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Thu Oct-20-05 08:23 PM
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Today's "Blame-a-Clinton" thread. |
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I've thought about it, I've suggested it, and I think it's about time we did it. Sometimes, in our busy lives, we can lose track of what to blame on Bill & Hill. Wouldn't it be nice to know for sure what to blame them for each and every day?
I'll start:
9/11 -- Bill's fault.
Who's next?
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:24 PM
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1. ** inherited Bill's recession. |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:29 PM
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The economy was in terrible shape when CCB came to power. :)
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:25 PM
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2. Clinton didn't pay his tab when we went drinking. |
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I had to pay for his beers.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:27 PM
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:34 PM
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14. OMFG! He sold me a pair of shoes!!!! |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:35 PM
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15. I blame him for the odor. LOL. n/t |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:27 PM
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3. it's his fauLt i'm fat |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:34 PM
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13. So that's how I gained 30 pounds in the last year |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:28 PM
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5. We don't blame Bill Clinton here. |
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We have come to understand, fully and through hours of protracted discussion and meditation, that Bill Clinton's penis(codename: "Cthulhu") is the source of all evil in this time/space continuum. Just like the repukes we know that anytime anything goes wrong, we just blame Bill Clinton's penis.
It's just so very convenient, you know? ;-)
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:30 PM
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:35 PM
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16. You said it, grrlfriend! |
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And as good Amurricans, we got us'n aright to not think about nuthin' as much as possible. We aspire to The Perfect EEG Flatline.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:41 PM
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23. Thanks to whomever originally posted this on DU! |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:40 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Great thread. Leave it to the KOEBers to bring some good fun to GD :D
Peace.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:44 PM
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It was time to let off some steam. Plus, really, I can't keep track anymore. :hi:
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:01 PM
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35. Hey there -- we need Think Progress to keep many more lists for us!!! |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:41 PM
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24. That's so true, Bill Clinton's penis once slammed... |
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a door in my face.
And another time it stole my cab.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:29 PM
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7. Expecting with hard work and compassion, to live in a free prosperous.. |
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country, Bill's fault.Halliburton stock climbing 3 Billion % too.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:33 PM
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12. I'd go so far as to blame him for "Peace and Prosperity" in general. n/t |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:30 PM
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9. He turned me into a NEWT! |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:32 PM
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11. Well... We did do the nose... And the hat. n/t |
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:43 PM
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:32 PM
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10. After Katrina, and Rita, and Wilma, can we afford to have ... |
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a woman as president? It's Hillary's fault for even thinking about running.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:36 PM
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17. I'll repeat what I said at the KOEB tonight.... |
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Bill caused the San Francisco earthquake and the Chicago fire. He assassinated Kennedy. He fired the shot heard 'round the world.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:37 PM
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18. Clinton spoiled Americans by bringing them a peace and prosperity they |
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knew they did not deserve. They decided to reverse his error by installing a shithead into the Oval Office.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:38 PM
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19. Our country has turned into the most hated |
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courtry in the world. He never made peace with any other country, they all hated the US because of the threat we placed upon them. They are paranoid because Clinton would send in the Lone Ranger or Superman to take them out.The world is in such a mess because of the Clinton's
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:38 PM
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20. Our country has turned into the most hated |
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courtry in the world. He never made peace with any other country, they all hated the US because of the threat we placed upon them. They are paranoid because Clinton would send in the Lone Ranger or Superman to take them out.The world is in such a mess because of the Clinton's
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:41 PM
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have sex with me. damn him.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:45 PM
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Damn it! Now that you mention it, he didn't have sex with me either!
:mad:
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:02 PM
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:44 PM
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27. TN Rep Marsha Blackburn's report in our local paper |
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This was just in yesterday's paper. Very local, very rural weekly paper so I'll just type in briefly what she says...
Serving on the Energy and Commerce Committee, I've watched time and time again as liberal Congressmen step in to keep us from expanding domestic oil exploration and refining capacities......blah blah blah.....The bill HR 3893 is supposed to cut through the red tape and facilitate construction of oil refineries and development of domestic fuel sources....blah blah....I think it is a matter of economic and national security so to me it's shameful that we've let environmental extremists and their liberal advocates in Washington have their way with our energy supply system. The Clinton Administration vetoed domestic oil exploration. TN's own Al Gore supported efforts aimed at raising gas prices during the 90s. All the while they worked to increase the difficulty in building new refineries. We've got high gas prices and we're going to have high home heating costs this winter because we've let certain groups put their interests above something so critical to our everyday life like access to fuel. The left is going to say this bill does nothing but help the big, rich oil companies but we need gas and we don't refine enough oil - who is the loser here.....blah blah....I believe this bill will help but those who've held it up all these years put us in the position we're in today.
CLINTON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR HIGH HEATING BILLS THIS YEAR. Top that!? I sent in a Letter to the editor - we'll see if it is printed next week. emdee
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:51 PM
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Five years later, wow, he really screwed things up!
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:19 PM
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39. That's one powerful man!! |
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he can do all of that AND still satisfy women! No wonder Bush/Cheney/Rummy/etc are upset - all they can satisfy is Gannon, Male Prostitute, while ruining the world! O8) emdee
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:54 PM
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42. Even him, they don't satisfy. |
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The Clenis strikes again.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:44 PM
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28. FEMA incompetence = Bill Clinton's fault |
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It's true! Bill brought in James Lee Witt, his Arkansas disaster relief chief to strengthen FEMA, and Witt did a WONDERFUL job transforming a stagnant bureaucracy into a model of disaster response efficiency, and then Clinton had the nerve to LEAVE the White House in 2000, taking Witt with him.
So then this guy George W. Bush somehow ended up in the White House, and after 9/11, which was Clinton's fault (but you already mentioned that) Bush created this Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to handle ALL US disasters whether caused by terrorists or nature, and he brought in this flunky, Michael Chertoff to head DHS. And Chertoff picked his friend the horse lawyer Michael Brown to head FEMA...
Follow me so far?
And then this Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans and sunk it and maybe a thousand people ended up dead 'cause Brown was too busy worrying about his dinner plans and basking in praise from this President Bush so he wasn't doing his job....
So you see, it's all CLINTON'S fault. If he hadn't left the White House (and don't lecture me about any quaint term limits in the Constitution, jackass!), there's wouldn't have been a Bush, and a 9/11, which resulted in DHS, and FEMA under DHS, and Chertoff and Brown, and the hurricane deaths in New Orleans... GET IT??? It's CLINTON'S fault.
I'm tired. Where's my kool-aid?
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:52 PM
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:45 PM
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29. It's his fault they all hate us so much now, because we were... |
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...so nice before. If we had been evil before, maybe they would have gotten used to it by now.
Or maybe not.
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:53 PM
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I actually heard today that it was because the CIA was full of Clintonites that Plame got outted and they're going after the administration.
All hail the mighty Clenis!
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Thu Oct-20-05 08:59 PM
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34. And they took all the Ws off the keyboards, too, right? n/t |
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:05 PM
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37. Bill Clinton was the one who made the satellite feed available before time |
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in order to show the press how staged the "talk with the troops" was.
Oh, and he ate my last cookie too.
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:16 PM
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38. CIA leak: Clinton's fault. Clinton hired Tenant...and if the CIA had |
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gotten the IRaq pre-war intel right...Rove and Libby and CHeney and BUsh wouldn't have HAD to leak her name.
Clinton gave them no other choice!
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:21 PM
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40. It sure has been rainin' a lot... |
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.... now who started that Liberal policy? Huh? Who else could it have been?
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:39 PM
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41. Wow I Heard Bills name repeatedly today |
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Heard tweety say his name but I didn't hang around to hear why. :boring: But picking up my kid tonight, I tuned in Hannity to see if they mention any pending Fitzmas doom :popcorn: and what I got was Hannity and Congresscritter Curt Weldon still spewing "able danger" crap. :banghead: Bill Clinton has the blood of three thousand slaughtered Americans on his hands and was warned to move the SS Cole out of that port in Yemen and willfully ignored all warnings. :wtf: Hannity said he can't believe the media isn't talking about it. The American people need to hear this! :beer: He told Weldon to get important people in-the-know together cause he has the power to have a full hour on Faux to inform the sheeples cause we must never let it happen again! :scared: Weldon says the Pentagon won't let anyone discuss it. He personally asked Rummy why not and Rummy has not answered him yet. :shrug: Sean said he would do his best to get the story out! Then it was time to talk to Dick Morris about his new book! "Condi vs Hillary" I shit you not! :puke: Dick morris is a whore! How could anyone further line this guys pockets is a mystery to me! People are so gullible. :spank: But lucky for me I pulled into the garage before I even heard that mans voice. :hurts:
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Thu Oct-20-05 09:57 PM
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43. If you listen closely |
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you can hear the cries of "No war for Monica" ringing out from Faux.
Such BS. :banghead:
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Fri Oct-21-05 01:01 PM
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44. Clinton slept with Betty. |
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Hence, the fury of Wilma.
:hi:
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Fri Oct-21-05 01:03 PM
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45. Chris Rock: "Monica Lewinsky is Hillary's fault!" |
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Bigger and Blacker is some of the best stand-up of all time.
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Fri Oct-21-05 01:03 PM
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46. Every time I see a cigar, I'm traumatized...DAMN YOU Clenis! |
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