Alert! The Shrub will be building Habitat house on Today Show. Matt Whorer

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

will be interviewing.....

[annabanana]

1. Jeez.. D'ya think it's safe to give him a hammer and nails?....n/t

[texpatriot2004]

2. Will he have a power tool accident on live TV? nm

[Neil Lisst]

3. Wouldn't he throw a hissy fit if Carter showed up!!

You know the Chimpster would get that pissy look of his if Carter did.

[annabanana]

6. I'd be surpirsed if he did

Carter has too much class for his own good. :)

[slor]

4. He should be made to build a...

jail cell, that would serve as his new home, right on Times Square. We could then charge people, from around the world, to look and gawk at the angry little monkey, and get out of debt.

[Qanisqineq]

9. Ha!

:rofl:

That's a good idea. Would serve him right.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

10. Is the national debt scroll still there? I haven't been into the city for

a while. That would be a cool idea!

[radfringe]

5. uh -ohh

they are going to have to "ease" the building codes on that one

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

7. They're pulling out all the stops.Laura will be there too. GE Propaganda

Machine is alive and sickeningly well..... It is being called a Special Edition of The Today Show.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

8. Pulling out one more stop... Louis Freeh is going to be on. Lift up the

Shrub and decimate Clinton..One Two Punch..those bastards!

[Glimmer of Hope]

12. Oh geez. Freeh too. - How blatant can they be.

[in_cog_ni_to]

11. Oh PUHLEEEEEZE! A Jimmy Carter YOU WILL NEVER BE!

I pity the people who have to live in that house he helps build. :( CALL THE EXTERMINATORS PRIOR TO MOVING IN!

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

17. I suggest that it should be smudged too. Get rid of his evil energy. nt

[notadmblnd]

13. hammering one nail or cutting one board with a saw....

and having a picture taken does not make the pretzledent a home builder. If they do let him do more than that, I pity the people that end up in that house. Haven't these poor people suffered enough?

[qanda]

14. He's bombing badly

[cynatnite]

15. He can barely catch the softball's Matt's throwing n/t

[qanda]

16. Yeah, he and Laura can't quite catch the ball

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

29. Somebody posted a great article in the WP about his body language during

that interview.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5039611

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Will he be wearing his ball and chain from Treasongate?

Last time the Carpenter/Commander in Cheap tried to help build a house, he nailed his thumb with his oaf-icial 12 oz, Bob Villa, Junior G-man, claw hammer.

I hope they don't let him use an air nailer, or a Ram-set Gun! I hope they don't let him run the table saw, or a chop saw! I hope they don't let him wire anything up, or play around with the pvc glue. I hope they don't give him a paint roller or a $ears power painter. He might make it as a mortar-forker or a honey-dipper...

BTW, just WHAT in the Hell, CAN he do right????

He can Play-Act, lie, smirk and be a 1st class oaf as usual, that's all in his "Daddy's Little Dictator" toolbox that he brings to the job! The man can't even drive nails, and he has the key to the Doom's day weapons locker? Bush has those same Michael Brown, useless, crony bologna, qualifications, to do his pResident werk.

Bush Injures Thumb at Habitat Site

President Bush, adding a touch of hammer-and-nail symbolism to his monthlong working vacation, joined other volunteers Wednesday in helping to build a house for Habitat for Humanity.

Bush strapped on a nail belt, picked up a hammer and drove nails into what would become a wall at a low-income home-building project.

When he showed up a few minutes later to speak at a decade-old Habitat house, the president sported a Band-Aid on his left index finger.

"I bumped it against a board," he said. "I spilled some blood for volunteerism." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>More...

http://www.11alive.com/rss/article.aspx?storyid=6938

Bush is a bad boo-boo just waiting to happen!!!!1!1!11 Better give George Junior a rubber hammer to go with that rubber turkey & Wild Turkey he always brings for lunch. BTW...He does great on breaks and vacations...

[Neil Lisst]

19. I can hardly wait to see his TOOL BELT!!

I suppose after they get the lumber up, he'll have a big banner hung up behind him that says FRAMING ACCOMPLISHED!!

That joke kills at the annual House Framers Association meeting.

[Hubert Flottz]

21. The framers of the US Constitution aren't laughing, I'll bet.

His brain is on a permanent vacation, at our expense. Bush couldn't put a cob handle on a file, but he is slick at stealing, cheating and lying.

He needs to tell his jokes at the next "Worthless as t*ts on a boar hog ass-ociation" Pig Roast/Fund Raiser.

I'll bet you the Pet Goat in Bush's "My Pet Goat" book, is a Hogan's Goat!

GOP = Clusterf??ks-R-Us

[Mnemosyne]

22. I hope he plays with ALL of those power tools, the

odds may be in our favor!:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

25. Maybe the Army should mobilize and take over OSHA...

The zero is headed for ground zero.

[Mnemosyne]

27. It just gets more unbelievable all

the time doesn't it HF? I used to kid that we were in a parallel bizarro world and the longer * goes on the more I know I was correct in my assumption.
Which tool do you feel he would be most, ah, efficient with? Besides Gannon or Chertoff or Gonzales or....

[Hubert Flottz]

28. Re "bizarro world"

Those two words come to mind at least 34565452189709 times a day for me, since the Supreme Court Takeover of America in 2000.


Bizarro world = A world of deep GOP voo-doo doo-doo.

The word for the day is always "MUMBO-JUMBO" in Bush's little banana world called "A-Merck-a" home of the...free...ride for El Bushco/Halliburton.

Not being the sharpest tool in the tool box of life by a long shot...Bush makes up for his hundreds of shortcomings, by being the dullest tool in all the history of tooldom. To be a pResident exactly like Bush, requires brain power on a level equal to that of a day old oyster. By the new Bush/low standard of brainpower required to be POTUS, a euglena might be the next Freeper pResident. Bush was so dumb he couldn't even pass a p*ss test at the TANG!

So in conclusion...Perhaps a monkey wrench for the chimp in chief?

[Mnemosyne]

30. Great analysis HF, lol! I was

thinking of whatever tool has the best potential for accidental decapitation! But monkey wrench is perfect!


on edit> In another time, a more "normal" time, I would never have even thought about the decapitating potential of power tools. It is bizarro.

[zbdent]

20. I would love to see this scenario:

Any homes built with W's hand on the hammer should have a label saying so.

And then, I would love to see the "low income Republicans" who choose to live in one with the label.

And then, I would love to see them proclaiming how wonderful the house is even though they're standing in the remains of their house after the first light breeze - if W's history holds true . . .

But, what's more likely to happen is that a Dem (Carter) will come in and fix up the mess that a Repuke (Bush) made . . .

[insane_cratic_gal]

23. I see they are working on his numbers

Which are in the crapper. You think he will pull out the cowboy hat and the lumber gloves? Can they be any more obvious?

[skids]

24. Uh, sir, the chainsaw ain't gonna help.... n/t

[neebob]

26. That's truly sickening.

They wouldn't be able to find enough people to build all the Habitat houses that could be built with what's been spent in Iraq, and now this callous fraudster's gonna go spend a couple hours pretending to work on one. Ugh. Ugh! What a dirtbag. I'm with whoever said he should be working on his jail cell.