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Roxy66 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:41 PM
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Funny video...."The Truth..With Jokes" (Al's new book)
Edited on Thu Oct-20-05 01:46 PM by Roxy66
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:49 PM
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1. Thanks for the video heads up!!
Be buying that Tuesday morn.
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 01:49 PM
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2. Dear Gods! It's true.... (OT)
Al Franken is one of the baggage handlers from Trading Places! :wow:
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 02:01 PM
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4. Was the other guy with Franken Norm McDonald?
I'm not quite remembering.
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CatBoreal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 07:16 PM
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5. Nope, that would be....
Tom Davis. Al was Baggage Handler #1.

Unfortunately, I can't find a movie still with the two of them.

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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 02:00 PM
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3. Just a few snips from the book.
These are funnier than the video , IMHO. :)

IRAQ
They told us that when we invaded, we'd be greeted with sweets and flowers. They left out the crucial modifier: "exploding."

GAY MARRIAGE
George W. Bush wants to amend our Constitution to make it illegal for gays to marry. But evidently, he has no problem with terrorists getting married. America can't afford a president who is soft on terrorist marriage. Because unlike gays, terrorists can breed.

BILL FRIST DIAGNOSING TERRI SCHIAVO FROM 800 MILES AWAY
The FristCam Act of 2005 would place a video camera in every one of America's Intensive Care Units. The FristCams would pan the ICUs, and the Senate Majority Leader would give each patient a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down.

BUSH'S 9/11 BAIT AND SWITCH
Bin Laden must have been furious. Here he had gone to all this trouble to murder thousands of Americans, and Saddam—Saddam, the infidel!—was getting all the credit! Who was the head of al Qaeda?! Who was funding al Qaeda?! Somewhere along the Afghanistan-Pakistan border there was a very angry terrorist mastermind.
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