Bush Joke

[GOPS Worst Fear]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George W. Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[bufffbison]

1. haha! i love it! n/t

[The Doctor.]

2. LOL!... "A brazilian lies"... lol! nt

[dretceterini]

3. Excellent

[rzemanfl]

4. This is an old joke enjoying a resurgence. It was in my e-mail

this morning. (From a guy who wore a W'04 hat the whole summer and fall of 2004).

[GOPS Worst Fear]

6. I know it was an old refurbished joke...

and I got it in my e-mail. But don't you agree it was worth a repeat?

[rzemanfl]

7. Yes. Interesting though that it is going around again. Also going

around is a variation of the old Lincoln to Nixon "I think you should take Pat to the theatre" joke refurbished for the jug-eared little prick.

[slay]

5. Hahahah

Nice. :)

[bigwillq]

8. LOL!

That's cute.