Bush Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder

[proud2BlibKansan]

An old article, but still funny.

Bush Diagnosed With Attention-To-Deficit Disorder

August 20, 2003 | Issue 39•32


WASHINGTON, DC—Pointing to massive war-time tax cuts, physicians from the Congressional Budget Office diagnosed President Bush with attention-to-deficit disorder Tuesday. "The president exhibits all the symptoms of ATDD: impulsiveness, restlessness, inability to focus on mounting U.S. debt likely to reach $400 billion by the year's end," Dr. Terrence Spellman said. "Failing to address his affliction could lead to serious long-term fiscal health problems for future generations of Americans." To treat the president's ATDD, Spellman prescribed Ritalin and an introductory course in high-school economics.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32212

[joanne]

1. Thats not all the Chimp has been diagnosed with

chronic lying
inability to speak in complete sentences
brain dead

Did I miss anything? :popcorn:

[Marr]

2. LOL- I love the Onion.