So what kind of terror crap will BushCo pull on Monday?

[DoYouEverWonder]

Now that the proverbial shit is finally hitting the fan, what new distractions await us?

The mutant germ-flu thing isn't really catching fire?

Nukes on Campus didn't go over very well either?

That new al Qaeda letter that Libby wrote didn't have the same impact that it use to.

Shutting down Penn Station and LA Freeway just got people more pissed off.

Mmm, so what should we try next? Maybe airplanes into buildings? That one always gets them freaked out.

[valerief]

1. The twins will announce their enlistment for the peacekeeping

campaign in Iraq.

Hey, he'd serve them up in a heartbeat for approval ratings.

[Marr]

2. My Pick: Suspicious package found on San Francisco's BART system.

[Kablooie]

3. An alien from outer space will threaten to destroy mankind.

See Outer Limits episode "THE ARCHITECTS OF FEAR"

[BrklynLiberal]

6. That was going to be my guess too.

Outer space aliens has not be tried yet, so it just might work.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[electron_blue]

9. Hey - remember that Alien who always was shaking Clinton's hand?

Maybe he should make a comeback!?

[uppityperson]

10. Is that the golfing alien?

It hasn't played golf with Mrbush yet, has it?

[electron_blue]

12. this here one

[Aimah]

4. Made Up Terror Watch

They'll say that we need to watch all Asians owning birds. The alert color will go to yellow because that's the color of Big Bird.

[DemonFighterLives]

13. Big Bird Yellow

Yeah that should work. :rofl:
Welcome to DU!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. He's gonna stay in office. nt.

[Mnemosyne]

7. Took me a second...

this is the scariest of all.:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[moobu2]

8. Breaking! They caught Al Qaeda’s #2 hair stylist.

[Metta]

11. It's only a matter of time. They'll make something up if they have to.

Or they'll just stonewall some more. They've done it before.

[theantirobot]

14. Maybe they won't pull anything...

Or maybe they will pull everything... off the air, it just won't be covered. Nobody but the "internet nut jobs" will believe anything happened.

There was a segment on CNN recently about censorship in China. They interviewed numerous people. Many were oblivious to it's existence. The interviewer asked, what do you think when you are watching CNN and the screen just GOES BLANK when they are about to cover a story that goes against the government? To which the Chinese woman replied, "it is just be a problem on your end."

Well today I was watching CNN. They were covering a riot that erupted in Toledo Ohio. Police used pepper spray and tear gas. They showed an aerial video. About 4 seconds into it, the screen went black; there was still audio. Then about 10 seconds later it's back on, no mention of technical difficulties at all.

My point is this...
It is easy to believe that the government has some control over what gets reported. If they have some control, how do you know they don't have total control? Are WE oblivious?

[newyawker99]

16. Hi theantirobot!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Glenda]

15. CarTOON

[kywildcat]

17. Iran

they're setting it up as we type.

[Scurrilous]

18. Syrians will cross the border...

...and seize an Iraqi radio station, from where they will broadcast a message urging Iraqi citizens to rise up and attack coalition forces.

Zarqawi's number two man will be found dead at the scene clutching an autographed picture of Bashar Assad.

Invasion will begin the following day.