How to give a freeper heartburn... A funny-Ass story

[PuraVidaDreamin]

Okay so this happened almost 2 weeks ago
I'm so slow assed lame, but this is worth
the wait

Some of you know that I headed to DC for the biggest
anti-war march since Vietnam last September.

I was so lucky to bunk with the best of peeps.
My beautiful Crawford friend Kat and I got to
see each other again. She's like a sister to me.

And new friends. How crazy- choose your friends on
the internet- through DU - and it worked like I
knew it would. Tsuki and Ragin'Arcadian- Ryan from
Iowa. My mom, and awesome son BranMan. Lovely Arnheim...

So anyhows... Lonestarnot came from Arizona with her
very cool son Dan- the navigator. (This 13 yr old
directed us 'round town with authority!)
The day after the march our wild posse checked out
parts of the Smithsonian. We had a rondavue planned
at 1500 hours in the food court.

Just so happened the Freeptards had a little praise
their Dear Leader March that day, I dunno, heard that
maybe 400 sheeples showed to drink more koolaid. (Hmmmm
400 V 500,000)

Mi madre and me were waiting for our dudes when what
do ya' know, Jack and Sissy Christian Right Wing Extremists
show up in their buttoned up summer wear- (white socks
and white sneakers) so not always a give away, but...
the big honkin' "Saddam is a Weapon of Mass Destruction"
Button on the shirt. I can do fuzzy math....

Well turns out earlier upon entering the museum, we
were told we MUST take off any stickers. Ryan, true to his
nature almost didn't go in, b/c of the censorship issue...
He had a "Bush Lies" sticker on his backpack. We begged and
pleaded with him and he finally relented (wasn't easy)
Me and Lon, on the other hand...

Well, we had been wearing the same stickers on each back
pocket of our jeans. We just un tucked our tee shirts.

Turns out that was an excellent call. When Jack and Sissy
brought their sandwiches to the table next to ours, I
immediately went into action. I tucked in my tee,
grabbed my backpack and started digging through it
bent over, my arse in the face of the freepers...
with the BUSH LIED stickers SO IN THEIR FACE!
Lon on que, entered and only gladly helped me look
for.........
Nothing in particular for their ENTIRE LUNCH.
Two sets of buns in their face with BUSH LIES stickers x 4
My mom kept chocking down her laughter, telling
us how BAD we were.

[babylonsister]

1. LOL, kudos, hugs, terrific!

Thank you, PVD! I love these stories!

[FreedomAngel82]

9. Now that's

a good way to use your ass. ;)

[PuraVidaDreamin]

10. Oh baby, I peddle my ass all over town!

mountainbikers Unite!

[Terran]

2. LOL! Great story!

Too bad you couldn't see their faces, since you were sort of turned the other direction!

[PuraVidaDreamin]

3. My mom saw their faces, and I got play by play

;-)

[Talismom]

4. That's a really funny story! You've made a memory that you'll enjoy

for many years to come! I've got two such funny stories from the protest Michael Moore filmed during the inauguration following the selection of 2000. People really get a kick out of them too and this one makes me think of posting one or both of them some day. Thanks.

[Mnemosyne]

5. Thanks PVD! Rc'd! Most excellent thinking! n/t

[johnfunk]

6. Sometimes being a patriot is SO naughty...

:evilgrin:

[StClone]

7. Nominated

The only thing better would have been getting the stickers on the Freeptards arses!

[PuraVidaDreamin]

8. Well my goodness.... How did that get there?

[jillan]

19. Good job!

That was an excellent use of one of your stickers!

[lonestarnot]

26. Ewwwww yeah baby.... forgot this precious memory! LOL

[kliljedahl]

11. My Eyes!! My Eyes!!

:wow: :wow: :wow:

On edit: Just put you on the greatest page. This needs to make the home page.

[PuraVidaDreamin]

12. Please Lon forgive me

She's the coolest! Lonestarnot people
IS THE COOLEST! I just plastered your ass
all over the world wide web!

I LOVE YOU LON

[kliljedahl]

23. That's good, I'm sure she appreciates it

When are you gonna "show us yours"?

[PuraVidaDreamin]

29. you show me yours first and then maybe...

You know how it works!:evilgrin:

[kliljedahl]

30. Yes I know how it works

Believe me, you'd rather not.

:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

[kliljedahl]

32. Kick, 'cause it's funny

[lonestarnot]

27. OMG am loving this thread! Too much!

[cynatnite]

13. Pura, you just moved to No. 1 on my cool list!

Classic and very memorable! I love it! :patriot:

[quisp]

14. GRAMMER POLICE - PLACE THE MOUSE AT YOUR FEET!

AND STEP AWAY!

I think it "rendezvous" instead of "rondavue".

I'm so sorry really, but I just can't help myself.

Great story! Thanks.

quisp

[PuraVidaDreamin]

15. arrest me! I'm ready!

I am a spellin' fellin'

I should have stayed for the antics on Monday
and am kicking myself for not do so!

Tho' it's just a matter of time I'm sure.

[petronius]

16. Grammer?

Is that your nickname for your grandmother? :P

[karlrschneider]

17. Uh, it's 'grammar'...

just sayin'

[paineinthearse]

18. we were told we MUST take off any stickers

:wtf:

In your face, security nazis. Is the DC mall a first-amendment-free zone?

No way would I have removed any buttons or stickers!

[PuraVidaDreamin]

20. I can almost understand the remove stickers in museum thing

B/c everthing is so....

OLD...

but it's also all behind glass.
I totally couldn't resist taking a photo
of the "puffy shirt" from the Seinfeld Show.

Now THAT's history...

[paineinthearse]

21. if you use advanced search in the GEN forum...

you'll find my post as CSPAN covered the event, complete with a photo.

[FizzFuzz]

22. you mean Spiff and Muffy Fundy were allowed to keep THEIR button?

its OK if its pro-empire, not OK if its pro-TRUTH??
:wtf:

(great story, btw...heee heeeee!!)

[DistressedAmerican]

24. Oh Ladies! That Is Fucking Hysterical!

Beats my accidentally dropping trow in the airport for the collected freeps to enjoy on my way back from Crawford. That is such a laugh!

[lonestarnot]

25. OMG! LOL I didn't realize it was such a big ass! LOL

Thanks for sharing my ass! I love you Puravida! Have some remaining stickers, waiting for battery charger, will get some more shots to post. How could I be upset with you? Tell you Mom, and Brandon howdy!

[Arugula Latte]

28. Hey, it's just the camera angle!

That is sooooooooo hysterical!!!

In your FACES, Freeps!!!

[lonestarnot]

31. kick! Ass! LOL