MSNBC On Harriet Miers' Handwriting

[Presstitutes]

http://www.presstitutes.com/presstitutes/2005/10/msnbc_on_harrie.html

After breathless coverage of another "cry wolf" terror alert and endless prognostications about a possible dam breach in Massachusetts, MSNBC moves on to more serious stuff: an analysis of Harriet Miers' handwriting. What do we learn? That Miers likes to look good and cares about her external appearance. Edifying. Glad to see that Microsoft and GE are keeping us well-informed.

[hippiechick]

1. Well, we know THAT'S wrong !

"likes to look good" ??? :scared: :wtf: :scared: :wtf:

[MADem]

2. Someone said TALBOT's - 1988

She is stuck in that warp, apparently...and she cuts her own bangs.

[Missy M]

3. I think they meant to say she 'tries to look good'.

[sui generis]

8. a little bleph, an eye tuck, some wrinkle juice

60 grit sandpaper

hollywood grade latex prostheses

a medium sized container (with wheels) for the bags under the circles under the rings under the eyes

all these things work well for changing one's appearance. Trust me. Mmm Hmm.

:evilgrin:

[Angry Girl]

4. LOL! Is that why she went for that horrid black eyeliner all over,

before her makeover, that is.... And that awful blue suit!

Where's her Miss Kitty purse?

[Sanity Claws]

5. That shows that handwriting analysis is meaningless

At least until last week, she wore black eyeliner that was very unflattering on a woman her age. She wore a 1980s type suit in royal blue on her first day making the Senate rounds.
You can't convince me that she is very involved in her appearance.

[Angry Girl]

7. synchronicity... although not the greatest of coincidences

but still fun! :-)

[progressivebydesign]

6. They are just going by her dependence on that eyeliner.

Harriet.. sister.. lose the eyeliner. It makes you look like you've got anvils pulling down your eyelashes. the hair? very 80's, lose the do, go for something more classic, less Fantastic Sams.

[Chi-Town Exile]

9. As a member of the over 40 crowd ...

I learned a long time ago that black eyeliner is NOT the look you want if you would like to age gracefully.

She can still line her eyes, perhaps a nice pewter, smoky plum, etc. will still give her a darker look without looking like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Unfortunately for Harriet, the eyeliner looks a helluva lot better on Johnny than it does on her. :eyes:

[Neil Lisst]

10. I've seen smaller bags on the airport converyor belt ...

... than she has under her eyes.

She looks like someone who has spent the last 40 years getting shitface drunk every night. Come on, yall, Otis the Drunk of Andy Griffith TV fame didn't look this bad.

I hate to admit it, but one of the things that gives me some solace is the fact that she looks like she'll never live another ten years. I have relatives in their 80s who look healthier than she does.

[Chi-Town Exile]

13. LOL! Maybe it's the beauty products she uses?! nt

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

11. I saw this...

...incredible! Why not bring in a palm reader, a fortune teller, and someone to read her horoscope. That way we can find out if she's really qualified. Can she dance? Has she ever had a public clothing malfunction? These are things we need to find out.

[spindrifter]

12. If she's lucky

maybe Condi can take her shopping. But she'll have to get advice on the hair from someone else.

[Chi-Town Exile]

14. At least we'll know that Harriet will have really expensive shoes! nt