BlueJac
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:38 PM
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Bush Joke.......I hope it is a new one! |
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George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." "No problem," said George. "I'll take you on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you have a disability. "The kid says, "I will after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:40 PM
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:)
I never heard it before.
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:42 PM
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Excellent joke and oh how true as far as my family goes. :rofl:
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:42 PM
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:42 PM
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4. go to humor on DU group |
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there's a ton of them there!
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:43 PM
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5. here's a couple i've gotten lately |
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Air Force One
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President and chuckles saying, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot, overhearing their conversation, rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there... Hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"
"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as Bush sits, head in hands.
Finally the President looks up and asks,
"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"
:rofl:
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:44 PM
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Wed Oct-05-05 06:44 PM
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7. Ahhh that 3rd kid. A kid after my own heart. I hope mine grow up like |
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:rofl: :applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl:
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
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