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Fri Oct-07-05 06:54 PM
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The Latest from My Fundie Neighbor |
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I swear I'm going to start my own blog someday that has nothing but excerpts from the continuting saga of "My Fundie Neighbor". I gotta share the latest:
I went to take out the trash and My Fundie Neighbor was outside grilling something. She mentioned that it was getting cold tonight and we'd all be firing up our furnaces. I grunted at her about not being able to afford it soon, seeing as our natural gas prices just rose 30%. She said, and I quote:
"God loves you. Jesus loves you. They'll take care of us."
I said,
"Jesus Christ is going to pay my gas bill?"
And then she said,
"I pray for you every night that Jesus will come into your heart. Don't be afraid, He loves you."
I think I'll go ahead and wait for that woodburning stove to be delivered, just as backup, ya know. :D
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:57 PM
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1. she wants the demons to possess you, such a nice neighbor nt |
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:57 PM
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2. Just tell her you would like for Jesus to write you a letter. |
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If she indicates that is silly just ask her "Can't Jesus read and write ?"
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:57 PM
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Tell her you will have to start burning bibles soon to get some heat!!!!
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:57 PM
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4. There's a run on wood stoves |
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You can bet your bippy.
I shopped around the last 3 weeks or so, and every place I went they were selling stoves like hotcakes.
People know they cannot afford the high cost of heating fuels this winter. And thanks to BushCo, one has to wonder whether some fuels will suffer supply interruption.
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Fri Oct-07-05 09:06 PM
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71. We burn wood for heat, and we live in the city |
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We don't buy wood, either. In the summer we always keep our eyes out for someone cutting down a tree. Woohoo! It is a lot of work for us, but the extra $$ goes into extra on house payments, and helped pay for our trip to DC to yell at the SOB to get out of OUR HOUSE!!
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:58 PM
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5. Start IT! It would be a BIG hit! |
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Everyone has a fundie neighbor.
Personally, since she has welcomed Jesus into her heart did she volunteer to pay your bill?
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:59 PM
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6. She told me if she wins the $205 million Superlotto |
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She will give me $100,000. No shit, it's true. :)
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:00 PM
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11. She will end up with about |
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$60 million after taxes...she can afford it.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:06 PM
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20. "Lord won't ya buy me a Merr-ceedees-Bends" |
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Edited on Fri Oct-07-05 07:10 PM by jedr
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:08 PM
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21. She wants a Lincoln Towncar |
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That's for the next installment of the saga.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:25 PM
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30. My friends all have porchés, I must make amends. |
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:38 PM
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57. damn that woman could sing...what a loss to us all |
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:51 PM
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I love her music. I'm going to go steal some through Bearshare right now. ;)
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Fri Oct-07-05 09:01 PM
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69. "Prove that ya love me, and buy the next round..." |
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Sat Oct-08-05 05:03 PM
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80. it's on me , my friend |
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:15 PM
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In the "baptist" religion, gambling is a "sin". She better pray for God to forgive her TONIGHT!!
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:28 PM
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31. Oh, so THAT explains it! |
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Gambling is a sin, therefore almost every Baptist church in Fayetteville runs bingo games as fundraisers.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:39 PM
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bingo games to raise money for the church (they aren't actually playing the game). I don't know, they're all hypocrites, and they have an excuse or a reason that makes it ok to run the bingo games, I'm sure.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:31 PM
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be a sin no matter what if you follow Christ. What's funny is my aunt/uncle are Christians and love to go gamble. They don't let it run their lives though. I think it becomes a "sin" when you let it control you and your life etc.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:42 PM
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44. You're probably right. |
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The thing that I want to know is where does it say in the Good Book that gambling or drinking is a sin? I've asked that question of some of my "evangelical" relatives, and none of them have ever given me a straight answer!!
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i'm gonna win it..
I'm gonna put a lot of money in removing a LOT of repukes out of power.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:00 PM
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9. I talk to her every single day |
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I can't escape her. I'd have new material to post every day. :D
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:03 PM
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15. Fundie Friends and Family.....& Neighbors |
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You'd be a big hit...We all need to vent with stories like this.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:06 PM
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19. I need a Scoop-based site like dailyKos |
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Content driven, user diaries and all. We could call it "dailyFundie" :rofl:
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:13 PM
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25. Go for it.........It would be priceless |
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to hear about all the fundie's comments
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:46 PM
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61. I have the book end to your fundie neighbor across the street |
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Last Halloween she put up torches and a sign saying we were going to hell for celebrating satan--tsk tsk on us, we had Halloween decorations up <GASP> and they offended her.
Needless to say my decorations will be even bigger and bolder this year!
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:53 PM
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63. That will be one of my next installments |
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My fundie neighbor has a shitload of Halloween decorations outside. I'm going to start a mad debate on the pagan origins. Hee!
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:55 PM
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65. For real? She can't be a total fundie then |
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My fundie neighbor (and several like her around here) think Halloween is a horrendous event.
They won't let their kids partake and they frown on anyone who will!
Yours sounds like she is more of a fundie in training lol
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Fri Oct-07-05 09:01 PM
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70. I didn't say she was a "smart" fundie |
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She really is kind of a M-O-R-A-N. Her church allows Halloween celebration so it's ok, ya know?
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Needle her about it... but please don't tell her too much LOL-- there are enough of these kill joy clowns running around trying to ruin Halloween!
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:15 PM
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But you have to learn all the Holidays...
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:32 PM
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35. You should start a blog though |
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Fri Oct-07-05 06:59 PM
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the guts to say that because I never could! Single-minded, a bit arrogant...amazing.
Maybe she'll bake you some cookies sometime.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:00 PM
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8. Ask for two cord of oak with that stove, gonna be a wicked winter! |
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We're going to burn anything safe that's already down, and there's a bunch of them along the back few acres. My brother ordered a stove too and has already been chainsawing like a fool.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:00 PM
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10. Tell her you just saw Jesus, and he was wearing socks |
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Ask her if this is a sign that higher fuel prices are coming.
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That would really fuck with her mind.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:34 PM
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Tell her you saw him in the mirror. I still remember there was this girl I was friends with in high school and her mother was really weird once with my mother. She told my mother she saw Jesus in the bathroom and Jesus told her that our team would win the football game (it was Friday night) and then we ended up losing. :eyes:
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:41 PM
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60. You would think Jesus had more to do that appear in |
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mirrors to lay bets on football games.
Does Jesus do lotto numbers?
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:01 PM
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12. You could try bible burning... |
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just sign up to all of the televangelists you can telling them you're an "on the fence pagan" and they'll send you a bible a week each at least.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:01 PM
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13. Tell her you're praying for her. |
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See if it makes her paranoid.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:05 PM
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She'd call me out as a liar right quick.
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that you'll sacrifice a chicken on your alter in her name.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:06 PM
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18. Print out this article from Salon.com |
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:31 PM
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33. great article, and I'm not even a Christian. |
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Should be handed out to all fundamentalist RWers. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:35 PM
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As a Christian they really make me ashamed sometimes. *sigh*
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:09 PM
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22. I wish Jesus would find his way into Shrubby's heart...then maybe |
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we could stop killing innocent people in foreign countries.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:10 PM
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23. said that all Jesus checks bounces.... |
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:12 PM
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24. Ask her if Jesus is getting it from that new Iraq-Israel pipeline. |
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Or maybe from Hugo Chavez.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:23 PM
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28. I may have a fundie neighbor |
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Nice old biddy two doors down, came over the other night to tell me that this other old biddy about five doors down was in the hospital and it wasn't looking good, so we talked for a while and then she invited me to Bible study. I told her I'm not religious (which is really a massive understatement), and she went, "o," and I haven't seen her since - which is totally normal, but I'll be surprised if she comes over to share the neighborhood biddy news again.
I supposed my JW neighbor across the street is a fundie, too, but she avoids me like the plague.
Come to think of it, my mom's a fundie. I could start a blog called "My Kooky Mo-Mom," but I'd end up getting trashed for being disrespectful to my mother.
Have you ever asked Your Fundie Neighbor not to talk to you about Jesus? Or do you not want to?
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:39 PM
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41. Oh yes, I ask her all the time |
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ok, so it's more like telling than asking, but I've said many a time that she should stop with the Jesus shit or I'm leaving. If she doesn't stop, I leave. She keeps coming back for more.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:39 PM
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42. What really makes me sad |
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is how they only care about turning people into their beliefs etc. but after you show no intrest they're no longer your friend. *Sigh* I had friends all throughout high school who weren't Christians and sometimes they were greater friends because they weren't so uptight and things like that and more into intelligent conversations and such.
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:08 PM
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52. My Kooky Mo-Mom would never do that |
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She just tells me I shouldn't feel this way or that way or the other way and tries to correct me about every other time I open my mouth. She keeps her religious beliefs to herself, except when she's rattling on about her neighbors, who are all the Bishop or the Relief Society President or her home teacher or whatever, or when she went to see the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and it was awesome to be in their presence, or when she sends me canned goods for my food storage because President Hinckley says things are gonna get really bad. That doesn't bother me. It's when I don't just sit there and go, "Uh-huh ... uh-huh ... uh-huh" that the trouble starts.
My JW neighbor avoids me, I think, because I congratulated her and encouraged her to stay single after she had to divorce her husband of 26 years because he went on the lam and she found out (from the feds) that he was a criminal. She wouldn't want me in her church.
And the biddies are nice and everything, but I don't want to be part of their club so that's not a problem, either.
As for fundies in general, lately, I find myself not wanting to hang around people who believe nonsensical things. If they were once my good friends it would be a problem. I certainly spend a lot of time and emotional energy stewing about my mom. I thought I had an okay relationship with her until I decided to be honest and we started arguing and I realized she's completely brainwashed. That makes me sad.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:25 PM
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29. What an effing, stupid bitch. Sorry, I felt it needed to be said. n/t |
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:44 PM
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46. Truth is, I feel kind of bad for her |
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Her mother is a prescription drug addict who lives with a crackhead. Her father was religion crazy at one time. She told me a story about her Dad giving almost everything they owned away to some fly-by-night hell and brimstone preacher who disappeared a couple of months later. I can see how some people would turn ultra religious if their lives are so fucked up they can't cope. So that's why I haven't cut her off dead. I used to get PO'd at her bullshit but now I just laugh and share stories with other people. Sometimes I'll debate her if I have the time. It's really a lot of fun.
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:18 PM
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55. Oh, I get it now. Jesus is her dope. |
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So to speak. "Religion is the opiate of the people."
No offense to genuine Christians, who understand that more are convinced of the words of Christ by witnessing deeds in his name than listening to endless lectures and pontificating slogans like "Jesus loves you."
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Jesus is her dope. Indeed!
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My family is Christian and even my own dad knows that Jesus can't pay the bills. :eyes: People who are constantly trying to convert you get really annoying. I would tell her "don't call me I'll call you."
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:34 PM
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37. Wonder if your neighbor is my mother |
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sounds just like something she would say.
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she burns crosses for Jesus
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:49 PM
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48. She's only 31, poor kid |
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Truth be told, I don't have anything against religious people. Heck, I have an uncle and an aunt who are very religious. My own brother went through some crazy religious phase when he was going through a divorce (fasting for days and all that stuff, thank goodness it didn't last very long). But all the people I know except this lady keep it to themselves and don't try to convert or preach to me. I guess they know it's a waste of time. :)
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:47 PM
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47. Fundies, fundies, fundies... |
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I got my hair trimmed (I keep it long) and a lady walking by gave me a dollar saying "God bless you," as I was unlocking my bicycle to leave.
I passed it on to another person who falls into the demographic she was assuming I belonged to.
But I'll tell you, she sure knew how to hurt a guy.
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Fri Oct-07-05 07:52 PM
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TOTAL crap... it's obvious that she was trying to be civil and all.
I like your reply, though. :D :D
"Jesus Christ is going to pay my gas bill?"
Ah, fundies. Can't live with 'em... well, maybe you COULD live without them...
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:03 PM
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50. That's so spooky it's almost gothic |
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Flash your neighbor your best Anita Bryant smile and remind her that Halloween is just a few more weeks off!
That's some weird sh*t! I didn't know human adults could be functional under the rigors of such abject denial. The way they act sometimes, Halloween really could be some kind of high holy day for fundie freaks. They fit right into the whole macabre scene.
After watching the weird ballet between Dubya and his increasingly bizarre fundie base for the last five years, I've recently dubbed the phenomenon "American Grotesque". It's a real aesthetic "at this juncture" I think!
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:04 PM
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51. "When Will Jesus..... |
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.... Bring the Porkchops?"
George Carlin book.
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:12 PM
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53. Go tell her she was right that Jesus came to you and |
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asked you to show her the way. You need to have logs hauled in just at her property line, then start cutting them at 6:00 am. Tell her that Jesus told you to get an early start because your neighbors will need wood this winter if they don't see the light and stand up for humanity!
I live in Ohio, want me to come and help saw early mornings?
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:13 PM
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54. Burning bushes were Moses' thing, not Jesus |
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:19 PM
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56. Just ask her this: Does she buy home, life or health insurance. |
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If she buys any of them, why isn't she instead trusting Jesus to take care of her?
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:58 PM
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67. Oh yeah, we had a looong conversation about insurance |
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She was getting totally fucked over by her insurance agent (property insurance). It's a really long story but the answer is yes, she does indeed have insurance. More ammo for me! :)
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:40 PM
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58. If you can print it, give her this bumper sticker: |
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68. Oh man, I'm going to put that outside somewhere |
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Somewhere she can see it. :hi:
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Fri Oct-07-05 08:41 PM
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59. When you neighbor says something like ... |
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"I pray for you every night that Jesus will come into your heart. Don't be afraid, He loves you."
Look at her in horror and say, "If Jesus came into my heart he could clog an artery and give me a heart attack! What kind of horrible person are you to wish that on someone?!?!?"
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72. Nice to see you started the blog... |
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That's how fundies flirt they can't actually flirt, so instead they try to convert you.
Next time she says she'll pray for you ask, "Are you coming on to me?"
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76. I wish those stupid people would leave Jesus out of it. Of course |
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Jesus loves you, he loves us all but the gas bill has nothing to do with Jesus and furthermore, God gave us all a brain to use - their blind faith "bushit" is not intelligent. They can coexist you know, that is Christian faith and intelligence. I hate it when they pull that sanctimonious Pharisee crap, that holier than thou crap..."I am praying for you." BLAH!
Their Jesus is NOT my Jesus and I wish they would leave religion out of these matters.
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77. You can always come blog with us. *g* |
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