This week in JOKES--Supreme Court edition

[Nikki Stone 1]

"Newsweek reports that Bush likes Harriet Miers because she didn't go to an Ivy League school, she worked hard, and she achieved everything on her own without family help. See, opposites attract" --Jay Leno


"President Bush's top adviser Karl Rove testified before the grand jury for the fourth time this week. Maybe Bush should nominate him for Supreme Court. He's been in more courtrooms then Harriet Miers now." --Jay Leno


"It's the religious right that's grumbling about Harriet Miers. Bush is losing his base. There's a new poll out that says white evangelicals, Republican women, southerners and suburban men are losing confidence in Bush. Wow, these are the very people who elected him to stop boys from kissing. He is so desperate to win these people back, he said today that if he had to get another pick on the Supreme Court, he would nominate the tiger that ate half of Siegfried and Roy." --Bill Maher


"Interesting woman this Harriet Miers. She used to be a Democrat, and then she found God and became a Republican. Which is kind of backwards, because usually in Washington you become a Republican, get indicted, go to jail, then you find God." --Jay Leno


"A lot of conservative Republicans say they are very upset about President Bush's choice of Harriet Miers. They say she has no experience, she doesn't know anything about constitutional law, and she's never shown any interest in it. Where were these people with the high standards when they nominated Bush to be president?" --Jay Leno


"Bush tried to reassure conservative that Harriet Miers was the best choice for the Supreme Court. He said twenty years from now she'll be the same person she was today. Twenty years ago she was a Democrat, and Catholic." --Jay Leno


"Bush, out defending his Supreme Court nominee today. Bush said Miers has a good heart. Well, yeah, compared to Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno