I have proof that Bsh is drinking:

[jillan]

"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you." —George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005

"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." —George W. Bush, Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005 (huh????)


"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

"The relations with, uhh — Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh — because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know — European values, they're universal values. And those values — uhh — being universal, ought to be applied everywhere." —George W. Bush, at a press conference with European Union dignitaries, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"But Iraq has — have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." —George W. Bush, Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

And the number one proof that he is:beer:
"And Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." —George W. Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown

[texpatriot2004]

1. Great work he's speech is slurred n/t

[Bucky]

2. Sorry. This is only proof his mother was drinking before he was born

But some of those are pretty funny (as long as I don't think about his finger on the button)

[opihimoimoi]

3. Those 2 nurses who dropped him in the nursery years ago when first born

oughta own up and come forward instead of the "I won't tell if you won't tell....."

[PatriotMom]

4. I do believe there is medication that could take care of this!!

uh um, and a stint in detox.:donut: :donut: :donut:

[personman]

5. If you want proof just look at his policies...nt

[npincus]

6. kick

[Spurt]

7. Nominee

And this is the most intelligent man the SC nominee has ever met.
Hmmmm....

[Midlodemocrat]

9. She obviously doesn't get out much.

[Maraya1969]

14. She SAID THAT? That is grounds enough for a NO vote.

Anyone who thinks he is smart has to be stupider than him.

[Spurt]

21. She sure did say that......

...or something very similar.
To some chap who coughed it up in an interview, IIRC.

But who will have the spine to ask her about it during the hearings?

[enough]

8. The emperor has no brain cells.

Great job. It's funny but also deadly serious. This is the guy who is supposed to be running the country.


Nominating.

[soup]

10. If we didn't laugh we would all go insane.

I'm beginning to sound like a parrothead.

[meganmonkey]

11. Recommended - this is funny

sad, but funny.

[dogday]

12. Look at him now and compare to a few years ago

and you can see the deterioration of his face and his looks. He looks bad and the veins in his skin are showing thru from the drinking. Someone should tell him he looks bad and can't hide the fact he is drinking again....

[Maraya1969]

13. I took the liberty of sending this one around the email tree

I bet it gets forwarded a lot. It really is pitiful but I can't help but crack up when I read these things.

[mattomjoe]

15. His latest nominee must be drinking too

Mier thinks he's the most brilliant man she's ever met.

They probably slam body shots together.

[goclark]

18. When I first saw her, my thought was,"drinking buddies" huuum

[sickinohio]

20. Drinking buddies AND

uhm - maybe bed-buddies?? If so, I bet Condi is PIS*ED!!

[bunny planet]

16. I've always thought a lot of Bushisms are actually drunkisms.

[Czolgosz]

17. Great new additions to the already-long list.

[donkeyotay]

19. Funny. Some don't see the humor in being taken to the national gallows

But there was a transcription error in one quote:

"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me." —George W. Bush, Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

That should read "I guess, it's the mutha f*ker in me."