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[npincus]

[electropop]

1. "Remember, no thinking is allowed."

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Now, try not to laugh out loud when

the president starts talking.

[liberal N proud]

3. The dirty dozen

[rfranklin]

4. "uh..war on terra...lesson of 9/11...evil dewars....stay the course...."

Who wants to respond to that question?

[sinkingfeeling]

5. "So, I'll pretend to be president Bush...hey there 'Merikan fightin'

men. Have we nuked all them ragheads yet?"

[rock]

6. "I'm glad you all could be here"

Uh. Wait a minute...

[npincus]

7. Chimpy-wood Casting Call

[drb]

8. "...and do not look at the sniper off screen. He's only there...

...to enforce the script. And if someone deviates from the script, we'll cut away and go to a stock photo of the base while their body is removed."

[gauguin57]

9. "Let's start at the very beginning ... a very good place to start ..."

"When you read you begin with A-B-C, when you sing you begin with Do-Re-Mi ... the first three notes just happen to be ... Do-Re-Mi ..."

[specimenfred1984]

10. 'If the Fuhrer, er I Mean The President Asks..."

EOM

[valerief]

11. Don't forget to mention that

you believe in the phrase "one nation under god" in the Constitution. Yeah, we know it's not there, but if we mention it often enough, citizens will be clamoring for it.

[garybeck]

12. "OK,,, now take your clothes off and form a pyramid"

[dicknbush]

13. HEY HEY DIDN'T I SAY I WANTED A BLACK GUY?

WHERE ARE THE BLACK GUYS?

[shenmue]

14. "And now, just for laughs...

here's Knucklehead Smiff! Did you know, he's actually convinced he's the president?"

[Double T]

15. "Now, just make sure you don't think,.......

like the president."

[SledDriver]

16. The president will be out shortly...

He's just snorting up, sobering up, err... warming up in the other room.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. "And again, I remind you, each of you is wired to a marine battery"

"now, let's all make the President look good."