BigBearJohn
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and helped re-elect George Bush, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Wed Sep-28-05 02:52 PM
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Wed Sep-28-05 02:52 PM
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3. That was just WRONG! And I laughed my ass off. |
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Wed Sep-28-05 02:54 PM
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5. Hee hee hee...giggling like a little kid |
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that was funny...thank you
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Wed Sep-28-05 05:07 PM
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Wed Sep-28-05 02:57 PM
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Thankya BigBearJohn I needed that
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I must remember that one. Great.
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Wed Sep-28-05 06:54 PM
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12. Kick for the 5 'o clock folks! |
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Wed Sep-28-05 07:01 PM
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13. LMAO! very funny! thnx! n/t |
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