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zapp Donating Member (617 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:02 AM
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Do This, Trust Me. Go to Google...
type in "asshole" and click I'm feeling lucky.

Surprise!
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:03 AM
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1. That is SO COOL!!!
the shizznat! Love it; thanks!
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ourbluenation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:03 AM
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2. Ha! You computer geeks are just the best! Thanks! eom
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Bushknew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:05 AM
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3. Awesome, How did they manage that one? NT
Edited on Tue Oct-11-05 12:06 AM by Bushknew
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:05 AM
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4. heh googlebombed!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:07 AM
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5. It also works for "miserable failure."
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:07 AM
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6. Love the song
Perfect comeback for so many disagreeable freeps.
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paineinthearse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:07 AM
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7. interesting, now try "ass" (don't look at "hit" in the message)
Edited on Tue Oct-11-05 12:08 AM by paineinthearse
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:07 AM
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8. Bwahahahahaha.....The Googlebombers strike again! n/t
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:10 AM
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9. O.M.G. This is great.
How do you find these types of things out? I love it.
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garybeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:13 AM
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10. do you all know how this is done? it's pretty simple.
Edited on Tue Oct-11-05 12:17 AM by garybeck
with a concerted effort, we can control the results of any google search term.

it takes a coordinated effort among webmasters, people who run websites.

one of the algorithms that controls the search results is "linked pages."

in other words, if I have a website, and I have a link that says "Click here for asshole" and it links to George Bush's website, that's a linked page, using the search term in the link.

if hundreds of other people had a similar link on their website, it would have an affect on the google search result.

if thousands of other people did this on purpose on thousands of websites, when people type in "asshole" at Google, Bush's website would come up near the top.

when something like this happens, it's one of two things, either a lot of webmasters think George Bush is an asshole, or there has been a coordinated effort to affect the search results. It is highly unlikely that the "folks at Google made it happen". if you look at the other results I think you'll find that Michael Moore is close behind GWB.


note... that's how to affect the regular google search. the "i'm feeling lucky thing" is completely different. I think that is a paid advertisement where people pay to have their website come up when specific terms are input for the "lucky" search. try the asshole and miserable failure searches on the regular google search and you'll see what i'm talking about.
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jean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:15 AM
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11. wonderful. just wonderful. it was somehow such a comfort to sit here
watch the slideshow and enjoy the singer singing 'asshole' and having it come up on the screen. Plain and simple. They're all, each and every one, an asshole.
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 03:22 AM
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12. It only worked for me when I typed in 'miserable failure'
then clicked on feeling lucky.

Asshole, only took me to 'asshole magazine' some sort of bondage site. Not that I mind...

:evilgrin:
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Qanisqineq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 05:43 AM
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15. same here
I got some asshole magazine, too. I was wondering what was so cool about that until I started reading the replies and figured it was supposed to be George!
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 03:23 AM
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13. Google my name, and see what you get ...
just sayin ...

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Cessna Invesco Palin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 04:21 AM
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14. Aww, it doesn't work for me.
Must be something about using the UK google servers vs. the US servers.

(It should also be noted that typing in "arsehole" does NOT give you Tony Blair's website.)
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