Everyone, keep it under your hats...Project X has not yet been activated

[jmowreader]

So maintain good operational security on this one.

The fox has a cold nose.
Guinness is a light, refreshing beverage.
Take a left turn at Albuquerque.

Burn this page after you read it.

That is all.

[Canadian Socialist]

1. The dog barks at midnight

when the fat man carries an umbrella. nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

[RC]

18. 23854

19345
45621
04856
46754

[Richard Steele]

30. ...And bites Santorum at dawn!

All turtles are positioned and awaiting further instructions.

[radwriter0555]

91. The gnome transport system has been fired and tested, all systems are

GO.

[tompayne1]

2. ummm......

I am missing something.

[tompayne1]

3. Wait i got it.

A bright cold day in april two barges were passing in the night. nudge nudge wink wink eyes only.

[karlrschneider]

6. 43030 22138 79650 20833

Piwa frad menofard plexado.

[radwriter0555]

90. "Project X is HUGH!"

*cough*

[shraby]

10. The freepers MUST be kept in the dark

about the Special Plans the du'ers have.

The scarecrow barks at midnight...I repeat the scarecrow barks at midnight...___..^^__{ ]..@@;******..()*()*()

[triguy46]

13. Oh shit, if they find out about this!!! nt

[hwmnbn]

19. tompayne1, shh.....

There are freeptard lurkers here who might learn of our secret plan. So ixnay on the alktay about ojectpray X.

Further instructions to follow. We are at code purple. The alleycat sings at midnight:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[triguy46]

4. Does this mean we won't be meeting in....

tomorrow at 11:30 in the business district? What should we do with
the elephant we had rented?

[SteppingRazor]

22. Shut the hell up!!

Good God, delete that post! They can't find out about the elephant, you moran!


P.S. Double duck sentinel, blue 25 recording large.

[Crunchy Frog]

32. You can pick up the new instructions at the usual location.

Just please keep it under your hat. We cannot afford to blow this operation.

[jmowreader]

65. You RENTED an elephant?

Dude! If you look on page 74 of the supporting OPLAN, you will clearly see that it does NOT call for an elephant to be rented!

Page 74 clearly says we're going to cook him and eat him, and how are you going to get your cleaning fee back if we eat a rented elephant?

Besides, we're only up to page 12. So take the damn elephant back before he stinks up the place.

[elehhhhna]

5. What is the frequency, Kenneth?

[Throckmorton]

66. Searchlight, Searchlight, do not answer

Searchlight, Searchlight, do not answer

Stand-by for a message in two parts.

[Canuckistanian]

89. You have pre-empted my code message

Report for double super-secret debriefing at the KFC on Lexington. You know the booth.

[underpants]

7. The green bean casserole is tasty, no?

AZC

[triguy46]

11. Yes, but the salt is too sweet. n/t

[Pam-Moby]

8. Step 2, 1 is down.

Go to step 2 and it will fall to within days. Do not link to the instruction site. I smell something and it ain't me.

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. ^&89mliomnp

Dam Decoder ring, not working, can I get a new one?

[KittyWampus]

15. "Drink Your Ovaltine"

:)

[nonconformist]

12. This is HUGH!!!!!11111 nt

[TheDebbieDee]

36. Are you series????????????

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. My lips are sealed. 676-788--- out

[tridim]

16. The flapjacks have left the pan

Repeat, the flapjacks have left the pan.

Order the syrup now!

[KarenS]

17. and marmalade pie is resting quietly.

The rose has bloomed.

Over.

[NMDemDist2]

20. ROFL, but really didn't you mean to post this in the Lounge? n/t

[teach1st]

21. Operation MegaMoran...

..awating the signal.

[RandiFan1290]

23. The dolphins

are in the Jacuzzi!

Repeat

The dolphins are in the Jacuzzi!

[0rganism]

24. Roger that. Holding steady with sub-plan 352b until then.

enabling code is 551928-Foxtrot, for those who still don't have it.

[elehhhhna]

25. Prezzybush has been declared a Category 5 Prezzydent. pass it on.

[dogday]

26. dot dash dot dot dash dot dash dash dot dot dot dash nt

[pepperbear]

27. I LOVE YOU....

there is a car waiting outside

[librechik]

28. B-b-but I thought the "trigger" was the Delay indictment!

that's when we gather at the Capitol and urge censure...

oh bl**p now I've blown it!

[Terran]

31. Dammit, check your latest update!

It's been put next to the "pickles" in your fridge.

[librechik]

38. oohhh...the "pickles." Right...

[Crunchy Frog]

29. Remember, loose lips sink ships.

Let's all just be cautious about spilling too much, in light of what the stakes are.

[BlueEyedSon]

33. Afghanistan Banana-stand

[redacted]

34. Shut up! This is no joke!

[Richard D]

35. there are three post here . . .

. . . that are real. All the rest are fillers. Good luck.

[flyarm]

37. PUMPKINS IN THE PATCH...................

ORANGE RIBBONS TIED TO "the tree"...turn in the ribbons at location pumpkin patch!!
pies baking and ready when project x is ready for completion!!

everyone who has clearance ..meet at your designated spot!!

no talking until project x is complete...then move on to project " z"!


now go!! in safety ..i pray for you and the "project"
fly


oh in edit...please be careful in the pumpkin patch...the rotten ones are smelly...remember that code!!

[CatBoreal]

39. I've got the *ahem* items all ready to be shipped...

...from Canada.

Let me know when you want them.

Until then, beaver tails!

[triguy46]

44. Be sure and use DHL!!!

[CatBoreal]

48. What do you think I am?

A novice? We Canadians have been working on this for years.

A little faith please.

[BringEmOn]

40. ...like a duck in a noose....Oops, that one's already been used.

[CatBoreal]

41. I thought it was...

...a moose ready to duck?

Darn morse code!

[TheDebbieDee]

42. -- . . - .. -. --. / .. -. / - .... . / ... . -.-. .-. . - /

..-. --- .-. -- . . - .. -. --. / .. -. / - .... . / ... . -.-. .-. . - / ..-. --- .-. ..- -- / --..-- / / -. --- .-- / ..--.. / / -. --- .-- / ..--.. / / -. --- .-- / ..--.. /

[CatBoreal]

47. -.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. --- .-. --. . -

-.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. --- .-. --. . - / - .... . / - .. -- -... .. - ...

[MetaTrope]

43. No! Not my alpaca sweater!

:cry:

[CatBoreal]

45. Sacrifices must be made....

Don't worry, dear leader will remember you.

[flyarm]

50. puff the magic dragon...

look right ..follow the red light...turn left when you see "you know what"...and then get outta there pronto!!

if you "delay" your departure..well, we can not come and get you, you are then on your own...

we do not like to leave our agents "out there" but if you do not follow directions precisely...we can not risk other agents...

so please follow the directions, or delay your recovery!! of forfeit it completely!!

fly

[Rex]

46. 18181

nt

[cynatnite]

49. hmm...how do I burn this page? n/t

[mikeytherat]

51. It's a cold day for pontooning - repeat - a cold day for pontooning.

mikey_the_rat

[callous taoboy]

52. project ~J~ has been reactivated-

and only because we found the lighter.

[lala_rawraw]

53. No no, activate pink panty brigade

by sneezing to the left while chewing to the right

[Geoff R. Casavant]

54. "Norman, correlate."

[rzemanfl]

55. We who are about to die salute you. Hail Caesar salad! n/t

[slampoet]

56. Bebe Robozo eats gumdrops with attractive Poodles

REPEAT: Bebe Robozo eats gumdrops with attractive Poodles

MESSAGE END.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

57. Don't forget

that Whistler's mommy lost her rocker
and Jim Bean saw Woodie Guthrie at the Grand Canyon
while Howdy Doody left Clarabelle in the dark.

Ok?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

58. Is this code still valid?

[jmowreader]

67. We accept no Nazi encryption!

Where'd you get the picture of the Enigma rotor?

http://www.nsa.gov/museum/museu00007.cfm will tell you all about the Enigma.

[maveric]

59. The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle and the flagon

with the dragon is the drink thats true.

[WolverineDG]

109. that's BREW that is true!

dammit, get the code right! now some of our best ops are on their way to oslo and we can't get them back in time!

dg

[Debi]

60. Two knocks and a whistle

Then you shake it all about....:P

[htuttle]

61. Okay. We're 10-8.

The number is 180 and the letter is G. The first thing you have to do to
get over to 180 and the letter G is to get into your vehicle and headEast.
I repeat, you have to head East over the bridge. But before you get onto
the bridge, around one big turn, you'll come up to the place where the sex
chemicals burned up. I repeat, where the sex chemicals burned up. And of
course you all must have heard about that on news center four...On your way
to 180 and the letter G.

And now we're on the bridge. That's nothing very much, but when you get on
the other side of the bridge on your way to 180 and the letter G, you'll
notice two things. First of all it's very important that you turn on your
AM radio. Set it to 1010 on your dial, and let the radio frequency energy
from K-101 overload your little tuner until it distorts very highly. And
right at the point of that extreme distortion, there's the big chairs. I'm
not exactly sure, but I think that's where all the sewer water from Oakland
goes.

And then, by then, you'll be out of all that distortion, and you'll be
looking East, toward the hills, and if it's at night, you'll see the little
red lights flashing on my favorite ham radio repeater station -- that's WR6
Automatic Bowel Movement.

And any of you who are into jamming, keep talking, keep jamming, because
I'll be listening on my scanner radio, and just maybe...you'll be on the
next album.

You come up to the tunnel. And now we're coming up to the tunnel. Up to
the tunnel. And then as you get into the tunnel, you'll start to sense
something. And then about halfway through the tunnel, something will
suddenly hit you. You won't sense it a lot until you get almost through to
the other side. You'll realize right then and there that you're entering
Contra-Costa County. It's hard to explain, but you feel a certain way
when you get into Contra-Costa County on your way to 180 and the letter G.
There is absolutely no other possibility.

And then you're gonna whisk out, out of the tunnel on the East side, in
Contra-Costa County, where it's about 40 degrees warmer and the humidity is
about 15 percent, and you'll just stay on that freeway all the way until
you get to Martinas. When you're up to Martinas, you'll see a sign, a sign
that says `G.' And you're just gonna go right on up there in your little
vehicle and you're gonna turn left onto G.

On the left hand side of the street is the A&W root beer place, and on the
right side is another little place where you're gonna go later on in the
story: Safe Muffins.

Now that you're on G, you're just gonna keep right on going up G, heading
West on G, all the way to the top of the hill, and that's where 180 is.
Right up there at the top. And just before you get to the top of the hill,
you'll notice the green slime oozing out from under the house at 180 and
the letter G.

And of course, it had to be true, you just gotta go right back down to Safe
Muffins and shoplift. I repeat, you're gonna have to shoplift the HR Steam
Cleaning System from Safe Muffins. The only way you're gonna be able to do
it successfully is to become invisible. And then when you're totally
invisible, you'll just creep right on into Safe Muffins, and thereyou'll
see it: The HR Steam Cleaning System. And then you'll realize that
you're gonna have to get it up the street to 180 very quickly, so you whisk
your Steam Cleaning System right back up G all the way to 180. You go
right up to the front door and you push the button.

The door opens automatically, and the first thing you see is the orange
carpet inside 180...and you'll see the dog juice, the horrible dog juice
all over the orange carpet at 180 and the letter G. You're just gonna
march right on into G, there, with your HR Steam Cleaning System, go all
the way back into the kitchen, where the Mr. Coffee Coffee-amker has your
hot water. Your hot water, ready to pour into your HR Steam Cleaning
System. So you go in there and get your HR Steam Cleaner all fired up, and
you bring it on out into the living room and you take care of all the dog
juice on the orange carpet at 18 and the letter G.

As you're cleaning the orange carpet, there'll be a voice that says:
"FETCH MY CIGARETTES."
Another voice will say:
``THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR.''

And then of course you've forgotten completely about the green slime. And
you'll realize that the only way to get rid of the green slime is to go
back down, down the stairs, down to the basement of 180 and the letter G,
where you'll find a bottle of Formula 409. You'll get that 409 up there
real quick, and go outside to the mailbox of 180 where the green slime and
all the ants are oozing out onto the sidewalk, and you'll spray it with all
your might as hard as you can on that goddamn green slime. And then you'll
have gotten all that horrible stuff.

{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's
what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually
say that. When you're at G...and 180.

By then you'll realize that you're gonna have to take your HR Steam Cleaning
System back down to Safe Muffins. And before you can do it, you'll of
course have to become invisible once again. You'll take your HR steam
cleaning system, which you shoplifted from Safe Muffins, you'll put it back
in for somebody else to use, at some other number, some other letter,
somewhere in another dimension.

And it'll be time for you to head back to San Francisco, 'cause if you
don't, you'll never leave Contra-Costa county. You'll get back in your
vehicle, and you'll go in reverse, in reverse gear, using your rear-view
mirror, all the way back down the freeway, past Pleasant Hill, Lafayette,
and Orinda. You'll go back through the tunnel, and you're gonna get back
on the other side of the hills, there, through the tunnel, right past the
ham radio repeater, and you'll whisk down that hill at 90 miles an hour.
You'll get into the appropriate lanes, on your way from 180 and the letter
G, back into San Francisco. Back past K101 and the big chairs, which
remind you of the sewer gas back on G, where you could become invisible.
Not really sure if Oakland sewer gas can do it as well as Martinas sewer
gas. And you're on the bridge now, heading West, into the fog, the high
fog, I repeat: fog never touches the ground in California, it's always so
damn high. And you get across, and you look back to where the sex
chemicals were made, and finally you get back into your sewer pipe, and
disappear down into the sewers of San Francisco, and you know that you'll
never ever want to come out to 180 and the letter G, ever again. And in
that sorry situation, I think it's just about time we went 10-7. I'm
getting that feeling now. Deep within the sewer pipes by now. You'll
never find your way out. You'll never want to find your way out. We're
10-7. Out.

[callous taoboy]

63. You lost me here:

"{There are gonna be?} toads under the house, and they'll be saying,
"Herbiss, herbiss, under the house, spray me with the 409, herbiss." That's what the toads are gonna say to you. They won't croak, they'll actually say that. When you're at G...and 180."

[The Stranger]

62. Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree . . .

I sold you and you sold me,
There lie they and here lie we,
Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree . . .

[Seabiscuit]

64. the izquerda coast is on standby ...

will play "smells like teen spirit" backwards at midnight while hearing the dog barking, seeing the dolphins swim in the jacuzzi and checking next to the pickles jar.

[zippy890]

68. izquerda coast SOUTH

next to the pickles BAR

code/38

[Coexist]

69. If there is chocolate in your chips,

then the expiration date is valid.

[geniph]

70. On the coast of Malabar

...that's the ticket!

[Arkham House]

71. I was talking to Orson Welles just this morning...

...he says that he's all ready on his end...

[Tatiana]

DELETED (I gave up too much information.) n/t

[Tatiana]

72. Let the eagles soar over NYC.

One flew over a nest in Louisiana.

The bags are carpeted in Texas.

Don't Ever Let Absalom Yodel.

Neb Kcelffa is on standby.

The Big One is eating at a rapid pace.

Captain Picard says hi.

[FreedomAngel82]

73. Meet behind the shed at midnight

[Just Me]

74. Do you have any idea how many times a bear shit in my,...

,...neighbor's garden?!?!?!

Let's get this going, for crying out loud!

Geez. :eyes:

[Buns_of_Fire]

106. Really. I was assigned to procure the 4,000 live chickens...

...so now they're all in my apartment, crapping all over the place. Needless to say, the neighbors are starting to get suspicious.

Oh, yeah, the password. It's... uh... uh... Fuggit. Could someone just come and get the damned chickens, please?

[chknltl]

75. Aw geez guys....this again?

...I have no clue right now where I put my decoder ring....can't this wait a day or two?

[Tatiana]

76. Time is of the essence. n/t

[chknltl]

79. Essence???? I am a stinky hippy....I'll tell you about essence!

Ok, ok...I'll find that damned ring. Why oh why does this restoring Democracy thing have to be such hard work! Sheesh So whats my job today? Operation Skywatch? This sounds pretty serious guys, someone better send me some help I'm all alone out here ya know.).
Comencing Phase 1, OPERATION SKYWATCH. chknltl

[Tatiana]

80. Help is on the way.

As you well know, Neb Kcelffa, is on standby in Virginia.

[nickyt]

77. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

don't blink, baby

[Mutley]

78. Input the code into the box.

50686173652054776f2069732072656164792074
6f20626567696e2e20205265706561742e202050
686173652054776f20697320726561647920746f
20626567696e2e20

http://www.lostrealm.com/ring/

[elehhhhna]

81. the password is ; boxturtle

[flyarm]

82. what good is it when you post the password...get your act

together here..new code needed NOW ..and now new project must be started immediately!!

EVERYONE GO TO EMERGENCY MODE!!

password compromised...meet at the pre-arranged set up point and get there carefully , make sure you are not followed...attention to details...

if you think you are being followed notify headquarters with your super secret code, we will send our front men out to get you!!
but do not..let me make this very clear do not go to the meeting point if there is any possibility you are being followed..we will take care of the details ..follow orders...

and for those of you with a different password...guard it with your life...too much has to be done if a password is compromised!! and puts others in danger!!

fly

[elehhhhna]

83. come on, it's not like I posted the" U Forgot Poland" passwords.

Sheesh.

[flyarm]

84. omgggggggggg...everyone with the ..

U FORGOT POLAND PASSWORD..HEAD FOR THE HILLS!! nowwwwwwwwww!!

you may have moved onto another pass word..but others have not...now thats two passwords you have compromised...you must now go on administrative leave until we get this worked out...without "delay" an investigation will begin and you may be possibly indicted for blowing so many agents cover!!

i will do what i can for you..but at the least, retraining is definitely in the offing...

please please ..do not use anymore passwords..or indictments will not be avoided!!
you have been an excellent agent in the past..whats come over you???

i will do what i can for you..but do not "delay " in getting representation in case of any indictments that may come about from your carelessness!

fly

[elehhhhna]

97. I am a double agent. TURKEY IN THE STRAW!

alert the authorities.

Mwahahahah.

p.s. "Laaaaaaa-zers"

your ID has now been compromised, flyarm/plame/joe what's his name
your ass(et) has been liquidated. this post will self destruct in 10..9..8..

[elehhhhna]

98. Kick! This is HUGH! DO not attempt to dissasemble this thread!

[elehhhhna]

107. it's the cat's potato

[elehhhhna]

111. DO YOU HAVE A FLAG?

[geckosfeet]

85. OMG - project X !!! I am so xcited!!

[flyarm]

86. i am so excited and i just

can't :hide: it..i'm about to loose control and i :think: i like it!...

i'm so excited and i just can't :hide: it...i'm about to loose control and i :think: i like it...

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce:

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

new project!!

fly

[Canuckistanian]

87. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The Rooster Crows at Midnight.

That is all.

[susanna]

88. The dog ate my homework.

Activate the Canine Brigade. That is all.

[LuCifer]

92. Ennu unnu wannu

Zilt ziffullu zorkom
90210, 90125, 66613
Ha Ka Hey
FUKUWUKUFUKOFF

[flaminbats]

94. 152565, 504734, 114362

:hide: absent chaos, remembering how freeper doctrine is spread, ie forgotten lurking categories IV ambush on all trolling targets posting in Lounge and General Discussion threads over 50 beginning not any later!! ;)

[lildreamer316]

93. The cheese is old and moldy.Where is the bathroom.

Albatross.

[Fozzledick]

95. Spa fon, squa tront.

Fnord!

[flaminbats]

96. perhaps you'r reading too much into that..

:shrug:

[Paulie]

99. I definately agree

It's the albatross crows at midnight, while the Fnord swims.

Sorry, but we have to nip these misrepresentations quickly, even big issues like this can be muddied.

Keep your chin up, bork bork bork.

[pointblank]

100. ...-. .--.-..-....- .-...-..----..--...----.

"And now a few words for our allies behind enemy lines...
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.
John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache."

[Hubert Flottz]

101. The dead duck is well done...

It's the wine's time, to be shared.

The hammer has been nailed.

This is not a drill...repeat Not A Drill!1!1!!111!11

EDIT: The Spotted Waterdog Barks At 13:00...That is all!!1!11!1!111!1

Edit Again: The carnivores are in my drawers...repeat The carnivores are in my drawers.

[berni_mccoy]

102. .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.. . -- --- -.-. .-. .- - .. -.-. / ..- -. -..

..-. .-. . . / .-. . .--. ..- -... .-.. .. -.-. / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... / .- ... ... / - --- - .- .-.. .-.. -.-- .-.-.- / .. / -... . - / ..-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ...- .. .-.. .-.. . / .. ... / --. --- -. . / -... -.-- / - .... . / . -. -.. / --- ..-. / - .... . / -.-- . .- .-. .-.-.-

---... .-. --- ..-. .-.. ---...

[ourbluenation]

103. Switch to Blue - repeat - switch to blue

the quesadilla has no cheese

wink wink

[freedomburn]

105. Sinchronize chronometers and calibrate the oscillation overthrusters

All systems are GO!!! Strike the hammer with the iron heel.

Commencement of the countdown for Operation Blue Hat will take place in the regularly scheduled sequence.

Stand down all non-essential agents. Go to mergatrod alpha rendezvous point at coordinates zeta QXZ gamma G13 with all due alacrity.

Avoid any Betazoid or Freekkks and carry your oscillation overthruster with you at all times. Becareful of any watermellons left sitting unattended. Stay loose. It could get hairy out there.

[Zynx]

104. The poptart has no sprinkles.

Oh shit. Is that the passcode for Operation Cuttlefish?

[renegade000]

108. the wombat has masticated the football

repeat, the wombat has masticated the football

[Ryano42]

110. Marsey Dotes and Dosey Dotes...

And I'll be home for Xmas.

Your Uncle "Cindy" ;) has fleas...

Your Loving Father,
Queen Mary

:P

[QuettaKid]

113. "I said my name is RA...and this is Eric B."

[tom_paine]

112. The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall.

John has a long moustache. John has a long moustache.

That is all.

And, damnit, doesn't anybody notice the trools posting on this thread?

DON'T ANSWER THEM!

Only people you know and trust, OK?

You compromise us all when you talk to the trolls. They are going to decode which of our codes are real and which are bullshit if we answer them, even with bullshit.

The integrity of Project X MUST be maintained until it is time!

UNDERSTAND?!?

(I hate breaking cover like this, but shut up you people...you know who you are!)

[Maru Kitteh]

114. .. / .... .- ...- . / -. --- / ... .- -.-. .-. . -- . -. - ... / ..-. ---

--- .--. . .-. .- - .. --- -. / .-- .... .. - . / --. .. .-. .-.. / .. ... / .. -. / -.. .- -. --. . .-.

[The Magistrate]

115. Sin Novedad

[Saphire]

116. Everyone act natural until the appointed time!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mutley]

117. ....

..-. .-. . . .--. . .-. ... .-.-.- / -.-. .- -. / -.-- --- ..- / -- --- .-. .- -. ... / . ...- . -. / ..-. .. --. ..- .-. . / --- ..- - / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . ..--..

[sendero]

118. I say......

..... Let's Roll!

[elehhhhna]

119. bring M on !