And now for my 1000th post!!!!!!!!

[whosinpower]

For your reading enlightenment and pleasure.......

go to - http://www.cronyjobs.com/

It is hilarious!

[Poiuyt]

1. Welcome to the club

[whosinpower]

2. There is a club?

Cool......do we get free drinks?

[Roachman]

5. Is there a 108 posts club?

I bet we'd have T-shirts...

[Canuckistanian]

3. I remember my 1,000th....

What an inexperienced, callow youth I was.

Now I'm an experienced callow youth.

Cheers! :toast:

[unhappycamper]

4. Congrats on 1K!

Your secret decoder ring will be in the mail in the next few days. (Just kidding.)

[rurallib]

6. The journey of 1000 posts begins with the first post !

[immoderate]

8. Ah, it won't belong for you.

You'll soon be admitted to the mysteries of the 1000 post club. For one thing you'll understand the speech of animals...

Ach! I can say no more.

--IMM

[longship]

10. And, don't forget the honor of access to the DUngeon.

Where we hatch all our isidious plots.
hehehehe

[whosinpower]

11. So, I get to talk to the animals

And they answer - and I understand them......AND I get access to the dungeon.....wow!

But don't tell me anything more about super double secret plan X.....kay? That way - they can't force it out of me - even if they promise all the rum and coke in the world........

[longship]

12. Nah! That's were we put the Freepers when we catch 'em.

And also where we hatch our insidious plots against the BFEE
where the DUngeon proudly serves cubra libras with Meyers rum

[TallahasseeGrannie]

7. I yak so much

I didn't even know when I got 1000!

[MelissaB]

9. This is great! I received it as an email this afternoon.

Thanks for posting it.

[applegrove]

13. Go Whose Go Whose Go Whose!