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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:52 PM
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BREAKING: Chimp spotted yesterday at White House press conference PHOTO...
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:53 PM
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1. He desperately wants to fling a handful of feces at the press...
...but is trying to restrain himself, because the Man with the Yellow Hat told him not to do that.

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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:55 PM
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15. HAHAHA
I can picture him doing that

flinging feces at the press:rofl:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:51 PM
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20. monkey doo
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flowomo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:53 PM
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2. good lounge material.... but what am I supposed to "discuss"
about this in the "General Discussion" forum?
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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:06 PM
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8. Discussion point: Simularities between the appearance and behavior....
Discuss away: Simularities between the appearance and behavior of chimpanzees and George W. Bush. Both wake up early...both take a LENGTHY midday rest and then feed for much of the rest of the day.

Exhibit 1:

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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:39 PM
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12. Here is something I'd like to know: The pic in the 3rd row
with the apology next to it -- do you know where it was taken, or what topic the Chimp was speaking on? And was it Photoshopped?

It's hard to believe that someone could make a face that stupid, but if anyone could do it, it would be the Chimpleton.
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:54 PM
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3. ROFL!
:spray: :spray:
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whosinpower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 05:59 PM
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4. Hahahaha
Look at this photo and then go to

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

and read his lastest..........

snicker......

snip - Grunting and sweating, the President would say, "See, when you don't have pants it takes less time to make a poop. That's time that can be spent thinkin' about the war, and I think about it every day. I'm streamlinin' the process to get the shit out of me when I don't have to pull down my pants, 'cause I'm not wearin' any."


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unrepuke Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:02 PM
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5. Once again, I am reminded of a scene from "One Flew Over
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 06:02 PM by unrepuke
The Cuckoo's Nest" -- its where Jack puts one of the crazy guys to driving the fishing boat, and he starts singing "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man..."

:7

Not going anywhere - not in charge of anything - Walter Mitty at the helm
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firefox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:02 PM
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6. "My jaw is not moving."
"Damned good meth they gave me too."
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:06 PM
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7. Beaker
Mee...meme... mememe...mememe...ME...meme.... mememe...MEme.

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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:11 PM
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9. I thought it said Chimp POTTED at White House press conference
which is almost plausible.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:14 PM
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10. What's that on his upper lip?
Someone sock him again?
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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:14 PM
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11. His lower lip....
:)
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:42 PM
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13. LOL Petulant little brat.
Actually I was speaking of the mark on his upper lip, looks like someone punched him. Rove, maybe? :evilgrin:
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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:06 PM
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17. Sorry...couldn't help myself.
:)
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:52 PM
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14. Isn't that his famous POPEYE impression? (nt)
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:57 PM
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16. That's his failure face.
Makes it all the time.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:49 PM
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18. George Bush doesn't fail at anything! Why do you hate 'Merka??
Do I need to add "sarcasm" or is it obvious??
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 08:24 PM
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24. George Bush is the only man alive that can fail at failure!
nt
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jackstraw45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 03:54 PM
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25. Fail at Failure...love it.
El Chimpo and his propaganda rally today have been eclipsed by Plamegate....

Toast.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:49 PM
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19. That is his "I don't have a fucking clue what I am doing up here" face. n/
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:52 PM
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21. Ah'm gonna put 'til i get mah afternoon coke.
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Weembo Donating Member (324 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:56 PM
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22. Someone forgot my flags, dammit!!!
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 07:56 PM
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23. same expression as roberts
his lips are sealed.
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