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Justice Is Comin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:55 PM
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Cheney:...Top ten list of rules to remember while I'm in prison.
Number 10 ... Don’t look for people who lost friends in Iraq.

Number 9 ..... Don’t shower until very late at night.

Number 8 ..... Don’t try to smile.

Number 7 ..... Don’t say how much I love power.

Number 6 ..... Don’t brag about tax cuts for the rich.

Number 5 ..... Don’t admit I was vice president of the United States.

Number 4 ..... Don’t say I’m in favor of the death penalty.

Number 3 ..... Don’t have memories of good food.

Number 2 ..... Don’t look for democrats who like me.




AND NUMBER 1 ... Do not say I love sex..

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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:57 PM
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1. And Do...
hope everyone bought that compassionate conservative b.s.
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 08:58 PM
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2. Don't say "I'm innocent!" The folks inside know better! n.t
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enid602 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 09:04 PM
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4. vaseline
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 09:05 PM by enid602
How ironic that someone who spent his entire adult life pedaling petroleum products might soon (if he is incarcerated) be begging for just a dab of Vaseline.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 02:38 AM
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5. if you drop the soap . . . leave it . . . n/t
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