I Work Too Hard To Vote Republican

[Postman]

I Can't Afford To Be A Republican

Republicans: A Great Waste of Life

Fiscal Responsibility and Republicans go together like Extra Value meals with a diet Coke.

anybody else?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. No foreign entanglements and Republicans

go together like organic produce and chemical laden junk food.

[zbdent]

2. The classic

"If you want to live like a Republican, vote for a Democrat"

Nowhere was this more apparent than the Clinton years . . .

[liberal N proud]

3. I will never make enough money to be a republican

Moral? - My Ass - Look at Iraq
Conservative? My Ass - Look at the deficit
Compassionate? My Ass - Look at NOLA

[calmblueocean]

4. "Republicans: Never met a bomb they didn't like"

Republicans: Give us your tired, your poor, your money. We'll give the first two back.

America needs Republicans like a dog needs ticks.

I had the worst nightmare -- I voted Republican!

Republicans: Because I Din't Need No Skools Noway

I hated my job so much I voted Republican. Now it's gone!

For Halloween, I was going to dress up as a Republican, but I didn't want to permanently scar the kids.

The Republican Party: God told us to tell you to give us your money.

Next on Fear Factor: 10 Minutes With a Republican

Republicans: Tricking Gullible Pro-Lifers for Over 30 Years

Go what myself? Sorry, I don't speak Republican.


Any good?

[ArbustoBuster]

6. All good!

I'm going to start using "Go what myself? Sorry, I don't speak Republican" in conversation. I may shorten it to "Go Republican yourself."

[MN ChimpH8R]

5. My departed dad told me when I was small:

"Son, if you work for a living, vote for Democrats - the rich can take care of themselves and they don't need any help." He was a union man.