Think Boosh could become a cop?

[SammyBlue]

That would be funny. . .think of it. Here in Pima County, Arizona, other than pulse, the ability to make your mark and an IQ double your shoes size. . .here is what they have to do.

Pass a written test
Pass two oral boards
Pass a phyiscal fitness test, including situps, pushups and a 1.5 mile run.
Submit to a polygraph test
Complete an extensive background investigation
Submit to a psychological evaluation
Complete nine weeks at the academy.

We put potential cops through more vigorous testing than we do a candidate for office.

Imagaine the oral board answers, the psyche eval, the polygraph results and what the background investigation would say. Can you imagine?

[skids]

1. What, no pee test? n/t

[SammyBlue]

2. Oh yeah. . .I forgot the drug screening

Seeing as I don't take drugs, I forgot that.

[amerikat]

3. He couldn't get a job as a Walmart Greeter

No offense to anyone holding that job. Had boosh not had a powerful father he would be nobody today.

I'd like to see that polygraph test made up of questions submitted by DU ....now that would be both tragic and funny.

[FreedomAngel82]

4. LOL

Hell no.

[Bozita]

5. He'll go back to his former position as an heir

[autorank]

6. Cops become very smart after a while...

They see so much. But Bush is incapable of acquiring intelligence through experience and he would never pass a nine factor, observed urine test, no chance.

Besides, I don't want him driving around my fucking 'hood with a bunch of weapons on board.

Lordy!

Prison Guard, well he does have quite a history there, doesn't he.