"Osama Bin Laden Would Vote For Kerry"

[Zomby Woof]

Dumbest. Bumpersticker. Ever.

I almost waited for the dumb fucker sporting that sticker to come out of the store so I could mock his sorry ass. But my time is too valuable to waste berating a sick and weak mind.

4 years and counting, and Bush isn't even CLOSE to finding Osama, you dumb piece of shit. The best part of you ran down your Daddy's pasty leg.

I really need to print out some recruitment forms, because I just KNOW this was the swaggering ignorant shithole display of a young repuke fuckwit.

[XanaDUer]

1. Christ. Truly.

How do these jerkoes find their way home everyday?

Hope you're well! :) :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

14. I'm well!

The stupid freep is outnumbered. We live in a very blue area. :hi:

[JanMichael]

2. Hitler would vote for Bush. Pinochet would vote for Bush.

Batista would vote for Bush.

[datadiva]

3. Should have left him a note

"What's even stupider is that you voted for Bush".

[wheresthemind]

4. Factually wrong... "Captives: Terrorists hoped for Bush re-election"

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1119925651865

[XanaDUer]

5. Why let facts get in the way of a stupid bumpersticker?

These are freeps, after all.

[ClintonTyree]

6. There's no way you're ever going to reach anybody like that....

they're beyond redemption, a lost cause. Better you should spend the time trying to talk with someone with at least a glimmer of intelligence that you might enlighten.

[Bluzmann57]

7. Not sure if he/she/it is worth wasting your time on

I mean it could have gotten violent and who needs that? By the way, where would one find recruitment forms to print out?

[Zomby Woof]

12. I said I didn't want to waste my time

And I doubt if a little coward would get violent with me. I am Walter Sobchak's bastard brother. ;-)

But no, as tempting as it sounded, reason prevailed in less than 2 seconds.

[Tanuki]

19. Recruitment forms to print out

here:
http://www.rethinkingschools.com/archive/19_03/military_enlistment.pdf

[Zomby Woof]

22. Thanks!

I meant to address that with the poster as well. They can be obtained online. :-)

[melody]

8. The Iranians *backed* Bush

The government stated before the election they preferred Bush to win the election. From one fascist demagogic state to another.

[The Backlash Cometh]

9. Maybe. But it would be Bush who would give bin Laden citizenship

if he came in through the Mexican border.

[Cerridwen]

10. Absentee?

Only way he could since he's not been found.

edited to add: the concept of obl having a preference is bs.

[Sterling]

11. Osama does not care, he wins either way.

Osama gets what he wants either way. Kerry and Bush support policies that are destroying our country. Both of them helped engineer a war based on lies.

[Zomby Woof]

13. *snarf*

:rofl:

[karynnj]

17. Kerry did NOT engineer a war based on lies, Bush did

[Zomby Woof]

20. More accurately...

Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld engineered it.

Bush is just a puppet.

And as for the tired chestnut about Kerry and the vote for IWR... :bored:

I would say Kerry was naive to think Rummy & Friends would exercise their power judiciously, but claiming he "engineered" the war is playing as fast and loose with the facts as the person sporting the bumper sticker.

As a rule, I don't argue with reactionary platitudes - right or left.

[Sterling]

26. He helped make it a reality and has yet to oppose it.

If Dem pols were willing to stand for anything people may actually start giving a fuck about politics again.

[catbert836]

23. Amen, brother!

n/t

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[Sterling]

36. Thanks

I don't really appeal to the kool aid crowd. Kerry has plenty of blood on his hands as do all of the other Dems who helped make Iraqnam happen.

[emulatorloo]

41. go ahead, blame everybody but bush for bush's war. . .

it makes you sound awfully kool at cocktail parties.

[TomClash]

15. The Devil would vote for Bush

[orpupilofnature57]

16. ? % ,, Did vote for Shrub, and those people do scare me!

I don't expect much from the product of Educated tyranny ( ShrubCo )but what could these Idiot's be thinking??

[Ksec]

18. I like to carry some extra Bush is a fascist bumper stickers

That car would have been a recipient of one.

[pinto]

21. I don't believe your story. Is it true? It's a good one, but the bumper-

sticker thing seems dated...

[Zomby Woof]

24. It IS true

All I did was see it in the Albertson's parking lot here where I live. I did not interact with the person. They were not in their truck.

And if you are familiar with the freeper mindset, a dated bumpersticker never stopped them from displaying it.

I do NOT appreciate my veracity being questioned. I do NOT make up shit for fun on DU or anywhere.

[pinto]

27. Sorry. It's such an absurd bumpersticker I thought it was a joke.

No offense meant.

[No Exit]

25. "Osama would vote for Kerry....... if Diebold wanted him to." n/t

[tlsmith1963]

28. As if Osama Would Really Care

I don't think people like him worry about who is going to get elected. His whole life is wrapped up in being a fanatical terrorist. I doubt he was sitting around saying "I hope Kerry wins".

Tammy

[Sterling]

37. Kerry, Bush and Osama are all tools of the wealthy elite.

I don't really care what any of them think. I just know what a lot of people get excited about on this site is trivial and sad. Too much Kool Aid drinking going on.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

51. yeah there really is no big difference between Bush and Kerry.

Clinton and Bush, either, no really big substantial difference - both tools of the wealthy elites. . . pretty much the same guy, right?

Please pour down your wisdom like sweet mana from the omniscient so that us kool-aid drinkers may understand.

[BrotherBuzz]

29. The OBL tape was a 'Little Big Man' moment and freepers never got it...

Unaccountably, Custer hires the muleskinner as a scout -- a "perfect reverse barometer," he tells his sergeant. When deciding whether or not to attack an Indian encampment at Little Big Horn, Custer asks,

Gen. Custer: What do you think I should do, Muleskinner? Should I go down there or withdraw?

Jack Crabb: General, you go down there... There are thousands of Indians down there, and when they get done with you, there won't be nothin' left but a greasy spot. You go down there if you got the nerve.

Gen. Custer: Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, Muleskinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is, you really don't want me to go down there!

••••••

And so he does.
And as they say, the rest is history...

Bush insists on playing a lousy game of checkers and his fans swoon, while OBL et al are playing the masterful game of chess.

Next time, tell that idiot he was played...

[mrdmk]

31. You think that is bad, I put up some Fire Bush Today signs around

the neighborhood and somebody took the time to print and affix their sign to mine. It said, "And Support Osama Bin Laden. This is not a joke, somebody actually put up this tripe.

[McCamy Taylor]

32. Bush is good for the Islamic Jihad, especially the Saudi Arabian side.

[Craig3410]

33. Worst bumpersticker I ever saw...

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait till it's free".

Yeah. like Big Pharma will ever let America get ANYWHERE NEAR free healthcare.

[INdemo]

34. These guys are brain washed

These Republicans are so brainwashed by idiots like Rove,Chenney,Slimebaugh,etc,that they actually believe this shit..I would have waited ..or else had the guy paged saying he left his lights on or something...

[Pepperbelly]

35. You are ABSOLUTELY wrong about that!

The best part of him left a nasty stain on the mattress.

:D

[Zomby Woof]

47. I stand corrected!

:rofl:

[Straight Shooter]

38. Of course he would vote for Kerry. OBL is tired of being bush's lackey.

At least with Kerry there would be an actual challenge to not getting caught.

[rug]

39. If all you did was read a bumper - and didn't want to waste your time -

what's the point of posting?

[Zomby Woof]

45. Because I was hungry for YOUR input

:eyes:

I love it when people call into question my reason for posting...

By posting in my thread. :rofl:

[rug]

49. It is fascinating to read of your encounters with bumper stickers.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

52. it's even more fascinating reading your judgements.

n/t

[MisterP]

40. AP, Oct. 29, 2004

Bin Laden suggested Bush was slow to react to the Sept. 11 attacks, giving the hijackers more time than they expected. At the time of the at-tacks, the president was listening to schoolchil-dren in Florida reading a book.
"It never occurred to us that the commander-in-chief of the American armed forces would leave 50,000 of his citizens in the two towers to face these horrors alone," he said, referring to the number of people who worked at the World Trade Center.
"It appeared to him (Bush) that a little girl's talk about her goat and its butting was more impor-tant than the planes and their butting of the sky-scrapers. That gave us three times the required time to carry out the operations, thank God," he said.

[Zero Division]

42. Osama and Bush need each other for their respective agendas.

Where would Osama and his followers be without an American administration that exemplifies the militant Islamists' stereotype of "evil Western influence". Osama and company want the "clash of civilizations" as much as the Neocons and their faithful followers do.
I certainly don't need to explain the other side of the coin to DUers. They're like two parasites feeding off of each other.

[Zomby Woof]

48. Good analysis

That is what pissed me off about this sticker. It seems that the freeps buy too easily into the simplistic "Democrats are soft on terror/Republicans kick their ass" dichotomy. I had a co-worker like that, and there was no reasoning with him. You could cite the facts about the REAL "war on terror" and its machinations until blue in the face, and he would just sit there with that smug smirk on his freeper face, saying "But how many terrorist attacks have we had since 9/11?"

:nuke:

[Swamp Rat]

43. Hitler would vote for Bush

:)

[Nevernose]

44. What kind of car was it?

Just wonderin'

[Zomby Woof]

46. Large white Chevy pickup

It also had this cheesy "Jedi Academy" sticker on it... which means this idiot missed the point of Star Wars too.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

53. a chevy pickup - quel surprise.

Chevy Pickup, "Like Iraq"

[gauguin57]

50. One that raised my blood pressure yesterday was ...

... "My kid went to Iraq so your kid can party in college." Right next to a Marine bumper sticker.

Boy, that lady doesn't know how close she got to getting her Jeep rammed.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

54. hahahaha.

that's pathetic. really pathetic.