In (FR) Bizarro World...

[Patsy Stone]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1503121/posts

Liberal reporter Judy went to jail to protect her Democratic source (probably Wilson himself), and Tweety is gonna be upset when he finds that the Administration isn't going down.

:crazy:

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. Freeps do NOT live in Parallel Universe

It's actually Perpendicular. One where causality doesn't function.

[TahitiNut]

7. Salvador Dali was its cartographer.

:dunce:

[johnfunk]

13. A shame he's not around to paint "The Persistence of FReep"...

... or a new version of "The Great Masturbator" featuring RimJob, Brian "Disbarred" Buckley, AlabiGirl, Kristin Failure and, of course, Doug from Upwind.

Salvador Dali
The Great Masturbator

[PatrioticLeftie]

2. I try not to tread there

Slime that dirty doesn't wash off easy

[Patsy Stone]

4. I had to peek

Usually, I'm not a rubbernecker, but I had to know. :)

[stepnw1f]

3. That Place Feeds These Morons Propaganda

Are there psy-ops working at FR or what?

[Patsy Stone]

5. Please... If you must use that kind of language: MORANS!!111!! :) n/t

[stepnw1f]

9. HUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

Tru1 tru1

[tularetom]

6. Why the fuck do they call Miller "liberal"

In my opinion she defies categorization but is rather a sycophantic suckup to those in power. I guess when their source of info is Anal Cyst Boy and he pounds it into their dinosaur sized brain stem that she works for the NYT and the NYT is the epitome of the "liberal medis" what else would you think. This is an amoral lowlife bitch.

[Patsy Stone]

8. Yes

all but Faux are liberal. The whole liberal media conspiracy.

[Old and In the Way]

10. The term "liberal" is their swiss army knife of labels.

Whenever their pea-brains can't understand something, the term "liberal" is assigned to it. Viola, no reason to think about it anymore. They really are that clueless.

[I Have A Dream]

12. I agree. I hadn't really thought of that before. n/t

[johnfunk]

11. "Make friends with Kool-Aid! Make Kool-Aid with friends!"

Looks like Jim-Rob's been slipping the rubes sips of the Kool-Aid again...



Here's the priginal package...

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. ROFL! n/t

[Patsy Stone]

15. Those are great! LOL! n/t

[johnfunk]

16. Thanks -- Here's the official enlarged FReeper MORAN PATROL badge

... based on one of their imbecilic, tacky RV scam... er, "fundraising" tchotchkes:



Courtesy of America's favorite antiFReep Photoshop hooligan, "the throcculator". Feel free to pass far and wide

[Patsy Stone]

17. Okay, that's good.

I still can't figure out how Hillary is involved with all of this Fitzgerald stuff in their twisted brains.

[deadparrot]

25. When in doubt, blame a Clinton.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

26. DU needs a daily "Blame Clinton" thread.

It would be a collection of all of the things that are Bill and Hillary's fault today. There are so many things to blame them for, I know even I can lose track.

[peekaloo]

18. LOL

:thumbsup:

[atommom]

19. Damn, that Cheney face almost made me drop my coffee!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

20. Can't you almost hear it speaking?

"Uhhhh, if you, uhhhh, don't vote for us, uhhhh, we're, uhhhh, gonna get hit and, uhhhh, hit hard." LOL.

[atommom]

21. That's what makes it so eerie! I'd use it for a Halloween decoration,

but it's just too scary. :scared:

[Patsy Stone]

22. Yep.

Abandon all hope, ye trick-or-treaters who enter here.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

27. DRINK it? They eat the powder straight outta the package...

[Straight Shooter]

23. Well, Judas Miller promoted the war, and the NYT went along.

Miller was one of the main reasons that people actually believe Iraq was a threat, because she is the one who wrote the articles based on some nonexistent imaginary friend named Curveball who allegedly gave her the information about WMD in Iraq and Saddam's grandiose plans. Without Miller, bush would have had a helluva time getting his war on.

Therefore, by labeling Miller and the NYT as liberal, what these fweepers at fweerepubwic are actually doing is labeling the War on Iraq as a liberal war. I guess that means it's a liberal cause, with liberal troops over there fighting it.

It's really difficult for me to wrap my mind around their convoluted rationalization.

[Patsy Stone]

24. And, somehow, in the middle of all of it, is Hillary. n/t