How many members of the * admin are needed to change a light bulb?

[paineinthearse]

10

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of *, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished".

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how * was literally in the dark,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how * has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

:rofl:

[Deep13]

1. No one can predict that a light bulb would burn out.

Why do you hate America?

[murray hill farm]

2. and number 11

none...they would rather keep us in the dark.

[savemefromdumbya]

3. but some of us have alternative lighting nt

nt

[autorank]

4. You have no idea how timely this was for me today. Thanks Recommend

[paineinthearse]

5. YQW

Every now and then we all need a breather from the madness.

[greekspeak]

6. Impossible...Pukes have "people to do that" for them

Like any one of them would ever stoop to the level of changing light bulbs. :-)