That's it! I've had it I give up! I'm leaving! I can't take it! etc, etc.

[leeroysphitz]

Sorry but things just aren't going our way fast enough in a political sense. I am officially saying good bye! Call me a defeatist if you must.

I'm moving South and gonna start voting republican and bitch about my taxes. I've also given up on the environment, (just not making any progress there either.) so I'm gonna get me a king sized MONSTER Hummer and NEVER tune it up or put air in the tires and every time I put 120 bucks in the tank I'm gonna bitch about my god-damned federal and state road taxes. I'm also gonna buy me a really BIG friggen McMansion with a shiny new interest only loan, smack dab right in the middle of some wetlands right on the god damned coast and B.A.M. property T. !

I'm gonna give to the 700 club every friggen week and I'm gonna B.A.M.T ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME. I'm gonna buy me every NRA, anti-clinton and anti-taxes bumper sticker EVER MADE, and every possible color of magnetic ribbon the human eye can possibly see in the visible light spectrum (especially CAMO!!!)just to let YOU know that I support the troops WAY friggen more than you EVER could and you know what? I'm STILL gonna have room to spare on the back of my GI-FRIGGEN-NORMOUS Hummer!

Hell I'm so done with fighting the good fight I'm gonna buy me the biggest TV I can find leave it on ALL damn night every damn night and use parental control to block out PBS (and B.A.M.T.) and watch FOX news ALL the damn time (and B.A.M.T).

I'm gonna laugh at poor people. ALL the poor people (and not just the ones that DESERVE to be poor (which I will now believe is most of them)). I'm gonna become a calvinist and blame poverty on the poor while I look down my nose at the rest of society because surely my success is the result of having lived so virtuously and having pleased my God, and I will know that somewhere up in the heavens there truly is an all powerful loving God that is also snickering at homeless bums while bitching about my taxes (lovingly).


P.S. I'm also gonna join Free Republic, listen to RUSH (mega- dittos!!!!!) and maybe start listening to old Jim Neighbors records.

P.P.S The Jim Neighbors thing has nothing to do with quiting or becoming republican or anything, I just think he has a great voice.









(sarc)
(except for the part about Jim Neighbors)

ED: Grammar. ugh.

[senseandsensibility]

1. Woo hoo!

Sounds likes a plan. And don't listen to the naysayers. They're just jealous.

[Wickerman]

2. Back home again in

Indiana...

nice :rant:

[Webster Green]

3. They will be grateful, their numbers are rapidly dwindling....

You will be welcomed as a hero.

[Jim Sagle]

4. Yee haw, ah'm mah own grampaw.

[kikiek]

5. And don't forget to say "Supersize Me!" when you visit McDonalds.

You'll harden your arteries much faster than if you went with anger and roadrage alone. Oh and don't forget your bumpersticker with W on it.

[leeroysphitz]

6. You can take my Big Mac...

When you can pry it out of my GREASY, cold, dead hand!

[kikiek]

8. Oh and be sure you're clutching your gun in the other hand when you

go. That sounds so manly. You'll be an awesome corpse.

[marmar]

7. I'm leaving too...

but I'm going to the Netherlands...

:sarcasm: unfortunately

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. Ummm.... Gomer's gay.

[leeroysphitz]

11. SHHHH!!!!! That's supposed to be a SECRET!!!!! nt

[ngGale]

10. Gawd, you sound just like my....

neighbor. :rofl: Think I'll be leaving with them!

[CAG]

12. What about the mullet and the nascar t-shirts??? nt

[leeroysphitz]

16. Give it time. I'll have to spend most of my energy...

B.A.M.T. for the first few years...

[dweller]

13. don't forget your lifetime supply

of Viagra.

you're going to need it.
dp

[WI Independent]

14. B.A.M.T. ??? nt

[leeroysphitz]

17. B.A.M.T.

Bitching About My Taxes! From what I gather this is how most Repukes spend the majority of thier time. The other half of the time they are all still B.A.C. (Bitching About Clinton).

[indigo32]

20. YUP

repeat after me
"I work hard for my money, I don't see why they can't..."

DOH!!!!!

And lately I've been noticing how very much they dislike debating. Be sure to become a chicken shit when confronted too.

[chalky]

15. Okay! So.....see you tomorrow?

n/t

[leeroysphitz]

18. Huh????

When has ANYONE on D.U. EVER given the standard farewell\ "I give up" speech only to show up again the next day?



(still yet MORE sarcasm)

[linazelle]

19. Leaving? Sounds like you've never really joined ... n/t

[slampoet]

21. Can I have your room?

[soliddemocrat]

22. Have fun joining the cronies

May you rest in peace and may God have mercy on your Anti-liberal soul to the fact that you know nothing about being a liberal and the fact that you don't know anything about elections, and the fact that Bush is a lying,cheating dope who does nothing but send all our troops out to war and doesn't care about his people. May God frown upon you for supporting such a stupid man. If you ever light up again to the fact that liberalism is the way to righteousness and has the answers to all your political questions and that there is no such thing as defeat then you truly are headstrong enough to fight the good fight. But to give in like this is truly a sign of weakness and pettiness that will surely change the tides of the next election. God have mercy on your soul, that is if he wants to bless with you riches assuming you don't vote republican next year. I hope to hear from you soon,good luck in all you do.

[leeroysphitz]

25. Ahem... Please notice the little (sarc) at the end of my post... nt

[nonconformist]

23. Ha, that was great! nt

[The Wielding Truth]

24. Going to the dark side would sure help lower my blood pressure.

I would have the best ........

I can't do it.
Can't even enjoy the concepts of the freeper reality.

Not even in jest.

I can't forget reading this in another post tonight.

"OF COURSE IT HURTS! YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT!"

Oh there goes my blood pressure.

[leeroysphitz]

26. Lol... YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

Well it's definatly not the first time for any of us but it's such a BIG elephant thise time around...