Karl Rove is IN HELL RIGHT NOW!!! It Must Be EXCRUCIATING For Him!!!!

[Beetwasher]

Think about it. Rove sitting there, helplessly, with no lawyer being grilled by a GJ of mostly smart, black women who he must know probably hate his guts almost as much as he hates their's, and the handsome, competent, confident prosecutor Fitz who Rove must suspect knows waaaay more than anyone thinks. Oh, how he hates Fitz, who is honest, handsome, dedicated, uncorruptible and everything Rove is not; everything Rove was jealous of as a child and now, as an adult are qualities that he loathes with a passion. Rove is squirming and sweating, probably trying to disarm them with his "wit" and "charm" and they aren't buying it. He's laughing nervously as the questions lead in directions he doesn't expect. Wringing his sweaty, chubby hands. His subconscious is welling up w/ feelings and memories from his childhood when he was picked on and helpless. This makes him feel filled w/ fear and rage as he fantasizes of the revenge he will never be able to carry out. He's helpless and alone and FORCED to answer questions from people he despises w/ all of his black heart. He's distracted by these feelings and by his fear and his rage and his fantasies, grasping for the lies and excuses and some way out. Thinking "what do they know?!" "what have others told them?!" "who has turned, what have they said?!"

He's in a living hell right now. It's a nightmare of his own making and there's nothing he can do about it. I relish the thought.

[porphyrian]

1. May he have raging bloody hemmorhoids throughout the ordeal.

And explosive diarrhea.

[Joanne98]

46. Hemmorhoids that turn into cancerous cysts!.......

[blm]

2. Excruciating? Hell is where he was born.

.

[linazelle]

3. A little bit worked up about this aren't you? LOL. But it's good. I hope

he is squirming and sweating.

[Wickerman]

4. LOL, all his nightmares come true

He's been hiding what a fraud he is for decades. Never finished college - no big deal, he's at the top of the world! Not any more! Yep, you are as worthless of a failure as you know you are, Karl, but worse. This time when you fucked up you took an entire nation on the ride.

Treasonous bastard.

[johnfunk]

13. How I wish I were a fly on THAT wall...

... listening to the treasonous Turdblossom dig his own grave. Couldn't happen to a better traitor to the nation.

[Demobrat]

5. Or else

he's so delusional he thinks he's got them in the palm of his hand. Never underestimate the power of malignant narcissism.

[Beetwasher]

8. Perhaps, But I Would Think Those Delusions Would Be Shattered

Once the questions start.

[soothsayer]

6. May it be so!

[drb]

7. In my fondest dream - he wets his pants!

nt

[QuettaKid]

9. as far as wetting the pants go....I can add to that

wasn't he supposed to be suffering from KIDNEY STONES as well....heard something about this recently.

[Beetwasher]

10. LOL!

Wouldn't that be something! We see him walking out of the GJ w/ a big wet spot! LOL!

[H2O Man]

18. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I try to not dislike people, or take pleasure in their discomfort. I do try. But I would actually get a kick out of that.

[Beetwasher]

28. I Wouldn't Want To Be Karl Rove's Dog Tonight

I suspect Karl will need to work out some frustrations when he gets home. Cowards and bullies like Karl tend to do that by beating on the weak and helpless in situations like this.

[johnaries]

42. you mean his Bull Dog? Jeff Gannon?

:evilgrin:

[electropop]

44. Is he going home tonight?

Or to a cell, frog-marched in an orange suit with big stains on the front and rear crotch areas?

[troubleinwinter]

58. Well, here ya go...

[johnfunk]

59. A thing of beauty, especially where Turdblossom peed in his pants

Hey, Doughboy, have FUN in Pound-You-In-the-Ass Penitentiary!

[Pachamama]

64. Remember the chubby, sweaty colonel in "Dances w/ Wolves"?

The one who Kevin Costner meets to get his assignment at the outpost?

He wets his pants and later commits suicide.....

We could only be so lucky for that outcome....No, strike that thought...I think Rove should have to go to prison and have guys named Bubba who want a bitch....

:grr:

[vanboggie]

67. He does tend to leak a lot n/t

[catmandu57]

11. That's very good imagery

I didn't know the makeup of the gj, actually I hadn't given it much thought, but after the recent poll showing the shrub* getting 2% black support, I'm liking the inagery.

[understandinglife]

14. Cooper, explicitly, commented on it after his testimony. Here's a link:

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2005/071705X.shtml

Interesting.


Peace.

[Kablooie]

12. You don't realize that he was just invited over

for tea and cookies.

[annabanana]

15. What a lovely picture you paint!

I can just see it, and it is good.

[Kablooie]

30. Yes, tea and cookies are lovely and good.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

16. What's amusing is that the only media distraction from his testimony is

BUSH's PR disaster with the staged videoconference! Not the latest terra lert LOL.

[dogday]

17. Karl is doing the cover my ass dance

Scotty does it best, but had to teach it to the cabinet and assistants. Of course Scotty has never been under oath.....

[cassiepriam]

19. sociopaths don't get too worried, assume they will get off the hook

I want to see his pic as he leaves the building. Then
we will know what is going on in his head.

[Beetwasher]

22. He'll Have His Mask On When He Walks Out

I'm sure he'll be smiling and trying to look cool and confident.

[cassiepriam]

29. Some us are good at looking beyond the mask. We shall see.

[SoFlaJet]

20. and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy

think of what he has done to Daschle and Cleeland and Kerry and the Clintons and Martin Frost and what he TRIED(but thankfully failed)to do to Mary Landrieu-good,honorable,decent,people all, victims of this friggin (evil-doer) bastard let him sweat-karma is MFer

[yodermon]

21. I hope he snaps

and threatens Fitzgerald.
"Don't you know who I AM? Muahahaha!"

[southpaw]

23. Or pulls a Jack Nicholson...

"You can't HANDLE the TRUTH" moment, boldly taking responsibility for every charge in an enraged fit of righteous indignation!

The only thing that could top that would be for him to continue by naming Shrubbie the Chicken-Chokin'Chimp and Cheny as having authorized the leaks as a means of 'getting even' with Wilson.

Hey, I can dream...

[MADem]

37. At this point, that would not surprise me

He admits to everything, has to leave his post, is rehired as a consultant (doing the same job, only he needs a Gannon-style DAY PASS that he gets from Harriet Miers, or her faithful successor) and, when indicted, he pleads NOLO, gets sentenced, and Monkey immediately pardons him.

That's how an administration without shame would handle it, and hey, they have no shame!

[femrap]

31. I hope he becomes ever so afraid as he sits on the

witness stand and in a flash of ephinany sees himself dressed in a orange jumpsuit...as the realization hits him, his bowels lose control.....the stench is overwhelming.....the GJ members look at each knowingly, as he is escorted out the door with his head bowed and in his fat grubby hand he holds a newspaper to cover his mess.....

Proctor and Gamble refer to this as 'leakage.'

[rocktivity]

24. When the Time magazine reporter Cooper wrote of his GJ testimony

he also mentioned it was predominately black and female. I thought he was implying that they had neither the intelligence nor sophisitication to "understand" Plamegate. Now I'm wondering if there's an acutal reason for that.

[gkhouston]

53. that wasn't the impression I got from his words at all.

I got the impression that he meant the Grand Jury knew bullshit when they heard it. I remember he clearly stated that the GJ was not a passive one, that they, not Fitzgerald, asked most of the questions.

[klook]

56. I didn't get that impression either

(that Cooper was implying the black female grand jurors lacked the intelligence or sophistication to "understand" Plamegate).

"These grand jurors did not seem the types to passively indict a ham sandwich," Cooper wrote. "I would say one-third of my 2 1/2 hours of testimony was spent answering their questions, not the prosecutor's...."

It's really interesting, isn't it, from a karmic perspective? The fictitious yellowcake uranium was from Niger, and the grand jurors are women of African descent. After the way Africa, Africans, and people of the African diaspora have been royally screwed by Europeans and Americans for so long, maybe now there's a small bit of payback!

(edited subject line since gkhouston already posted a similar reply)

[Gregorian]

25. Ah, but you assume he's human.

Big mistake. I see him transforming into his true monster self, and devouring the entire grand jury.



I for one have reached my limit. Thank you for reminding us of what certainly must be a quantum shift in political strata.

[VolcanoJen]

26. He's been in there for well over two hours now!

What in the hell are they talking about? I'll bet it ain't tea and cookies for Karl.

May he roast.

[writes2000]

32. Much more than that. He began at 9:00am.

[mirandapriestly]

27. I usually feel sorry for people in their downfall.

For example, I felt sorry for Nixon. I really felt bad for him when he was at his wife's funeral crying. But this bunch in the WH I do not feel bad for in the least. They have caused the deaths of thousands of people, imprisoned people without trial, tortured people, & tried to erase our civil rights. They would do harm to any one of us in a second for an ounce of political or financial gain. I feel genuine hatred for Karl Rove and I enjoy this and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[glitch]

50. If we were standing around the watercooler having this conversation

and you just said that I'd be smiling and nodding.

[salinen]

33. He'll

asked to be excused and place a call to Dobbie.

[marions ghost]

34. You make a big assumption...

--that Karl Rove has normal emotions.

There really are people who NEVER feel helpless and alone, never have a problem with their subconscious, never have what we know as feelings of guilt. If any such emotion does crop up, they quickly anesthetize by whatever means available. They DO NOT feel for others in any way. This is how pathological narcissists can be so ruthless.
This isn't a cynical viewpoint in my saying this--I have studied narcissism and KKKarl is a classic case. These people would be pitiable if they weren't so damaging.

I would bet that even at this point Karl Rove is ONLY thinking 'strategies,' what lie will cover what lie, what's the best form of damage control. He has gotten away with so much in the past...he can easily convince himself that he will get away once again. There are cases of people like this who don't even comprehend what's going on when they are convicted, much less indicted. Bad things do not happen to them. Ever. They are above all human laws and not in touch with any concept of cosmic laws.

OK, maybe he's taking a few Tums or some sleep aids. Otherwise he'll be Bidness as Usual...don't expect him to break out in a sweat, throw up, or have suicidal thoughts or anything. This is not how he operates.

[IndyOp]

43. Yep - He is, right this minute, back in the

comfort of delusional fantasies - how generations in future will sing great songs about him and his gang for leading American to greatness!

[japple]

69. You're right. Just look at the picture

from MPH http://www.mph-online.com/web/celebs/0015. Although on second thought, he might look a bit stressed. Thanks to Josh Marshall's website for the link. Sorry I can't post the picture. Maybe someone will help us out.

[marions ghost]

71. It isn't normal

to smile all the time. (Pickles and Nancy Reagan come to mind). In some people excessive smiling can be a sign of stress.

Excellent picture jap--Turdblossom grinning behind the wheel of his sleek Jaguar ('u can't touch me'). Yeah some of the ace photoshoppers around here could have fun with this.

[tnlefty]

35. I didn't realize that pit vipers have either wit or charm!

I learned something today.

I do hope that his brain is frying while trying to keep track of the lies he's told while wondering what others have stated to the grand jury.

[mmonk]

36. Both Fitz and Rove have left the courthouse

[understandinglife]

41. He did not speak to reporters as cameras followed him out.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9686217


Peacr.

[DemReadingDU]

61. MSNBC reports that Rove has not been notified

if he is a target. Um, does Rove actually need to be notified?

[central scrutinizer]

38. I visualize a Perry Mason moment

where a series of questions have backed him into an untenable corner and he finally bolts for the exit and Lt. Tragg has to put him in a choke hold.

[dretceterini]

39. This guy is such a wack job

and so delusional that all this probably doesn't bother him at all...

[marions ghost]

40. a Perry Mason moment...

:rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

45. Wait till he meets his new roommate - Bubba

Bubba's this 300 lb musclebound black man who wears a skull cap and has many tatoos. He really, really likes soft, puffy white guys .... in that 'special' way.

[ladjf]

47. On the other hand, he holds the power of the Presidency as his

trump card. He might not be all that worried.

[rateyes]

48. You reap what you sow....don't you..

for Rove it's "harvest" time. Sucks to be him!

[classics]

49. The best part to watch would be what you cant see.

The part where on his 3rd or 4th performance, his internal sense of invulerability starts to break down, where he starts to feel fear and realize hes just a little bug that might get squished this time.

[are_we_united_yet]

51. I feel bad for the guy. Really.

NOT

[ComerPerro]

52. I wish that were literally true

[Peace Patriot]

54. I don't care what he feels, and would just as soon he feel safe and...

...comfortable, if it helps nail the criminals in this fascist junta (him included).

We need justice and accountability, and, above all, we need to repair our tattered, bleeding nation and restore the power of its people, whom I am convinced want peace, justice, fairness, lawfulness and good government, in overwhelming numbers.

We may even need a tribunal, such as they had in South Africa, after apartheid, where those who confess their crimes and tell the truth are exempted from punishment. A Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

But we are so far from that, right now--and in such danger as a country--that it is easy to hate these liars, murderers and thieves who are destroying us, and want them to suffer. For one thing, they are still in charge, with great power to harm us. I don't blame anyone for feeling this, or venting it. What I feel myself is sorrow, that these men and women, born into our great progressive society, and being educated by it, and privileged within it, could be so dishonorable and callous, and reach some depths of depravity. My sorrow is more for our democracy than for them--that this group ended up hating democracy, that the global corporate predators who are behind them loathe, hate and have sought to overthrow the democracy that gave birth to them, and that all our guards against tyranny failed. But I don't think we can address that failure by reviling them or hating them. That may help in defining who we are (by what we hate in them), but it doesn't help us construct who we should be, and how to achieve it.

What I want right now, more than anything, is for this junta to be stopped. How THEY feel is of no consequence to me. But if what they have done, their scandals and their miserable approval ratings lead Americans to ask, how is it that they are in power?--and especially, how specifically did they fiddle the 2004 election?--then we might begin to repair the damage, and recover our country. The American public is actually pretty savvy, in my opinion (if disempowered and DISENFRANCHISED), but they are not yet informed about these far rightwing corporations (mostly Diebold and ES&S) and their SECRET, PROPRIETARY programming code in the new electronic voting systems. That MUST be repaired, or we're never going to be able to address the other problems (loss of our public airwaves to news monopolies, misuse and abuse of the military, and horribly unfair taxation), and we are going to get more of the same.

[lonestarnot]

55. Question 5286....? And KKKarl do you have a cat?

[goforit]

63. You speaketh with forefather tongue.....and you are so right!!!!

"A Truth and Reconciliation Commission" is exactly what we
do need and can create.
Hope that it will come about.

Peacepatriot......you're a great writer!!!

Hope you don't mind having a fan.

[PittLib]

57. Schadenfreude ...

There is a great song from the Broadway show Avenue Q by that name. It is hilarious.

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/avenueq/schadenfreude.htm

As they already have an obvious dig at Bush in one of the songs ... perhaps they could adapt the line "... CEO's getting shackled" - to "...Karl Rove getting shackled". Or even better, they could replace "Gary Coleman" with Rove - I can just imagine him singing "It Sucks To Be Me".

Sometimes I am way to easily entertained. :rofl:

[sunnystarr]

60. He spent 3.5 hours testifying

That's a huge amount of time when you consider it's just the prosecutor and some members of the GF. btw it was reported that the GJ convened at 10am so Karl spent an hour talking to his attorney.

[driver8]

62. I'll bet there is a lot of sweat pouring off 4 or 5 chins right now...

Squirm, mother fucker, squirm!

[LibDemAlways]

65. I sincerely hope Rove is in great emotional

distress, and that he ends up behind bars for an extended stay with an especially nasty roommate who has an insatiable sadistic sexual appetite for pale white repukes.

In other words, I hope Rove gets everything he deserves - and more.

[Lisa]

66. wouldn't it be a sad and pitiful thing if he passed a stone ...

Right about now.

And everybody acted unconcerned and treated him as if he were making a big fuss about nothing.

[Eurobabe]

68. Staghorns are the clue

his system is shutting down from the stress. Kidney stones. Bwah-ha-ha!! Can't think of a better person to get'em.

[dretceterini]

70. We should be nice to the mentally ill

If he needs a colonoscopy, lets give it to him.....with a gas powered post hole digger...

[Swamp Rat]

72. Luv this OP Beetwasher!

:)

[Ladyhawk]

75. LOL @ your picture. :D :D :D n/t

[H2O Man]

73. Bet he slept well

last night.

[Independent_Liberal]

74. He's feeling the heat!

It ain't a pretty sight!

:)

[WillyT]

76. I Feel Sooooo Much Better Now, Thanks !!!

You paint a beautiful picture Beet! A vulnerable and prostrate Rove... delicious!

Next... the Frog March!

:rofl::evilgrin::rofl:

[liberalnurse]

77. I think he may be feeling like a martyr.....

The sacrifice a Christian must bare for the cause.......