OMG! The BET Comedy Awards Just Slammed GWB Into Last Week!

[me b zola]

Steve Harvey opens dressed as Caesar in front of his court. His assistant steps up and addresses "Caesar": "Great Caesar, we're here for the sentencing of one convicted of high crimes against the citizen victims of hurricane Katrina. To receive your final judgment, great lord, we have... /////the prisoner is unmasked, and it is GB, he is in shackles....the crowd boos/////...

Caesar responds, "Oh, George Bush, you're the one sitting around doing nothing."

Caesar then turns to his court and says "What do you all want to do with him?"

The court responds "STONE HIM!"

~misc stuff~

Caesar than speaks to GB again, "Ain't you got an organization named FEMA, whose job is to get ready for a disaster, but when a disaster happened, all you all did was get ready?" ////much laughter////

Caesar asks his court, "What do you all want to do with him?"

Court responds, "BOIL HIM!"

Caesar talks about throwing rice and crawfish in the pot, making NO jumboli.

Caesar: "Look here, George. I got this young, cold soldier, a little young centurion, from a far away land called rockafeller, called Kanya Westicus. Kanya says George Bush don't care nuttin about Black people. Oh, you can take that stupid ass look off your face, cause you're in a room full of black people, it ain't going good right now I can tell you that right now.

Caesar to court: "What do we want to do with him?"

Court: "CRUSH HIS NUTS!"



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There is more! You all have to see this!!

Monday, 6-8pm pacific time it will replay, set your tee-vos!!!


edited to fix one of my typos. I was transcribing as I watched, which is never pretty :D

[babylonsister]

1. Nom. for hilarity! nt

[0007]

2. I'll tune in.

[sasquatch]

Nominated

[Roland99]

4. Let's make it 5!

[lateo]

3. I hope crooks and liars gets this.

[me b zola]

5. I'll make a little trip over there right now

If they didn't get it tonight, I'll put a bug in their ear to catch the re-run. It is that good! :)

[ultraist]

6. I saw part of it...hilarious!

:rofl:

[KingFlorez]

7. When was this on?

[me b zola]

12. The BET Comedy Awards are on right now

The skit that I described was the lead-off. Check your local cable or satellite carrier to see when it will be replayed next for you, you'll be happy that you did. :)

[w13rd0]

8. Wow...

...pulling no punches.

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. Sounds angry.

Goooood! Can't wait to see this. Sounds like change!

[Zynx]

10. Gooood. Let the hate flow through you!

Sorry, just had to say it. However, I think the hatred for Bush expressed here is perfectly justified. He just so happens to be a very bad and very destructive president.

[Gold Metal Flake]

13. Anger does not have to be hatred.

KnowhatImean? Accepting, expressing in public your anger at the murder of NO can excite change. This is a good sign. NO must be remembered. It is our Alamo.

JMO

[me b zola]

15. It was angry, set in a backdrop of humor

..or maybe I have that backwards.

As funny as the skit was, there was an underlying tension and deep anger. It was well done and very effective. Those bastids in the administration have no idea of what they have done. Tonight was but a taste of the sentiment out there.

[Gold Metal Flake]

17. I take hope from this.

This is how energy is concentrated.
Next, organization and direction.

Thanks for posting this!

[BuyingThyme]

11. Hopefully Randi Rhodes won't hear about this.

She'll apologize.

[sasquatch]

14. No, Al Franken and John Kerry will while crying at the same time

[Terran]

16. Ya think Repubs have given up on the Black vote?

'Cause it's safe to say they won't even get their usual 1% next year! :D

[me b zola]

18. This was a very powerful skit

I sent it to crooksandliars so that they can catch the rebroadcast.

This is really something that we all should see. Yes, because it is hillarious, but more importantly for the political statement that it made. Watch with both eyes open.

[sakabatou]

19. So fucking funny

I'm actually crying.

[Stephanie]

20. "CRUSH HIS NUTS!"

:rofl:

Thanks for posting! Too too funny!!!

[RepublicanElephant]

21. the actor playing dubya had that stupid monkey face down-pat!

...and i think dubya would've actually enjoyed "hurricane katrina" and her whip.

[Cha]

22. What's so ironic is that

I remember the president or owner or whoever of BET, robert johnson, was a * supporter..hmm? Wondering if he's changed his mind.

I had comedy central on last night and "Mind Of Mencia" was on before Jon Stewart and they had that picture of bush giving the finger..the one that's been on DU. It was on there for a long time..I had it on mute but I finally turned on the volumn so I could hear what he was saying about it..just babbling about "bush giving the finger..yada yada yada".

[RepublicanElephant]

23. i thought johnson sold bet when he was trying to buy that airline in dc..

... a few years ago. don't think the airline (i think it was us air) deal went through.

[me b zola]

24. I am not up on the politics and the $$ behind BET

Thanks for a little insight. On first blush, I would say that it is unfortunate that a man named 'Robert Johnson' would be a supporter of such a group of tyrants. Regardless, it seems as though free speech reigns on BET. :)

[me b zola]

25. ..." you can take that stupid ass look off your face,

... cause you're in a room full of black people, it ain't going good right now I can tell you that right now."

:rofl:



No, george, it ain't looking so good for you right about now! :rofl:

[oregonindy]

26. Bush/Nero has been since katrina the only way I write gwb name. n/t

[newyawker99]

28. Hi oregonindy!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[me b zola]

30. Welcome to DU, oregonindy!

:toast:

[TankLV]

27. I'm watching now - it's PRICELESS!

[lateo]

29. Is the video available yet? nt

[lateo]

31. Kick...anyone have this video yet?

[me b zola]

32. I've been looking for a link to it, but have so far been unsuccessful

BET does have some video clips of last night's show, but I couldn't find a clip with that skit on it.

I e-mailed crooks & liars last night, hopefully they will record the rebroadcast of the show :)

[lateo]

33. Hopefully...I can't believe Shrill O' Really hasn't...

been up in arms about this.

[DODI]

34. Here is a link from BET.com

http://www.bet.com/ComedyAwards.htm?wbc_purpose=Basic&WBCMODE=PresentationUnpublished&Referrer=%7B5538883B-DA39-4F14-8524-CA51A4742831%7D

Go to "Sweet Spots" and show hightlights. I hope this works.

[lateo]

36. Thank you!

[Poll_Blind]

35. Link right HERE...LOL!

Click the link HERE then click on the picture of the black centurion!

PB

[helderheid]

38. I damn near spat out my coffee - thanks!!!

[helderheid]

37. hope someone has a video!

[helderheid]

39. kick - too good to miss

http://www.bet.com/NR/exeres/CE038728-0E28-4D2F-B550-83550CADEF7C.htm??Referrer={CE038728-0E28-4D2F-B550-83550CADEF7C}