Heard on the news: the WH is in lockdown, due to a mysterious package

[CatWoman]

that mysteriously appeared.

Maybe they should be so afraid -- it just might contain Chimpy's "mandate"

[elehhhhna]

1. Here's the mysterious package:

[CatWoman]

2. damn you, elehhhhna

:rofl:

[elehhhhna]

13. mwahahah

Do we see Chimpy's tang records in his pants?

blech.

[me b zola]

33. Do you mean his itty-bitty that cannot stand at attention?

:rofl:

[elehhhhna]

43. Hard Work

[elehhhhna]

44. You're doin' a heck of a job, OneEye!

[Dinger]

7. Damn, That's Discusting!

:puke:

[Misunderestimator]

10. LOL!

[KnaveRupe]

23. Or maybe it was THIS package...

That one could do more damage, I think...

[CatWoman]

27. aieeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm blind!!!!!

I'm blind!!!!!

[KnaveRupe]

36. Re: "aieeeeeeeeee"!

That's what Lynne said....

:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

42. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[elehhhhna]

45. Maybe THAT's what hit the Pentagon!

[mattclearing]

50. Ouch, that hurts. He better watch where he points that thing. n/t

[Connie_Corleone]

3. Maybe they'll tell Chimpy about it sometime this week. nt

[babylonsister]

4. He's probably not even there. Biking in the park? nt

[Jack from Charlotte]

5. Could it be AWOL's missing National Guard records.....? *

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. cannot be. ALL packages and mail got to a special facility miles away

until and unless the Secret service has gone thru it, checked & tracked the return address and letter signer, (they keep these on file forever) and check for explosives, anthrax, bio and chem weapons, nothing gets to the WH.

No exceptions.

[JHB]

39. You're assuming it was(is?) a mail package, not just a bag someone left...

...outside the WH.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

46. you mean Miers' bag with the vibrators?

no wonder it shook up the Secret Service.
:sarcasm:

[Binka]

8. I'm Sure It Is More Dollar Store Bling Bling Flair For Harriet

Something like Large Frog earrings or a penis shaped pin ENCRUSTED with red, white, and blue gemstones

[leftofthedial]

40. that would be red, white and blue rhinestones

LOL

[hippiechick]

9. Did Jeffy Lube leave George a make-up gift ?

We haven't heard much from the Chief BoyToy lately ... are they on the outs ??

[izzybeans]

18. Hey nice pic. Just saw him at the Music Mill with Arlo Guthrie's daughter.

[hippiechick]

19. Seriously ? I was there !!

It was the 4th time I've seen him. :loveya:

The FUBAR with the sound system could have ruined the night, IMO ... but he dealt with it well.

:hi:

[izzybeans]

35. He seemed pissed. It was an excellent show nonetheless.

First time for me. We took my in-laws given the Arlo connection and old B-town hippies love their Guthries.

The Music Mill is having all sorts of problems I hear, the sound must be part of them.

[hippiechick]

37. He seems pissed quite regularly.

Intense and very much a perfectionist from what I've gathered ...

This was my 2nd show at Music Mill, saw Blue Merle there in May and everything went well. I was impressed w/ the no smoking, the A/C, and how wide the stage is. Anything's a step up from Birdy's, which is starting to look (and smell) junky. :(


:hi:

[Missy M]

11. You can't even get near the White House so how could a mysterious

package wind up there.

[MindPilot]

21. That's the mysterious part! n/t

[mzteris]

24. disgruntled employee?

Maybe condi's jealous of all the attention harriet's getting from W.

:rofl:

[rkc3]

26. I'm guessing it was aliens who beamed the package down.

[Call me Deacon Blues]

12. It's Chimpy's Manhood!

He's been looking for it since Mommie Dearest took it from him while daddy was away on a trip back in the 50's!

On Edit: I wonder if they told Pickles? Now where did George get off to? And Karl? Matter of fact, where is everybody???

[rodeodance]

15. maybe the dog dragged in some paper?

[rodeodance]

17. or maybe it is Cindy's letter? all crumbled up?

[The Backlash Cometh]

14. I told you. They have more to fear from the right, than they do from the

left. Makes you almost feel sorry for the guy. He does one thing to upset the right and suddenly they're in lockdown.

[Montauk6]

16. When all else fails, SELL THE FEAR, SELL THE FEAR, SELL THE FEAR!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

29. And now they are selling fear of the avian flu. It has been endlessly

reported on tv this morning.

[lectrobyte]

34. And it was all over the NPR drive time broadcast yesterday evening.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

53. You have no idea how much this is ticking me off. Terra! Terra! Flu! etc.

[The Stranger]

20. Booz delivery?

[spanone]

22. Somebody delivered the 'truth' in a plain brown wrapper.

Something this White House would not recognize.

[McCamy Taylor]

25. Huh? Haven't they heard of security? Just blow it up out back.

[lpbk2713]

28. It's a set of encyclopedias.

No one there knows what they are or what to do with them and it has them all in a panic.

[McCamy Taylor]

30. Knowledge is a dangerous thing.

:rofl:

[jazzjunkysue]

31. Ooops! A usualy git ma packege dulivry ahn sundees 'cuz the seacrit

survice boys are kinda tarred frum the saturdee night party, and don't take no notice.

Ah'll have ta talk to Leroy 'bout dat...

[Democrats_win]

32. Smirky's porn.

[leftofthedial]

38. it was a book from Amazon, mis-delivered

no one at the WH had ever seen one without pictures before.

[SoCalDem]

41. Jeff Gannon showed up for lunch??

:shrug:

[meisje]

47. Cheney left his pee bag laying around again!

[MetaTrope]

48. Did it look anything like this?

[CatWoman]

52. what the hell is that? drugs?

[earth mom]

49. Jeff Gannon with a bow on....

and nothing else! ;)

[kcwayne]

51. Not to worry. The Publishing company just cleared up the problem.

They sent the chimp "My Pet Goat, Chapter 2", and the staff was so shocked to see a book for the presidunce to read, they thought it must be concealing WMD.

[Mabus]

54. Maybe it was a bundle of target letters from Fitzgerald?