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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 05:52 AM
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ZINGS!
From today's issue of the Tallahassee Democrat:

• Why is everybody so concerned about Harriet Miers never having been a judge? Bush has never been a president.

• To guarantee the passage of the Iraqi constitution, let Diebold provide the voting machines.

• Please! No more presidential press conferences. They're too embarrassing.

• Intelligent design has proved that you can make someone literate, but you can't make them think.

http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/opinion/12867573.htm
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 07:14 AM
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1. Funny.. but all true...
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