"God told me to do it"

[0rganism]

Sentence completion: "God told me to do it" is an appropriate justification...

[Deja Q]

1. God told me I am jesus Christ reincarnated...

If I said that to anyone, they'd call 911 and haul me off the the mental asylum! :eyes:

Ditto for any other middle/working/lower-class person.

Here's the funny part: * can say God told him to attack Iraq. * can say God told him to attack Afghanistan. * can say God told him to pick his nose and eat it. And people will still call him a saint.

[0rganism]

4. There's a fine line between lunacy and sainthood

And those teensy cell-phone headsets don't help with the diagnosis process, either.

[mshasta]

2. god told me not to talk

to estrangers....:yoiks:

[tocqueville]

3. I vote for nr 4

because my GF has always a burning bush

[0rganism]

5. oooh, watch out, that kind of thing can be contagious

There's probably some lotion she could use, tho. :evilgrin:

[eallen]

6. Don't worry about the people who talk to a god....

Worry about the people who hear a god.

:hippie: