LIMERICK COMPETITION - GEORGE W BUSH AND IRAQ

[banana republican]

Georgie Porgie Puddins and Pies
Rigged elections, told big lies
Just to follow his Daddy.
He's a little bit maddy
You can tell from that look in his eyes.

When weapons of mass destruction aren't found
Bush says that it's clear they've just gone to ground
We'll mount an attack
Wage war on Iraq
And in making our point Baghdad we will pound.


His lying was all but perfected,
Johnny told us we'd be better affected,
We'll sell coke and wheat
And we'll just cop it sweet,
While Georgie's wee missile's projected

http://expage.com/bushbusters02a

[DebJ]

1. what a great last line ha ha ha

[catnhatnh]

2. Limerick...

...Georgey Porgey
AWOL Pilot
Had a gap And couldn't hide it
When the truth came out to play,
Dan Rather got fucked...
OK so it doesn't rhyme...

[catnhatnh]

3. How about...

George has failed in many places,
showed out to us his many faces,
He acts like Texas was his Birth,
as if that would have added worth,
he ain't a cowboy,no far from it,
that empty hat's a small part of it..

[Mira]

4. Sad Limerick

There once was a "Leader" named double you
who lied and that really must trouble you
he divided our nation
and to round the equasion he
turned Iraq into rubble too.

[countmyvote4real]

5. That's a good one Mira.

(and it has the limerick meter.)

[spacelady]

6. Nice!

[Your_Moment_Of_Zen]

23. well done!

You're great at this! :D

[bhunt70]

7. my try

George had to steal his elections
and cover with Supreme Court selections.
Democrats need to make stick
he's more tricky than dick,
but he still gives 35% erections.

[spacelady]

10. Ya beat me by "that much"! Great limerick!

[spacelady]

8. OK, here goes...

Once upon an election,
"W" couldn't get an erection,
So he stole it from Gore,
Which makes him a whore,
In the mirror "W" makes no reflection.



Edit for spelling.

[Citizen Jane]

9. Hmmm, I love limericks

There once was an idiot named George,
Who Halliburton and Carlyle did let gorge,
But he could not master
Natural disasters
And he could no longer his popularity engorge.

[halobeam]

11. Okay, I'll try...

Georgie Porgie always smirked
wherever he went, darkness lurked,
he couldn't match up to his dear 'ol brother,
not according to his Dad or his mother,
he'll always remain the family jerk.

Georgie Porgie numbed his pain,
with alcohol, and good cocaine,
once he cried he was on God's side,
he lived a new life masked with false pride.
he'll always retain the family shame.

Georgie Porgie grew to power,
but couldn't wash off the past in his shower,
he had cleaners, who washed, and soaked and scrubbed,
but couldn't wash clean, the bastard shrub.
he'll be remembered as everyone's darkest hour.

[Citizen Jane]

12. Must try again

There once was an Eli, a Deke,
Who branded his brothers' physiques,
He said what the hell,
I'm a Skull and Bones fell',
Now he's in danger because of a leak.

[driver8]

13. Mine

Shrub is a man with no class
Who, in life, was given a pass
He now is the prez
Or at least so he sez
Now we all get effed up the ass

[hopeisaplace]

19. good one

:rofl:

[omega minimo]

14. Oh goodie-- triviality!

There once was a prezdent named Bush
Who lived a high life quite lush
His daddy turned back
So he destroyed Iraq
And made the troops listen to Rush

[driver8]

15. Ha Ha -- good one!!

[omega minimo]

18. Gotcha!

:hi:

[Redstone]

16. That's not the right form for a limerick!

You're thinking of some other poetic form. Maybe a sonnet?

Redstone

[rosesaylavee]

17. Submission

There once was an “moran” from Texas
Whose presidency all but wrecked us
He flew far overhead to view the Hurricane dead
That little wee man known as JACKASS

[dalaigh lllama]

31. Good one Rosie!

:hi:

I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'...

[dalaigh lllama]

34. There once was a miserable hack

Who vowed, "I won't jump in the sack
"It's so sinful to screw
"A lady in blue,
"But o.k. to screw us and Iraq."

Now, that hack was a bit of a prick,
And he talked like an ignorant hick.
Some had feared that his brain
Had been fried with cocaine,
But he kept it quite safe in his Dick.

[rosesaylavee]

35. Oooh. And you stayed on topic...

I strayed into other annoying traits.

But I like. I like.

[NNadir]

20. My George Limerick.

Little Georgie thought that Iraq
Was a wonderful place to attack
His neocon friends
Tried to justify ends,
But the means put the ends way off track.

[hopeisaplace]

21. International poetry...

In Canada we too have a bush
but ours has trees that go swoosh
when hurricanes blow
we can't impeach ours ya know
but yours needs a tree up his tush

[banana republican]

25. it rocks

[hopeisaplace]

26. from Canada with love..

:hi:

[banana republican]

27. Thanks from the "Other" Washington. n/t

[rosesaylavee]

22. Another one

His mom was known all around as BABS
Her movements reminded one of a crab
Her smile could freeze
A man in mid-sneeze
That wonderful most sinister BABS.

[banana republican]

24. There once was a man skull & bone

Who thought the world he did own
Till he met up one day
With the American way
And now we find he is gone.

[Pryderi]

28. There once was a moron named Bush

Who wanted to kick someone's tush
With Osama on the lam
He went after Saddam
Final proof that he is a lush

[trackfan]

29. The Bush Years

Well, things are fucked up in Iraq.
How I wish these four years I had back.
George Bush is a turd.
Still it's worse, I have heard,
in New Orleans, for those who are Black.

[hopeisaplace]

30. International Poetry part deux...

Do what I say not do
is the crazy republican truth
they preach to be moral
'fraid of gay men in floral
lets face it they have a screw loose

[banana republican]

32. A few more for the fun of it.

There once was a president of the USA
Who would really like most of us to pass away
So he could rule the earth
With a great deal of mirth
And play with his "weapon" all day.

There was a young chap from Texas,
Who said "Saddam, you sure vex us,
We are coming to see,
All your WMD",
But they soon found themselves in the nexus.

Bush heads the American nation
though in doubt was his call to this station
for the vote was re-jigged
by a court that was rigged
yet he still wants a standing ovation.

http://expage.com/bushbusters02a

[hopeisaplace]

33. these are good!

I'll be tryint to fall asleep creating these in my head tonight...I'll never get to sleep now B-)

[Johonny]

36. g

In order to prove to Americans he had much sac,
George W. Bush went and attacked Iraq
While troops searched in vain for weapons of mass destruction
George W. tries to avoid blame for event ignored during vacation
A model Islamic Iraqi Democracy he has built in his head
While a haven for a new breed of Terrorist he has built instead