bumper sticker pile-on

[jilln]

I've seen a lot of those "In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned" bumper stickers around where I live.

Someone needs to counteract those. Maybe "In case of sounds of rapture, don't come a-knockin"? (Like those old "If this van's rockin', don't come a-knockin" stickers)

Or for SUVs, "In case of rapture, this car will be banned"

???

[atommom]

1. How about...

"Come the rapture, can I have your car?"
"Come the rapture, we'll have the earth to ourselves."
or perhaps the book, Kiss my Left Behind.

All courtesy of evolvefish.com. ;)

[Jack from Charlotte]

10. My favorite..... "Jeez if you love honkus." *

[Beaverhausen]

15. LOL!!!

that is great!!! :hi:

[Lisa0825]

11. I love evolvefish!

That's where I get my stickers!

[CottonBear]

2. Where do you live? I've never seen such a crazy sticker.

I thought I saw weird stuff here in North East Georgia. Damn.
Maybe they'll all get raptured and leave us alone.

[jilln]

13. north east texas ;-)

[triguy46]

3. "...the drinks are on me!" nt

[titoresque]

4. Well it's not a bumper sticker but I did see

something really ignorant on a Church Marquee...actually I pass it every day on my way to kids school. It say's "A shut mouth gathers no foot"
Sunday school translation: Don't ask questions, just believe! If you ask, you will be struck down by the almighty angry hand of god!!! Mu-HA-HA-HA! uh, I mean, Amen.
It pisses me off that freaks like this are allowed to teach children, or anyone for that matter!










Edit: oops, of not on :)

[YOY]

5. In Case of Rapture Prepare for World Peace

n/t

[movonne]

6. We pray for your rapture...

[pacalo]

7. "Induce the Rapture now -- by moving out of the country."

[Lubernaut]

8. Support Our Rapture ribbon campaign

[titoresque]

9. How about..."So you've got a front row seat to the rapture you sick fuck?!

it's not subtle, but I'm rather fond of it :)

[Mabus]

12. Two and half ideas

"After Rapture, this car is spoken for" with a barcode next to the text so it looks like there is registration for those of us left behind who want to upgrade our cars after they leave.

or

A bumpersticker that reads "Warning: Highly delusional person driving this car" that can be tacked onto their bumper next to their rapture one.



In the alternative I'd like to get a restraining order preventing anyone with such a bumpersticker from driving. If they really believe they will be zapped away then they are endangering everyone around them by knowingly *wink wink* driving a vehicle that they intend to leave running and unmanned.

[atommom]

16. I agree. The public watchdogs need to step in!

:applause:

[rurallib]

14. "In case of Rapture, I'll be out selecting an empty Lexus"

[in_cog_ni_to]

17. In case of Rapture, can I have your car and house?

I've seen that one online.