According to MSNBC.com, Bush sees 'hope'

[Writer]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

I love those quotations.

I know Bush sees "hope" while he "assesses" the damage in New Orleans. Bush "compensates" for his negligent initial response to the tragedy by "managing" the operation with the "trustworthy" Karl Rove and the "helpful" efforts of Halliburton.

Last night in the French Quarter, Bush "slept" with his wife in a comfortable hotel bed. While in bed, he contemplated on how that whole "Iraq thing" was going on the other side of the world.

Tomorrow he will find more "black people" to hug. He will display "emotion" at the dramatic rebuilding of the city and will reassure the nation that "fuel costs" are not meant to be bracketed within the same quotations.

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edit: because I'm a writer who appreciates embellishment ;)

[Benhurst]

1. Yeah, things look pretty good when you're staying in a five-star hotel. NT

[jaysunb]

2. Hope, is usually

disappointment delayed....

[jsamuel]

3. I see "Flying Spaghetti Monster"

HE IS TRYING TO TOUCH ME WITH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[SledDriver]

4. I'm surprised he can see anything through his alchoholic haze.

Unless it's a "beer goggles" type of thing.

[LiberalEsto]

5. Hope is where Bill Clinton came from

The desperate Chimp is trying to steal one of the big Dawg's themes

[rustydog]

6. It doesn't matter one whit what Bush "Hopes" for... what matters is

When people were drowning, starving, crying for help, Bush ate cake, went golfing and fiddled as they died.

No matter what he hopes for, no matter how many times he returns to the scene of his crime, no matter how many photo ops, those people he let die will not return to life.

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

7. Hope? or Dope?

[LiberalEsto]

8. You've nailed it!

He HAD to be talking about dope.