Please caption this * pic

[Kadie]

[meow2u3]

1. Go to hell. Go directly to hell.

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

[sallyseven]

3. I didn't know the gun was loaded.

But I am not sorry.

[teamster633]

5. Whadda you mean the 'Rapture Bus' done left the station...

...and ahm stuck down here with my 'base'?

[Richard D]

2. Would you buy anything from this person?

[TerdlowSmedley]

4. If he loses any more hair, we'll finally be able to see that "666"

birthmark on his head. The jig'll be up then.

[Glenda]

23. ROTFL!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Now that's a good one! :hi:

[ck4829]

6. I think this may be the cover for that new 'Left Behind' Book

And I think that's the Antichrist that is the antagonist in the book.

[Vincardog]

7. The Rapture came and guess who was

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. Nobody could have predicted that the levees would breach.

[applegrove]

9. God - I ate all Americans - I am so sick of having to talk to them. And

these ones are even handpicked.

[valerief]

10. I got a nifty right behind, too.

[boston bean]

11. Do you mind, I'm trying to take a dump. nt

[karlrschneider]

12. I can't think of a caption but this SOB is starting to look like Pat

ROBert$on...
:eyes:

[peekaloo]

13. Where does he ask Gannon to leave his "deposits"?

ewwwww

[teamster633]

15. Which he'll repay with focused interest.

[Warren DeMontague]

14. "There is a house... In New Orleans...

They Caaaaaaaalll the Risin' Sun..."

[teamster633]

16. It's been the ruin of many a poor boy(sic)...

...And me, Oh Lord! was one .

[FtWayneBlue]

17. "Row Vs Wade?

I don't give a rat's ass how those people got out of New Orleans."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. "Look, DU told ya I was a shallow lil fuck, but would you bleev 'em?"

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

:D

[Justsayin]

19. When God was passing out brains

I thought he said rain...

[BringEmOn]

20. 'murika....kiss my left behind

[kitten29]

24. your sig line

i don't get it, i don't think i like it ??? are you making fun of native americans ???

[BringEmOn]

26. Are you serious?

[kitten29]

27. yeah

i don't get it ??? sorry...

[BringEmOn]

28. 1492-- Columbus landed on this continent

Native Americans have been fighting terrorism ever since. I've included a little history from Howard Zinn's "People's History of the United States." Hope that helps.

http://www.wmich.edu/dialogues/texts/Zinn.html

[kitten29]

30. thank you

it's just i feel native americans are such a wonderful civilization... they have my utmost respect and adoration, they survived the worst... they deserve the best... with all that is insane in our society, i dream often of being a part of theirs... alas we have not yet developed a "time machine" and i'm stuck with "shrub", errrrrrr... it's a soft point with me, i apologize, i just didn't understand...

[kitten29]

29. i'm not sure if oppressed people (previously)

would appreciate this representation... maybe i'm missing your point... perhaps i am??? i don't get it??? sorry...

[NinetySix]

21. You sayin' the Rapture already came and went?

But that means that I've been....

LEFT BEHIND.

[grasswire]

22. I needed that belly laugh...

I laughed so hard I scared the cats. That is one true dipsh*t.

[jane_pippin]

25. President Bush moments before he began speaking in tounges and channeling

The Dark Lord Lucifer:

"And you see how we're workin hard, and my program will do s......SNARL! I am Lucifer! Heed my words, puny mortals and bow down before my evil spirit! Trickle down economics was all my doing! Bwahahahaha! Faith Based Initiatives, Abstinence Only, tax cuts--all my evil handiwork! Bwahahahahahaha! I am Satan, hail me!......SNARL!.....And we're making progress. Say Slim, my throat hurts. Can I get a glass of water?"

[Sarah Ibarruri]

31. "The word behind is a verb...

when you mean behind, but sometimes you don't mean behind, you just mean, like, 'I got up on the left side' and things like that, and as you know I'm on the right side hehe, ...mmm... to.... because.... oh yeah, a girl got a pet goat. She liked to go running with her pet goat... uh.... what was that question again?"

[Marr]

32. Red sequined neck tie by Ru Paul.

It looks "fabulous".