Most pathetic Freeper argument?

[SammyBlue]

Fellow DUers, please present to me the most asshole-ish and insane Freeper argument against any bogeyman they hate.

I want to see how I would debunk them, and how you did too.

Thanks.

On edit: Editted the title.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

1. We are all going to die of the flu

unless the army comes in.

[Neil Lisst]

2. most inane freeper argument - you're all unemployed bums

I love this one. It proves they ALL do math like Sean InSa-Hannity.


http://www.webcomicsnation.com/neillisst/

[ck4829]

3. Heard it on Randi Rhodes today

"Saudi Arabia is a Monarchy (not a Dictatorship)!"

:rofl:

[FARAFIELD]

4. FARAFIELD

There are so many, recently the thing with the school buses in NO. If the freaking bus drivers were told to evacuate them who was supposed to stay to and drive them. Besides the buses were only underwater because of the flood, which means they wouldnt have been able to be used to evactuate the town, since the people who need to get out were only there because the town had flooded which in turn made the buses useless.

[Arkana]

5. Liberals are all about peace and free love.

I just love that one--because it's now so untrue that it's not even funny.

[politicaholic]

6. Liberals are tantamount to communists...

If universal healthcare and food stamps are for communists then the majority of the United States allies are communists.

[Ioo]

7. But Clinton, he did this, but but, for get Bush, Clinton did this, but but

[proud patriot]

8. A guy yelled "Clinton made an executive order" at me one time

:crazy:

[marbuc]

11. I'd love to see the context of that comment. eom

[proud patriot]

15. I had " Republicans Suck " on the side of the car he saw

:D

[marbuc]

16. I guess I don't get it

Clinton issued several Executive Orders, as do all Presidents.

[proud patriot]

18. I didn't get it either

That is why I posted it in this thread about
stupid freeper comments :hi:

[Cats Against Frist]

9. "The Homosexual Agenda" n/t

[Raster]

41. which homosexual agenda might that be? ken "closet case" melhman's?

Or how about david "closet case congressman" drier's agenda? Or jim/jeff "bulldog" gannon/guckert's hustler/reporter agenda? Or mary "professional rethuglican lesbian" cheney's agenda? Or how about armstrong "wanna buy my credibility" william's agenda? Or how about matt "pump that story" drudge's agenda?

This is just the TIP OF THE ICEBERG of the rethuglican homosexual agenda. Unfortunately, I must leave for work. But please, add your favorite gay collaborator to the list.

[Seen the light]

10. Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton

It goes like this. Any problem facing our country under Bush leads to the inevitable argument of:

Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton
Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton
Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton
Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton Clinton

[Toots]

12. Bush* is the greatest pResident of all time and Churchhill like in his

Speeches. A brilliant mind that is constantly seeking out new information on all subjects. And also the bravest man alive. They call him Bunnypants because of how quickly he gets to disaster sites to provide aid and comfort to the needy. God chose him out of over 300 million people so he has to be the best....

[Raster]

42. if there is a gawd, and he/she/it actually did choose dumbya, that

proves gawd has a wickedly vicious sense of humor.

[distantearlywarning]

13. Clinton got a BJ.

Or similar (Clinton was immoral, etc.) in response to any criticism whatsoever of the current administration.

It's amazing how Clinton's sins magically absolved every future president of any wrongdoing they might ever commit. And how he is to blame for everything that ever goes wrong in America (Clinton created insomnia and losing football teams!!!! Not to mention burned microwave popcorn and squeaky floors!!!!!)

At this point, I think he has achieved god-like status with the Freeper population - Clinton can do absolutely anything as long as it's bad. And it drives me nuts. They're like insane obsessive cultists about the man. (Note to any lurking Freepers - HE WASN'T THAT INTERESTING! MOVE ON ALREADY!)

[EC]

14. That ** is going to save the world...

I E-Mailed an Op-Ed writer that his piece was either naive or out and out mis-leading...He, wrote back that "President Bush was going to save the world." (just that sentence, nothing else) - All I replied was, "Ha, Ha..." (this guy was either really goo-goo or pushing propaganda, so why bother?)

[cynatnite]

17. Plame outed herself...

That was the most asinine one I'd ever heard when attempting to deny rover was the leaker.

[BlueIris]

19. WHAT?!

That one is insane. Holy shit. I think that might be the winner of the thread.

[cynatnite]

20. Then there was the one that said her husband outed her...

:rofl: crazy, ain't it, but no one ever said freeptards were sane.

I'll see if I can find the thread.

[BlueIris]

22. I've heard one on this site claiming that Wilson

intentionally "created" the screw up that lead to Bush's mess up with the sixteen words. Because, ya know, Wilson's such a trouble-maker.

[cynatnite]

23. Here:

Ive long suspected that Wilson himself was the leak. A request for privacy didn't inspire confidence when they were involved in photo shoots.

**********

Aldrich Ames blew HER cover. She hadn't been undercover in years.


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1436026/posts

There are a few others and I'm still hunting for the thread where they say she outed herself

[BlueIris]

24. Dear Lord. What nutheads.

I saw this rerun of a City Confidential episode the other day that focused on a murder in Fresno from the '80s. Listening to the commentary about the "culture" in that city--which in no small way leads people to become white collar criminals--went a long way toward explaining to me how it could have given birth to a site such as FR.

[Dulcinea]

39. Aldrich Ames?

Hasn't he been in prison for some time? WTF?

[VolcanoJen]

40. Hell, Laura Ingraham said it on Hannity's show just two days ago!!

Th outrageous lie that "Plame outed herself" is far from dead. In fact, I expect them to float it even more blatantly once the indictments are in.

Ignoring Novak's July 2003 column, Ingraham suggested Plame compromised her own undercover status in Jan. 2004 - Media Matters

On the October 11 edition of Fox News' Hannity & Colmes, nationally syndicated radio host Laura Ingraham misleadlingly suggested that White House senior adviser Karl Rove could not have "outed" CIA operative Valerie Plame as an undercover agent because her identity was already known after she appeared "in Vanity Fair with her scarf and her sunglasses on." In fact, syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak -- citing two "senior administration officials," one of whom reportedly was Rove -- publicly broke Plame's cover in his July 14, 2003, column. But as Media Matters for America has noted, Plame appeared in the January 2004 edition of Vanity Fair. The photograph of Plame "with her scarf and her sunglasses on" was taken on November 18, 2003.

[No Exit]

21. "The reason gas costs so much is b/c environmentalists prevented

any refineries from being built for the last 20-30 years."

(Of course, the real reason the refineries weren't built was b/c the oil companies kept them from being built, and b/c the existing refineries have been greatly enlarged/expanded during that period.)

[LittleClarkie]

25. Hating Bush = hating America

nm

[LittleClarkie]

26. also, supporting Bush = supporting the troops

nm

[strategery blunder]

27. Freeper (in 2004): "Are you going to join the College Republicans?"

Me: No

Freeper: Republicans are pro-life

I then proceed to list a whole bunch of counterexamples...

Freeper: Abortion

Me: Ending abortion would destroy the Republican Party because they would have nothing left to run on, therefore, Republican politicians only pay lip service to overturning Roe v Wade

Freeper: W is a godly man

Me: He is a Pharisee (I start citing GASP!!--THE GOSPELS!!)

Freeper gives up (this was an IM conversation) and gets his sister on the computer...

Freeper's sister: Abortion

Me: It's not like the Republican Party actually cares about saving the unborn...they only care about getting into office to pay off corporate donors

Freeper's sister: You are a baby-killer:rofl:

[strategery blunder]

28. I hate killing funny threads, therefore I kick

:kick:

[ucmike]

29. so we shouldn't have done anything after 9/11?!?!

i love that argument.

i've heard it a few times while arguing that attacking iraq wasn't related to 9/11.
follow the logic: since i don't advocate attacking iraq, i must be in favor of doing nothing. (actually, i was in favor of finding the people who did it and killing them and all their friends, and for seriously dealing with countries that were involved and making it so noone wanted to risk messing with us again-in an honest way)

the other thing that bothers me whenever i get into discussions about the war or bush&co with certain people, i get called a "liberal".

i am mostly anti-bush. i never vote party lines and i don't consider myself a democrat, and i don't consider myself a liberal. (i'm registered independent and supported kerry because he wasn't bush). usually i fall in the middle of most socio-political issues. it kills me when i am discussing (or arguing) about bush and his war and people respond with "YOU LIBERALS....".

give me a break, please. it only shows that they think in very basic terms and without someone providing labels and talking points they have no argument.

[AllegroRondo]

30. "I can support the war without joining the Army....."

the same way Liberals can support gay marriage without marrying a gay person.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

31. A guy I used to work with pulled a bunch of old food order tickets...

out of a bin (we worked at a restaurant) and said "This is how many vetoes that piece of shit Clinton did in eight years.
Vetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetovetoveto..."
As he hurled the chain of paper in the air like a streamer.

Yes, he actually said the word "veto" that fast, that many times, and it was at that time I realized the guy was an idiot who had no freaking clue what "veto" actually means.

[NNadir]

32. This is like choosing to be killed by an earthquake, a hurricane, a famine

or a pandemic.

One is about as bad another.

[stepnw1f]

33. What Program doesn't Create Bigger Government?

Well it aint Homeland Security, now is it?

[kiki]

34. "Maybe...

...they have found WMD in Iraq, but Bush isn't telling the American people because he doesn't want to scare them."

[BlueIris]

35. Oh, I take back what I posted above. THIS argument is the thread winner.

Dear GOD. That is so CRAZY.

[kiki]

36. Yes, we all know

how Chimpy likes to deal with international conflict issues in a calm, measured, non-scaremonger-y way...

[booley]

37. I DON"T CARE!

Hard to pick just one. So here are two that I get frequently nowadays.

Shrub not finding WMDs doesn't matter becuase I never cared about WMDs anyway. Shrub didn't lie about WMDs becuase that wasn't the reason I thought we should invade Iraq.

The Republicans aren't dominated by the religouse Right becuase I am not personally a member of the religous right.

or how about the 'I'm not but I play one on TV" argeument?

it goes... nLiberals HATE God and oppress those who do believe and outlaw prayer in school and this country was founded on Christian values and the Republicans are the best party and Shrub is right and any time a Republican gets cgharged with breaking the law it's just a partisan witch hunt... OH, BUT I"M NOT A REPUBLICAN OR A CHRISTIAN! You can't accuse ME of partisanship!

And I have seen cons use these kind sof arguements until peopel just get sick of them and stop responding. The con then uses this as 'PROOF" that he has won the arguement and is right.

Even today I am amazed at how Shrub apologists can use thier stupidity as a means to debate somebody.

[golfaddict]

38. how about this one

if you don't support the war...you support the terrorists