If Bill O Really was drowning I'd toss him a cinder block

[noahmijo]

Seriously I hear loose talk around me about how all the rw apologists are "jumping ship" I say fuck em we don't need to associate with that kind of scum.

In fact I REFUSE to associate with criminals and criminal apologists. O Really, Coultergiest, if you want to jump over to my ship I'll have your asses on the plank faster than you can say cap'n fuckin hook.

:::rant (bronx mode) off::::

[henslee]

1. I'd toss him a loofa.

[atommom]

2. I'd toss him a BOB.

(battery-operated boyfriend)

[MazeRat7]

3. I would ignore him.... just like I do now. *grin

[Gato Moteado]

4. i'd toss him a limbaugh

nt

[atommom]

No, no. Fat is too buoyant.

:D

[Gato Moteado]

10. actually, limbaugh's hot air makes him even more bouyant

so i guess i'd toss him a limbaugh, a coulter, a falwell, a hannity, and a robertson all belted safely in a hummer.

[atommom]

17. You're right. We could tie a string to him, and make him a balloon.

:D

[MnFats]

5. Well. if he were on fire, would you piss him out?

tough call if you ask me.

[LostInAnomie]

8. If he were drowning I would piss on him...

... Does that count?

[TomInTib]

9. I would just piss on him just for the heck of it

fire or no fire

[LostInAnomie]

15. Well my way it is more likely he will have his mouth open.

That is what I think I have a solid plan all around.

[Cults4Bush]

23. I opened this thread just to post the exact same thing!!

lol...

on edit: not to be too me to about it or anything;)

[Reciprocity]

31. Good grief great minds and all that. I posted then read the thread.

[whalerider55]

18. me?

i'd piss him off.

whalerider

[NoPasaran]

25. Only if I'd been drinking gasoline

[trotsky]

6. I'd toss him a falafel. n/t

[jody]

7. No, his pain should be prolonged. n/t

[Bonzo_Zepplin]

11. I Would Toss Him An Iron Bible!

[TahitiNut]

12. f2.8 at 1/120th second

:evilgrin:

[DemNoir]

13. Back off Bill...just back off!

He is the prototypical self-loathing Irish Catholic. Thats a tough life.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. I'd toss him a bucket of water

:evilgrin:

Bill, and I know your staff monkeys are watching, you are truly an ass and a hack.

:hi:

[whalerider55]

16. anybody who has ever been to a sewage treatment plant know...

o' reilly won't drown.

whalerider

[mokawanis]

19. If O'Rielly's hair caught on fire...

I'd piss on his head.

[whalerider55]

20. as for me...

i have more important things to pee on.

welcome to DU.

I like your style.

whalerider

[ktowntennesseedem]

21. I'd probably have a little fun first.

Throw him a rope, and tell him to tie the rope around his waist really, really tight. Then toss him the cinder block tied to the other end.

[KamaAina]

22. A cinder block?!

I'd throw him an anchor. Wuss. :-)

[tjwash]

24. I'd piss on his head if it was on fire.

nt

[Arkana]

26. I have to agree.

Too little, too late--and most of them aren't really turning anyway. Coulter will be vile as always in her next screed--she's just pissed that Shrubya didn't choose a hard-right rising star for SCOTUS.

[Iris]

27. I like your style, noahmijo! eom

[Ikonoklast]

28. I wish him a long life

Living in the world that he helped to create.

Seeing people and ideas that he despises prevail over intolerant bigots such as himself and his masters.

Sitting alone, late at night, gasping and sweating in the cold and dark, getting the creeping horrors knowing full right well that soon he will stand before his Maker to answer for the evil that he has done in this life.

I hope he lives a long, long life, and every day of it in terror thinking how close he is getting to his last one on earth.

[Blue Belle]

29. You do not want Bill O'Reilly drowning...

His considerable mouth would make the boat-eating, sink hole creating creature in the TV Show "Surface", look like a guppy with bad table manners in comparison. Too much damage to the world order would ensue (more so than he inflicts now).. rivers would run from the ocean inland, Orcas and Blue Whales would mysteriously start beaching themselfs trying to get away from his vile screeching, Dolphins would start swimiming into on-coming freighters and cruise ships do to his toxic exposure, Salmon would refuse to spawn (for fear of having their offspring turned into falaffle spread), Toilets would swirl in the wrong direction when flushed... and the loofas - think of the loofas people! No... before we have Bill O'Reilly walking the plank, think of the effects for the rest of the world. To think that he is actually human would be our first mistake.

[Reciprocity]

30. My husband said ...

when he opens his mouth to scream for help he'd piss into it.

[Drewskie]

32. I'd toss him a concrete block, blacksmith's anvil, or somethin

[chaska]

33. I'd tell Flipper he was a shark.