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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 02:55 PM
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Another Great Bumper Sticker

Democrats want to take away your assault weapons
Republicans want to take away your blowjobs
Which would you rather do without?
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eallen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:08 PM
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1. What? You're trying to drive people to third parties?
Why should people have to choose what they want the government to take away?
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:11 PM
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2. I thought the bumper sticker was humorous
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eallen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:21 PM
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8. I guess I'm itchy, waiting for Fitzgerald to speak up.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:12 PM
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3. I'd rather not try to give a home invader a blowjob.
:silly:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:17 PM
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5. DOH
:spray:
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:18 PM
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6. But what if he is REALLY cute?!
You know how sleepy guys get after a BJ. Do it right, no home invasion! DO it too well, you may have to start a business. ;) :crazy: :silly:
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:21 PM
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9. (gag) (choke) (spit) (spit) Ugh.
Edited on Thu Oct-20-05 03:22 PM by TahitiNut
I'm hopelessly straight - incapable of even looking at myself in the mirror without being disgusted. :silly:

Now, if the invader is a "she" ... I'm open to offering moustache rides. :evilgrin:
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 05:21 PM
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11. LMAO!!!
Too funny!!!
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:23 PM
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10. Does Jeff Gannon make house calls?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:16 PM
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4. How about simply "Assault the Republican Blowjobs"
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-05 03:20 PM
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7. How about ...
... "Democrats will give Republicans assault weapons if Republicans give Democrats blowjobs" -- compromise in action.
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