Fill in the blank: When Karl Rove is indicted I will_____________________

[LynneSin]

Please let us know how you'll react when we get the news!!

[timber84]

1. Laugh my ass off!

[timber84]

13. Conviction is great but indicted works just as well, he'll be done for

[SteppingRazor]

2. ...post on DU about how thrilled I am."

It's when he gets CONVICTED that I'll actually celebrate.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. say to myself, "he'll get away with it"

[timber84]

4. I don't think he will this time, stick a fork moment.

[gauguin57]

7. I'm with you, nothingshocks ... I'll just assume that, somehow,

the bushies will get away with this like they get away with every bit of lyin' cheatin' murderin' criminal bullsh*t they ALWAYS get away with!

[jeff30997]

5. Buy a bottle of Champagne.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

56. This was my absolute first thought, and I will! eom

[Goblinmonger]

6. clear the way for the pigs flying out of my ass.

He's going to get away with it. Hope I'm wrong.

[peekaloo]

8. laugh but hold off celebrating until the word CONVICTED appears

next to his name.

[liberalnurse]

9. Open a bottle of

Dom Perignon and share with all my neighbors! Maybe dance in the streets too.:toast: :woohoo:

[femrap]

33. I'm with you....

dancing in the streets...I love to see Karma in action.

[Bumblebee]

10. pinch myself to make sure it's real

[kstewart33]

11. Have a nice long drink with my husband nt

[gratuitous]

12. Celebrate

Yeah, standard dancing nekkid in street. It's old hat, but sometimes you just go with the classics, you know?

[RobertSeattle]

14. think it is a great day for America

The "Karl Rove" operators in politics - regardless of party - are bad for democracy. They need to be removed like the anal cysts that they are - all they do is manipulate people based on their fears and prejudices.

[converted_democrat]

15. Do my little happy dance, and have a couple drinks.....n/t

[Seedersandleechers]

18. I'll scream so loud the cats will be scared.

[hyphenate]

16. Wonder how long

it will be before the country finds out about it at Faux News.

[Wickerman]

17. wait for the inevitable Bush** pardon n/t

[Solly Mack]

19. wax sardonic and await the pardon

but why wait? :)

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

20. plotz

[Coventina]

21. My BIL & I are going to tie one on. We have it pre-planned.

:toast:

[tk2kewl]

22. Shotgun a 16oz can of Bud!

:beer: just for old times sake :headbang:

[BIG Sean]

23. Call my Repuke cousin and laugh my ass off to him!

During the last election the moron had fun by destroying by Kerry/Edwards lawn signs.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

24. pour from an ancient, dusty, unopened bottle.

and
SMILE,
SMILE,
SMILE.

[Protagoras]

25. I going to wait for "Convicted"

Then I'll throw a party.

[WLKjr]

26. Be sure to tell every boosh supporter that they are responsible

for everything that has happend over the past 5 years.

[GalleryGod]

27. Immeidately Turn on Comedy Central !

Even if it's hours before the Daily Show !
:rofl: :popcorn: :rofl:

[Straight Shooter]

28. Do my happy dance, of course.

:woohoo:

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[hippiegranny]

67. yeah, cause treason is ok

as long as a republican does it.

[thebigidea]

73. prepare to choke on your kool-aid, then.

[Cults4Bush]

30. Breathe a long held sigh of relief and then party like its 1999.

I will get as hedonsitic as possible for a weekend and then back to work on getting these Bushy Bass-turds!

[LynneSin]

52. ahhhhh......1999: When we had a real president

He was a flawed man but I adored him!!

:loveya: Bill!

[Cults4Bush]

69. Yep and I meant it that way...

Clinton was an ok president with me. I didn't like his drug polcies (but then I haven't liked any of those policies fromany pres, though Carter had a good plan that got scuttled when one of his people got outted for coke.. I think), I abhor NAFTA and the Telecom act. The Monica Lewinsky thing didn't phase me other than I think she's cute and I feel sorry for her.

All that being said I still feel all in all he was pretty darn good and was at the very least someone who would at least give my Liberal tendencies some quality ear time. I dont even feel that way with Hillary these days... which I think speaks (at least for me) volumes about Clinton.

My wife absolutely adored him as well. Charisma in spades had he...

[Chan790]

31. perform

ungodly carnal acts with complete strangers so profane that they make the baby Jesus cry in honor of our fallen turd-blossom, master of the conservative agenda. Then I shall send photos to Dr. Dobosn and Revs. Falwell and Robertson in COD mailers with a cinder block coated-in bio-refuse stolen out of the dumpster behind the fish market down the block. I'll stand outside the WH gates for a week, rain or shine, and point and laugh, Nelson Muntz-style, everytime a presidential motorcade pulls out. Finally, I'll dance in the streets!!

That, or maybe I'll crack a Red Stripe in celebration.

Woo Hoo! 200 posts, not a newbie anymore. Immature but not a newbie.

[LynneSin]

54. Yes, but you haven't approached the evil 700 club yet

:scared:

Stop by the lounge - we'll get you over the top on posts!!

[Chan790]

70. 700? 200 took me 4 semi-active months.

I might get to 1000 by midterms in late 2006.

[LynneSin]

71. You need to visit the lounge

You'll be at 1000 by end of year

[H2O Man]

32. Log onto DU ....

and talk with others about it.

[Dogmudgeon]

34. ... dance the Macarena with fifty chickens and my Lubavitcher rabbi

Then I will doff my clothes, pour Eagles-green paint all over my body, and duct-tape my naked self to the windshield of Mayor Street's car, with a jaunty Groucho nose-and-glasses disguise on my mighty left man-breast -- howling the Happy Happy Joy Joy song in Esperanto!

And the Philly police will cheer as one!

--p!

[LynneSin]

58. E * A * G * L * E * S EAGLES

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Eagles fan here

:hi:

[Coyote_Bandit]

35. Make sure

every frickin self righteous fundie freeper that I know is aware of how corrupt their "moral" leaders are. I consider taunting them sport. I enjoy pointing out the scripture they ignore. Indictments will be evidence to support my claims. There is just something satisfying about seeing these folks swell up like they are about to explode and then stomping off because they cannot respond to truth.

[abluelady]

36. I'm waiting for conviction

and I will do a happy dance.

[Just Me]

37. ,...scream, laugh, dance,....laugh some more, call my buddies,...

,...and tune into DU 'cause I KNOW there'll be some serious celebrating!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

Run to my computer and come to DU!

[havocmom]

38. Possibly get drunk for the first time in my life

Should I go with champaign or stick with the Nyquil I have for the cold from hell?

[johnfunk]

39. ... not want it to stop there. Impeachment must become a priority...

... for Democrats and sane Republicans.

[verse18]

42. ITA

Once Rove goes down, Dubya should be next.

[malaise]

40. I will

log on to a freeper web site, take out the popcorn and a glass of white wine and laugh my ass off!!!

[Richard Steele]

41. ...Do the dance of joy!

[11 Bravo]

43. When he is CONVICTED I will probably get arrested for

running down the street while masturbating and laughing hysterically.

[madrchsod]

44. spaz dance

then praise jesus!

[Parche]

45. KARL ROVER

I will drink a half case of HEINEKEN while turnin up the music!!!

[alkaline9]

46. call my therapist and tell her I'm cured! ...nt

[porphyrian]

47. ...wait for the rest of the indictments. - n/t

[marions ghost]

48. Drink the bottle of champagne

that we did NOT drink on November 2, 2004. Still have it.

[yodermon]

49. threads like this make me nervous.

that is all.

[Shakespeare]

50. Experience schadenfreude overdose toxicity....

Not that that's a bad thing, or a thing to be avoided... ;-)

[Barking Spider]

51. go ice skating... in hell.

He'll walk.

[stevietheman]

53. Perform my patented Happy Dance. n/t

n/t

[Sabriel]

55. Stop grinding my teeth 5% of the time

It'll take a lot more to get me to quit completely.

[SmokingJacket]

57. Have a big party.

I haven't had a party in years, but this will be worth celebrating.

[dogday]

59. I will send an email to Valerie Plame and Joseph Wilson

and tell them I am glad to see that Justice is being served....

[AspenRose]

60. Fall to my knees and thank God....

and ask God to give me restraint from gloating in front of my RW husband.

[marions ghost]

65. LOL your hubby is probably going to detect

an unusual smirk....:D give him extra treats and maybe he'll start
associating cleaning out the government with all things positive.

Hum "Happy Days are Here Again"...a lot

[MamaBear]

61. Go down stairs and yell so loud I set the car alarms off.

Then scurry away before the police can arrive. :yoiks:

[belle]

62. singa! about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a!

[question everything]

63. Watch Bush melting away with nothing left but dust and some moisture

[txaslftist]

64. Smile grimly

[oregonindy]

66. Find a dem leader who is ready to storm the bastille and join them.

[Javaman]

68. do the dance of joy!!

Shake my booty in the office, in the park, in school, at the supermarket and all around this blindfolded sheeple driven land!!

Just the thought makes me giddy, but I must remain calm, I have seen hope snatched from our grasp by those mother fuckers before. So until then, I wait. I wait for that day, that day when I can stand on the roof of my house and scream at the top of my lungs, "FUCK YOU MORON*, YOUR ASS SHIP IS SINKING", then laugh a good and hardy laugh.

but for now, I am the little kid on the night before christmas that is so excited that I can't go to sleep.

So listen all my lil chillin, there maybe two Christmas's' this year.

Yee fucking ha!!!

[Beelzebud]

72. Call right-wingers I know and rub it in their faces.

[bklyncowgirl]

74. Say "Good, now let's convict the SOB"

I'm not celebrating until Rover's in a Federal prison preferably with Bush and Cheney as his cellmates.

[jane_pippin]

75. Have a champagne jam! (Which of course involves dancing,

jumping around, yelling out of the window, screaming at the TV, and calling all the naysayers who told me he was innocent and that I was crazy to tell them where to stick it.)

[lucca]

76. Shout: Yes! Yes! Yes!

What a glorious day that will be.

The sun will shine a little brighter that day.
I will smile and think, (maybe, just maybe this is the start of something, and that justice will be done).

I want the whole administration frog-marched out of the WH, and into jail.

[newyawker99]

77. I will do this....

:bounce: :woohoo: