Caption the clown

[El Supremo]

Me first:
"Ow! I forgot one other protective device."

[XNASA]

1. "I'll hold this nail. And when I nod my head, you hit it."

[MN ChimpH8R]

20. Alright, Ollie.

[MuseRider]

2. Which one? n/t

[Jara sang]

3. That is probably the first time he has ever held a hammer.

[AverageJoe]

4. "Laura, I'll stand here and you

tickle my bunghole with your hammer!"

[KansDem]

5. "Yea, don't worry. I'll get back to using it to pound nails..."

"...but right now I'm using it to scratch my balls!!"

[rustydog]

6. ...Yea, when I heard that my poll numbers was inna sewer

I knowed I needed this photo op to show America I know how to make it look like I care.

[Double T]

7. What do you mean "am I as dumb as a hammer"???

[Kierkegaard]

8. "Snap the damn pitcher. This thing is heavy!"

[Psephos]

9. Keep pullin' that wallboard off, boys - I know there's a bomb somewhere

[pointblank]

10. A little more to the left with the strap on Laura

[jane_pippin]

11. "No Georgie, look to your right. Your RIGHT. Christ. Jim, shake your keys

at him or something."

(Caption from the photographer's perspective)

[Sparkle]

12. The house that Curious George built

[Kadie]

13. What? This house isn't for Trent Lott? What am I doing here then?

[thereismore]

14. The winer. nt

[El Supremo]

18. I agree! n/t

[smoogatz]

25. I'll second that emotion.

Well done!

[smoogatz]

15. Chimp in Chinos Dons Redundant Hardhat

[Rufus T. Firefly]

16. Get that hammer away from Pickles.

Hand tools and Xanax don't go together.

[porphyrian]

17. Macho, macho man...!

Pickles could be the biker!

[cynatnite]

19. OMG! He's Bob the Builder! Check out this pic!

[AlCzervik]

21. A tool holding a tool.

[DancingBear]

22. "Jesus - look at the rack on her!" n/t

[Eurobabe]

23. You mean the nails don't go in my thumb?

[titoresque]

24. "This reminds me of that Fabulous Y.M.C.A. song"

[sinkingfeeling]

26. "well, you don't wear gloves..that's why your hands are all dirty and

calloused. I sure don't want mine to look like that."

[madokie]

27. Damn, Damn, Damn, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to use my hammer

again, every time I see it I will see this goofy bastard. And dammit that is a good hammer. Damn

[jackstraw45]

28. Laura looks AWFUL - like something out of a HORROR movie.

Pale, stretched skin, wig-like hair, black eyes, trademark JOKER smile.

Downright frightening.