Pending Rove indictments. HEY LOOK OVER THERE! BIRD FLU!

[Proud2BAmurkin]

:rofl:

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

1. Anthrax over here. Lookie. Lookie over here.

The FBI couldn't solve the anthrax cases so it was reported on the nightly news that it could happen again.

[rsmith6621]

2. Is Fitzgerald Going to Hand Down

Karl Roves and others A$$es on a platter this week?????

[CottonBear]

3. Spy in White House (Gore's fault). Biohazards on the Mall. n/t

[Berserker]

6. And don't ever forget

[CottonBear]

8. OMG! I forgot the Clenis!

;) :rofl:

[boston bean]

4. I'll post it again, you mean this bird flu?

[Fuzz]

5. They must figure it works on Bush, it must work on the rest of us.

I think they hold up something shiny, like an aluminum beer can or something to distract him.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. Distraction not needed for "pending".

The bird flu stories are real and not "a distraction". Distraction is not needed for rumors of pending indictments. They would be saved (if available and controllable) for actual indictments.

[Taxloss]

9. Yeah, everything's a distraction from something else.

:eyes:

[elehhhhna]

10. WhawK! Hallelujia!!! w/props to Morris Day & the Tyme:

What time is it?
Alright, y'all got 10 seconds to getcho'asses to the dance floor.
Whawk!
C'mon now...

(chorus)
America, have you heard? I got a brand new dance and it's called "The bird"
You don't need no finesse or no personality, you just need two arms and an attitude.
And everybody sing with me, come on now!
Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Brothers, don't be cool. Women like it sometimes when you act a fool.
Sisters, don't be shy. Let your body get loose, you ain't to fat to fly.
Come on now! Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Yes! Hold on now, this dance ain't for everybody. Just the sexy people.
White folks, you're much too tight.
You gotta shake your head like the black folks. You might get some tonight.
Look out!

(repeat chorus)

Everybody! Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Alright! When the horns blow, I want everybody on the floor.
You know this groove is sexy, you ain't got no excuse no more.
Jerome, I wanna show 'em where we live.
Siamese twins joined at the suit. Fellas, give me something to fly with.

Alright brothers, keep up with that.
Jerome, bring me my hat. Did I mess my hair up?
Fellas, y'all play something.
I'm go over here and talk to this girl.

... Hey Morris, tonight we had a good time to find a girlfriend.

I pledge allegiance to THE TIME.
America, have you heard? I got a brand new dance called "The bird".

Fellas? - Yeah!
What's the word? - Whawk!
When you wanna get some, what'd you do? - Do "The bird"!

Whawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Fellas? - Yeah!
What's the word? - Whawk!
When we wanna get some, what'd we do? - Do "The bird""!

America?
What's the word? - Whawk!
When you wanna get some, what'd you do? - Do "The bird""!

Take it home!
Whawk
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GOD U LOVE THAT SONG --------> A FAMILY WEDDIN' TRADITION.

edited for redwine related tyops lol
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[KoKo]

11. Bird Flu...Bird Flu...Bird Flu...PANDEMIC! PANDEMIC! Run and HIDE...

or make sure we give big breaks to our Drug Companies like we did last year when the Last FLU Disaster was looming and Glaxo's Company in Ireland had that big Contamination.

Millions were brough in to the Drug Companies who could benefit from last years HYPE. I don't know anyone in my family who got the flu. I'm sure many folks did but given that there wasn't enough vaccine it seems, unless it was covered up, that it was all more hype.

Every August/September we are treated to New Hysteria. They got "caught out" on their Color Codes and they got smarter. Now they can get big Profits for the Drug Companies from their annual hysteria.

CRY WOLF, anyone?

[shanti]

12. the thing is...

IF it does come to pass the way the dire predictions are being sold, valerie plame, etc. will be the last thing on our minds, don't you think? it worked with katrina.

[KoKo]

13. I'm not going to sit in a "bunker" and worry about it. We all will die

sometime...of something.

[ErisFiveFingers]

14. It's a new terror alert level: DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! n/t

[newyawker99]

17. Hi ErisFiveFingers!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Generator]

15. If I die of the damn BIRD FLU before indictments are handed down

I will have to kill myself. (that damn word indictments gets me everytime-can't it be inDICKments?

[buzzsaw_23]

16. Son of SARS n/t