DemocratSinceBirth
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:08 PM
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Job Interview Question.... |
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What's your biggest fault?
I work too hard....
LMFAO @ dat...
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MemphisTiger
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:10 PM
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1. Say that you're a perfectionist |
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if they ask your strength, say the same answer
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DemocratSinceBirth
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:14 PM
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4. Representative Chris Shays Used That Analogy On Brownie |
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cuz Brownie won't admit any mistakes...
I llke this one better...
What are your weaknesses?
You're hiring me for my strength not my weaknesses...
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:11 PM
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2. What is your best feature / worst feature? |
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I can spend hours working on a problem.
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:14 PM
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3. I hate that stupid question. I've heard it as, |
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"what's your greatest weakness?" but it's the same question.
Like anybody's gonna blurt out, "I'm lazy" or something like that.
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:21 PM
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5. My biggest fault? Where the good Lord split me! |
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(Only works if interviewing for a comedian job)
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DemocratSinceBirth
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:22 PM
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I always put the company's well being ahead of my own....
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:30 PM
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7. What was the last thing you stole? |
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I worked for a guy who asked that one of all his applicants. He didn't care what the answer was unless it was "I never stole anything."
Because that's a liar. No job for that guy.
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Tue Sep-27-05 05:18 PM
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10. I got that question, while hooked up to a lie detector yet. |
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I have never stolen anything (for real! not even a candy bar as a kid!) and the person administering the test warned me not to reply "No" to the "Have you ever stolen anything?" question, because everybody has stolen something...even as a little kid. I told him that actually I had never stolen anything, even as a little kid, and he gave me this irritated shrug and got on with the test.
At the end, he says, "Damn, you really haven't ever stolen anything, have you??"
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:41 PM
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8. I have a compulsion to point out when threads belong in the lounge! |
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And this is one of those threads that belongs in the lounge.
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Tue Sep-27-05 02:45 PM
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9. This really is your biggest fault. |
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Tue Sep-27-05 05:20 PM
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11. It Was Part Of The Mike Brown Hearing |
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Chris Shays used it to analogize Mike Brown's answer to if any mistakes were made by blaming others....
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