Is it rude to e mail "Fitzmas Cards?"

[Botany]

Or should I go to the store and buy Fitzmas Cards as usual?

The one with the puppy with an indictment in his mouth as
he scampers around the Fizmas tree all decorated with Blue
Lights is the one I am thinking of getting.

"Wishing you and your Family all the best in this joyous season"

Is printed on the inside of the card. Simple & tasteful.

:rofl:

BTW to any Freeper reading this remember "Treason is the reason for
this Season."

[pinto]

1. No, but I think small files and such are always considered "contraband".

[Lubernaut]

2. Keep the Dic(k) in Indictment

[Jersey Devil]

3. I'll be home for Fitzmas, you can count on me

[Botany]

8. don't forget little Ari.

he might be getting a little gift this Fizmas too.

[Raster]

10. Let's hope so. Nothing would warm the cockles of my heart more than

knowing Ari the Liar is indicted by the Grand Jury. Ohhhhh, just quivering with AN-ti-ci-pa-tion!

[Scout1071]

4. If the in(dick)ments come down tomorrow, I'm going to email "Merry Fitzmas

cards. And you damn well better believe there will be a fair share of gloating and champagne involved.

[FormerRepublican]

5. Personally, I'd like to see a card with all Bush's evil elves dressed...

...up in orange jump suits. A nice set of bars in front can only enhance the image.

Nothing like a jolly crew in orange and bars to brighten up the season.

An alternative might be the frog march in cuffs from the White House... Surely there's some Johnny Cash song about prison that could play in the background on a nice e-card...

[Chan790]

13. I'd go with Cocaine Blues

lyrics:

<snip>


Into the courtroom my trial began
where I was handled by twelve honest men.
Just before the jury started out
I saw that little judge commence to look about
In about five minutes in walked a man
holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree
I hollered Lowdy Lowdy have a mercy on me
The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground
I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me
lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.


It just seems appropo. Especially with a whiskey-drunk cokie in the White House.

[Raster]

6. Remember, every time a republican is indicted, an angel gets their wings.

Merry Fitzmas!

[moc]

7. Bahahaha!

:rofl:

[mmonk]

14. !

:spray:

[mmonk]

9. Not at all

Fitzmas is a time of joy!

[madinmaryland]

11. You made my day!!!!

I have so many repub's friends that i would love to send this to!!!

HAPPY FITZMAS DAY!!!!!!!!!

Just need a picture of KKRove doing the frog march!


:rofl:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

12. Oh, how adorable!

I opted for the one with Santa Fitz in the sleigh, cracking the whip and shouting, "On Dicky, On Condi, on Scooter and Karl..."

The one with the orange glitter on their little jump suits.