LIMBOsevic Has Mistress Fever, Whines, Slimes Bono (Eww Graphic)

[UTUSN]

Just last week LIMBOsevic referred to his "mistress", who was speculated to be a synonym for Darwin KAGAN. Yesterday, since there was NO news to talk about (nothing like the Shrub machine falling apart), he was whining about not being named as an "uber male" along with CLINTON. Then there was this:


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http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix_u.htm

LOOPY LIMBAUGH SLIMES BONO

RUSH Limbaugh seemed a little irked yesterday he wasn't named to a list of "ubersexuals" put out by an ad agency that decided "metrosexuals" are passé. The radio motormouth doesn't generally engage in scurrilous gossip (that's our purview). But yesterday, Limbaugh cited Pierce Brosnan, Jon Stewart, Ewan McGregor, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton and Bono as making the list — and then declared out of the blue that Bono has a mistress. The U2 frontman has been married for 23 years to high school sweetheart Ali Hewson, the mother of their four children. When a caller demanded to know what basis Limbaugh had in making his accusation, he replied cryptically: "You people are just going to have to trust me on this." U2's publicist told us: "This is so absurd it doesn't deserve a response. However, Bono and Edge have been spending a lot of time together in New York lately . . ."

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[BlueEyedSon]

1. Clearly, he needs to "stain her dress" to be elevated to Clit'n status!

[snippy]

3. The problem with that requirement may be that it is his own excrement

that is the substance with which he likes to stain things. Unlike Harriet, his mistress may not be into that sort of scatology. This brief but funny story explains how OxyRush used to use such stains to pick up extra cash. http://www.bartcop.com/bs621.htm

[Bluzmann57]

2. Think I'm going blind

Please don't ever show a picture like that again. Aaiiieeeeeeee! God, or Allah, or Buddha, or whomever help us all!

[Batgirl]

4. Hasn't the rightwing slime machine

got anything more important to do right now? Going after BONO???!!??

In examining Rush's "sign" (his "droppings" so to speak) should one conclude that this weird attack indicates that the White house must be in a snit because of that whole Nobel Peace Price thing?

[UTUSN]

5. Kick for LIMBO's Show Prep n/t

[Mabus]

6. Please Rush, no more public scatology

Maybe Daryn should send him a note with "No more public scatology" as a postscript.