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Wed Oct-19-05 11:59 PM
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Twas The Night Before The Indictments.... |
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Edited on Thu Oct-20-05 12:04 AM by TwoSparkles
Twas the night before the indictments when all through the White House the thugs cowered closely as Fitzgerald played cat and mouse
The sound bytes were rehearsed in the West Wing with care In hopes that the propaganda would catapult into the air
The neocons were restless, tossing and turning in bed while visions of orange jumpsuits danced in their heads
And Rove in his foot jammies, and Cheney in his fur hat had just settled in for an eight-hour nap
When out on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter Laura shook off the Zanax to see what was the matter
Away to the Lincoln Balcony Junior flew like a flash He tore open some pretzels and his face he did bash
And to what did Junior's lying eyes should appear? ...but a black limousine that drove Fitzgerald near Lead Prosecutor Fitzgerald was so lively and quick Junior knew in a moment his administration was dicked More rapid than eagles the indictments they came and the public happily cried as Fitzgerald called them by name:
Now Cheney! Now Scooter! Now Condi! Now Bush! On Judy! On Rover! On Rumsfeld's lying, fat tush! To the top of the perp line! To the top of the razor-wire wall! Now cuff em all! Cuff em all! Frog-march em away all!
Fitzgerald spoke not a word, but went straight to his work He turned over the evidence, then turned to Bush Jr the jerk "You shouldn't have lied, to sell America war Now your country is salivating to settle this score."
Fitzgerald sprang to his limo, to his legal team gave a whistle and to Gitmo they flew like the down of a thistle
But I heard Fitzgerald exclaim as he drove from DC, "The neocon nightmare is over it's a new democracy!"
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:00 AM
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:02 AM
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2. That put me into the Holiday Spirit! |
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:05 AM
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:07 AM
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Nicely done! I've gotta send this to my hubby! :)
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:11 AM
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5. That ones the very BEST! Thank you. |
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:15 AM
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:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:20 AM
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7. Hey thanks everyone.... |
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sometimes during stressful times you have to be silly and get a little creative.
Thanks for the kind words! :)
It's fun to make sport of these thugs!
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:48 AM
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I like to redo songs myself. I did "Fitzie Baby" to the tune of "Santa Baby" (Ertha Kit or Madonna) a few weeks ago and "Where's Judy's Memory" to "Thanks for the memory" (made famous by Bing Crosby and became the theme song associated with Bob Hope) just this week.
I am sort of working with another one too. Hope to have it finished tomorrow.
Create on! :hi:
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Thu Oct-20-05 01:26 AM
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:23 AM
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8. Lovely, just lovely. And, if a certain blogger who's name and site ... |
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.... I'm loath to quote,
just happens to right,
you're timing is as prescient as your rhyme, a delight.
For those wondering to whom I refer,
will Bush plead crazy,
or atone for his sins?
Peace.
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:25 AM
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9. Merry, merry, Fitz-mas!! |
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Anyone ever sing one of my favorite Fitzmas songs? HARK HOW THE JAILS ... will bush replace cheney? today ... http://www.webcomicsnation.com/neillisst/
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:31 AM
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all my friends will get a copy
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:33 AM
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11. Merry Fitz-mas to all! |
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This is a classic. :bounce:
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:43 AM
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12. Fitzmas, the holiday for the rest of us.... n/t |
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Thu Oct-20-05 12:44 AM
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Thu Oct-20-05 01:43 AM
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16. This is wonderful--great job! |
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i've been feeling rather upbeat and giddy myself (in spite of my cold)
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Thu Oct-20-05 01:51 AM
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Brought a smile to my face.
Let's hope it happens.
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Thu Oct-20-05 06:16 AM
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Thu Oct-20-05 06:19 AM
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very, very good:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Thu Oct-20-05 06:28 AM
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That is great. This is gonna work out for us folks. It really will. It is time.
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Thu Oct-20-05 07:54 AM
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21. KICKED for the morning crowd, just TOOOO good to be missed... |
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I love it... I really love it.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:40 AM
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23. OMG soooo f***ing beautiful LOL |
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Wiping the tears from my eyes...I love it!!
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