George Bush’s Disapproval rating up to 97%

[hang a left]

Ooh, I drank too much purple Kool Aid, now I have to pee, where's Condie?

Washington DC – Even though George Bush says he does not follow polls, he was quite happy when he heard his disapproval rating was up to 98%, that was until Karl Rove told him that was “a bad thing.” With all the speculation this week going on about indictments coming from Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald, George Bush will really have trouble trying to figure out how to run the show if Karl Rove, AKA ‘Turd Blossom’ gets picked to wear his new orange prison outfit, but as many people in the US have already figured out, more than likely nothing will happen to anyone in the Bush administration for the CIA leak probe that is ready to wrap up this week, George Bush was seen polishing more congressional medals of honor for Karl Rove, and Scooter Libby, Judith Miller of the New York Times could possibly get one as well for her roll.

Robert Novak and James Goocart the male prostitute/white house reporter are feeling left out these days, neither one has been mentioned for days; even though Novak’s laying low until the smoke clears, but Tom Delay on the other hand was the one making lots of smoke lately, being seen on the news every chance he could get to proclaim his innocence in the money laundering case being brought up against him in Texas. “Why would I launder money, it was already clean, that money was right out of the mint, with fresh bands wrapped around those crisp Benjamin’s, it just proves my case” Delay said.

Bill Frist was next up to boost the poll numbers with the sale of lame stock that he and his family owned; it just happened to be for a recent sale of shares of hospital operator HCA Inc., (family business) the dump took place just days before HCA's stock price fell on a disappointing July 13 profit outlook. “I had no idea that I even owned any stock” Frist said. Old George was a little tired lately; he said “this business of looking squeaky clean is hard to do when you have all these good republican friends that are just trying to make a clean living.”

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[laruemtt]

1. his face looks like

he's in one of those wind tunnels with 200 mph winds! "untied" states indeed...

[Demit]

2. Boy, someone went to a lot of trouble to Photoshop that photo

I much prefer the real photos of Bush looking like a dork. They say volumes more.

[babylonsister]

3. That pic is just scary! nt