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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:41 PM
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Chimp went to buy his first chainsaw:
Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 11:42 PM by karlrschneider
At Home Depot...he took it out to the pig farm & worked with it for a
couple hours but wasn't satisfied.

So he takes it back to HD and complains to the salesman: "This thing cuts REALLY SLOW."

The salesman says "Well, let's have a look", pulls the cord and starts it up.

Chimp exclaims "What's that NOISE?"

edit: rats, thought I was still over in the lounge! Mods delete or move if you wish...sorry 'bout that.
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:42 PM
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1. I thought he wasn't allowed to play with sharp objects!!
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:44 PM
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2. Haha...they probably put the chain on backwards for him.
:D
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:44 PM
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3. He doesn't. Have you seen his Cabinet? n/t
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-13-05 12:01 AM
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4. He had the tiny teeny weeny model for house wives....
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-13-05 12:13 AM
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5. Chimp's done some...
...serious cuttin' in the last 5 years:
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