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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:35 PM Original message |
If I Spill Seed |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
1. Only if you do it while envisioning Laura Bush. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
2. No, you're preventing overpopulation, thereby saving lives from starvation |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
3. No, but Monsanto might sue you for not protecting their patented products. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
4. Yes, you are |
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demigoddess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:55 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. it is only a sin because you might be fathering sons. |
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OmmmSweetOmmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
5. Yep! A mass murderer who will be punished by going blind. ;) |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:41 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. If I Go Blind, I'll Be Just as Bad As The Religious Right ;) |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. If that causes blindness... |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. Catch it in your hand then pop it into your mouth |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:45 PM Response to Reply #7 |
11. Would You? |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:59 PM Response to Reply #11 |
22. I'm probably the biggest |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 07:04 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. lol...(nt) |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
9. You obviously need to go here: |
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knowbody0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
10. i remember a boy |
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David Zephyr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
12. Hmmmmm |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:56 PM Response to Reply #12 |
21. Actually the crime was not giving his sister-in-law a child |
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stillcool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
13. No you are cool.... |
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HockeyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. As a woman, I cannot resist |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. lol...(nt) |
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Tom Yossarian Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
16. Every Sperm is Sacred... |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 07:05 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. In That Case... |
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Ksec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 07:11 PM Response to Reply #16 |
25. Pounding yer pud is a sin |
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dalaigh lllama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. On a related topic -- Oh, that fertile ground |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:53 PM Response to Original message |
18. maybe -- all i know is that i am apprently in a great deal |
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Boomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
20. Just how long do Fundies think sperm last? |
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Yupster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 11:11 PM Response to Reply #20 |
29. Fundies believe life begins at conception |
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LittleClarkie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
26. Every sperm is sacred |
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titoresque (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 07:18 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. And let us thank him for our food. Amen. |
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LittleClarkie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-04-05 07:22 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. "Look at those Catholics Martha. Every time they have sex they have |
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