crony jobs

[proud2BlibKansan]

http://www.cronyjobs.com/

A Small Sampling of Our Satisfied Clientele:

NAME: Harriet Miers
POSITION: Associate Justice, US Supreme Court
SALARY: $202,900/year (pending)
TESTIMONIAL: "Not only did CronyJobs set me up with a faboo White House staff position, now I'm getting a life-long appointment to try out this 'Judge' stuff. I can hardly wait to meet that sexpot Ruth Bader Ginsberg!"


NAME: Michael Brown
POSITION: Director: Federal Emergency Mgmt. Agency
SALARY: $145,600/year
TESTIMONIAL: "I just love my FEMA corner office with the mahogany furniture and the perky little secretary. And thanks to CronyJobs, my Florsheim penny loafers have slipped in their last pile of Arabiac horse dung!"

NAME: Lester Crawford
POSITION: Commissioner, Food & Drug Administration
SALARY: $165,000/year
TESTIMONIAL: "The problem with being a Christian Taliban veterinarian is you rarely get to flex your muscle on human vaginas. But thanks to CronyJobs, I banned contraception that might have spared millions of slutty little whores the punitive agony of childbirth!"


NAME: Cheryl Halpern
POSITION: Chair, Corporation for Public Broadcasting
SALARY: $157,500/year
TESTIMONIAL: "Having overseen major Federal propaganda projects like Radio Marti in Cuba and Radio Free Iraq, I'm proud CronyJobs picked me to make NPR 'fair and balanced.' Who says donating $319,250 to the GOP is a thankless task?!"


NAME: Mark McClellan
POSITION: Administrator, Medicare & Medicaid Svcs.
SALARY: $143,250/year
TESTIMONIAL: "First I was an Economic Advisor, then Commissioner of the FDA, and now I decide which oldsters and poor folks live and die. If I get bored again, I think I'll swap CronyJobs with my baby brother Scott!"

[cap]

1. you forgot the vet who they made in charge of women's health

at FDA... also, HUD is packed with cronies.

Check all the social services -- all cronies

[RC]

2. That's vet as in veterinarian

Most likely never been in the military. bu$h must think of women as cows.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Shows how important social services are to bush

the bastard.

[mshasta]

4. and to think some people

still thinking mexicans are taking the "american" jobs x(