Whoa, how'd they find a police sgt. named "FEAR"?!

[wakemewhenitsover]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051007/ap_on_go_ot/washington_monument

WASHINGTON - The Washington Monument was closed for about two hours Friday after a bomb threat was called in to local police. A search turned up nothing suspicious.

U.S. Park Police Sgt. Scott Fear said the call came in at 2:24 p.m. EDT and the monument was evacuated a short time later. Bomb-sniffing dogs were called in and two blocks between Constitution and Independence avenues were closed off.

The monument reopened at about 4:15 p.m. after nothing was found, Fear said....

[texpatriot2004]

1. It added to the drama. It's all written in the script you know. n/t

[Peachhead22]

2. Imagine a Major...

...named Rassole.

[choicevoice]

3. Better yet

I know a police officer named Law.