Twas The Night Before The Indictments....

[CoffeeCat]

Twas the night before the indictments
when all through the White House
the thugs cowered closely
as Fitzgerald played cat and mouse

The sound bytes were rehearsed
in the West Wing with care
In hopes that the propaganda
would catapult into the air

The neocons were restless,
tossing and turning in bed
while visions of orange jumpsuits
danced in their heads

And Rove in his foot jammies,
and Cheney in his fur hat
had just settled in
for an eight-hour nap

When out on the White House lawn
there arose such a clatter
Laura shook off the Zanax
to see what was the matter

Away to the Lincoln Balcony
Junior flew like a flash
He tore open some pretzels
and his face he did bash

And to what did Junior's
lying eyes should appear?
...but a black limousine
that drove Fitzgerald near

Lead Prosecutor Fitzgerald
was so lively and quick
Junior knew in a moment
his administration was dicked

More rapid than eagles
the indictments they came
and the public happily cried
as Fitzgerald called them by name:

Now Cheney! Now Scooter!
Now Condi! Now Bush!
On Judy! On Rover!
On Rumsfeld's lying, fat tush!
To the top of the perp line!
To the top of the razor-wire wall!
Now cuff em all! Cuff em all!
Frog-march em away all!

Fitzgerald spoke not a word,
but went straight to his work
He turned over the evidence,
then turned to Bush Jr the jerk
"You shouldn't have lied, to sell America war
Now your country is salivating to settle this score."

Fitzgerald sprang to his limo,
to his legal team gave a whistle
and to Gitmo they flew
like the down of a thistle

But I heard Fitzgerald exclaim
as he drove from DC,
"The neocon nightmare is over
it's a new democracy!"

[Horse with no Name]

1. Awesome!

:applause:

[gumby]

2. That put me into the Holiday Spirit!

Let the bells ring!

[burrowowl]

3. Nice work!

:yourock:

[spuddonna]

4. LOL! That's awesome!!

Nicely done! I've gotta send this to my hubby! :)

[niallmac]

5. That ones the very BEST! Thank you.

[Sydnie]

6. A thing of beauty!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[CoffeeCat]

7. Hey thanks everyone....

sometimes during stressful times you have to be silly and get a little creative.

Thanks for the kind words! :)

It's fun to make sport of these thugs!

[Sydnie]

14. I do that too

I like to redo songs myself. I did "Fitzie Baby" to the tune of "Santa Baby" (Ertha Kit or Madonna) a few weeks ago and "Where's Judy's Memory" to "Thanks for the memory" (made famous by Bing Crosby and became the theme song associated with Bob Hope) just this week.

I am sort of working with another one too. Hope to have it finished tomorrow.

Create on! :hi:

[samplegirl]

15. very creative

thanks for the laugh.

[understandinglife]

8. Lovely, just lovely. And, if a certain blogger who's name and site ...

.... I'm loath to quote,

just happens to right,

you're timing is as prescient as your rhyme, a delight.

For those wondering to whom I refer,

will Bush plead crazy,

or atone for his sins?


Peace.

[Neil Lisst]

9. Merry, merry, Fitz-mas!!

Anyone ever sing one of my favorite Fitzmas songs?

HARK HOW THE JAILS ...




will bush replace cheney? today ...
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/neillisst/

[proud patriot]

10. That's great

all my friends will get a copy

[kimpossible]

11. Merry Fitz-mas to all!

This is a classic.
:bounce:

[Tom Joad]

12. Fitzmas, the holiday for the rest of us.... n/t

[KeepItReal]

13. I luv this holiday!

Great work!!

[orleans]

16. This is wonderful--great job!

i've been feeling rather upbeat and giddy myself (in spite of my cold)

[tom_paine]

17. Very nice.

Brought a smile to my face.

Let's hope it happens.

[DemReadingDU]

18. Nice, Thanks!

[malaise]

19. hhahahahahha

very, very good:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tracyjo]

20. Fitzmas forever!

That is great. This is gonna work out for us folks. It really will. It is time.

[radwriter0555]

21. KICKED for the morning crowd, just TOOOO good to be missed...

I love it... I really love it.

[marions ghost]

22. n/t

:applause:

[malmapus]

23. OMG soooo f***ing beautiful LOL

Wiping the tears from my eyes...I love it!!

[Jessica]

24. Brilliant!

:applause: