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[Kadie]

[liberal N proud]

1. I got my jaw stuck you see and I can't get it free.

[NoBushSpokenHere]

2. I sorta kinda dunt no n/t

[orion9941]

3. Cheese...I need cheese. Cheese binds, it helps keep us together as

a nation. That is why I, and the rest of the nation needs cheese.

[waiting for hope]

9. Naw...it looks the opposite

We all need be a more constipationistic union and practice poopification.... :hurts:

[FSogol]

4. Speechafying is hard work. I'm werking hard. n/t

[msanthrope]

5. I've had too much cheese. It's binds, it makes

you grit your teeth and jerk your jaw....

6. I got to president just like my daddy, and I look extra fine today n/t

[11 Bravo]

7. Damn, my stash must have been cut with Italian baby laxative.

Now I gotta shit!

[SledDriver]

8. DUHHH.... uhh.... DUHHHH....

Other possibilities:

-Now is that single malt you're talking about?

-It's not that I'm lying, yah see, my mouth is just open.

-terra... 9/11... stay the course... freedom... murking people...

-Now, stop me if you've heard this one...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. If Plamegate gets any worse,

I'm planning on biting people, starting with Fitz.

[madokie]

11. It'll be so quick you'll hardly feel a thing

The many faces of the fool, the "moran west texas shrub"

[Ksec]

12. My hemorrhoids are killin me.

[rustydog]

13. Uhh, I dunno,conspiracy is a big word. I don't know what it means

but the way you are adding the word criminal to it kinda scares me.

[leftofthedial]

14. I am so fucked.

I've never been fucked like this before, not even by Condi.

Ya see, I'm afraid I'm a-gonna stay fucked.

I unnerstan that even Unka Dick can't help me now, 'cause he's busy helpin' himself. Ya see, thass what ya do when you're the Vice Preznt. You help yourself.

And Karl? Fart blossom? Turd bump? He's fucked too.

Somebody get me a line and a Dewars ready. I'm gonna need 'em. I am so fucked.

[MGKrebs]

15. What IS that annoying noise?

[hang a left]

17. you mean in the backround?

[gulliver]

16. I think modern physics is trending toward string theory.

And I tend to agree with this approach, but of course with some reservations as to the place of Planck's constant in the theory of gravitation. Not 100% sure though... The measurements used for the experimental side throw off the eigenstates.

[MGKrebs]

19. heh! That would be bizarro bizarro world.

In which up is not only down, but it is inside out!

[rkc3]

21. He said that after visiting the Wizard. Right?

[Ganja Ninja]

18. "People gotta understand, it was all Dick Cheneys fault."

"Him and that Libby feller." "I was out of the loop, yea thats right, I was drunk at the time."

[lonestarnot]

20. "In order not to piss my pants... I have to grit my teeth like this

you see... and next week I may not have any teeth left... saw 'em off right at the root." (he he he shoulder shrug/by Jon Stewart)

[bluedawg12]

22. I said, "it's an on going investigation..."

can't the f*cking media get it right?

I can't talk about this, right KKKarl?

KKKarl?

Off stage whisper.

Again? How many times is turd blossom going over to talk to this guy?

Get me Judy Miller..I have a leak...err...to take a leak...err...OK..get me Karen and Harryette I need a prayer meeting.

[lumberingbear]

23. "I know Karl is innocent, because I know his heart."

Yeah, right!

[zorro349]

24. don't go asking me those hard questions...

its not fair w/ all my buddies gone.
and besides that i think i have some cheese popcorn stuck in my molars..
molars... polar bears.. hehe.. those things are cute ain't they?
i like when they have hats and dance around and stuff.. hehehe...
man i need my coke.